# Access memories of any one that has ever lived

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 26, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802 "2018-06-26T22:10:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/1 "2018-06-26T22:10:56Z")

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You are magically given the ability to access the life experiences and memories of one person that has ever existed.\* The ability allows you to drill down to a dirt poor farmer in ancient Cyprus or a Tahitian fisherman instead of having to know their names in advance. Who do you access? Scientist? Philosopher? Religious figure? Loved one? Past or present world leader? Your ability is a one time offer but you have a day to think about it. If the person is mythical, they are not an option, so have a plan B.  
My spur of the moment answer was a western religious figure. Jesus, Mohammed, Moses, Abraham, Eve. That would solve personal curiosity. Further thinking on it changed it to be someone like Tesla or DaVinci. Maybe Nostradamus. But again, it would be cool to speak and read ancient Egyptian or Mayan. I need ideas before I decide.

\*Let’s restrict ever existed to be since summer solstice 72367 years ago.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/2 "2018-06-26T22:28:47Z")

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I like the idea of John Lennon. Seems kinda shallow compared to a religious person. I just want to know how he felt growing up and his experiences as a Beatle.  
Other than that, I like Queen Elizabeth I.

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/3 "2018-06-26T22:32:58Z")

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**Moderator Action**

Moving thread from GQ to IMHO.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/4 "2018-06-26T23:01:58Z")

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Fermat, I guess. Or Archimedes.

Or, y’know, Malkovich.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/5 "2018-06-26T23:03:23Z")

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One of those people who saw the alternate ending to _Big_.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/6 "2018-06-26T23:16:50Z")

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What happens if we pick a person who might have been mythological, but might have been real? Do we get to find out if they were really real? If they weren’t, do we get to pick someone else? What if the mythological figure was actually an amalgam of two different real people?

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/7 "2018-06-26T23:27:11Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> What happens if we pick a person who might have been mythological, but might have been real? Do we get to find out if they were really real? If they weren’t, do we get to pick someone else? What if the mythological figure was actually an amalgam of two different real people?

Heh. Apologies for the possible hijack and possible blasphemy, but: say you pick Jesus, and say you get a _wow-this-is-just-how-folks-picture-it_ experience.

So he had actual super powers! Or he was delusional, with memories to match.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/8 "2018-06-27T00:15:46Z")

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Id say Shakespeare, to find out if he was really Marlowe., and how he pulled it off. Shakespeare did have an incredible life, even foreign travel. And he observed a humankind that enabled him to write about it as he did.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/9 "2018-06-27T01:06:37Z")

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I don’t want the memories of one person though. I want them all. All, I say! Give them to me!!!

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/10 "2018-06-27T01:42:09Z")

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Leonardo da Vinci would be fascinating.

I’m sorry to say though that some part of me wants to look into the mind of deeply disturbed individuals. Individuals that most “sane” people would consider the stuff of nightmares. Anyone up for a look into Ed Gein’s head. I can’t imagine any good would come from it but that doesn’t mean I’m not curious.

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**Author:** ![Hermitian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hermitian/32/470_2.png) [@Hermitian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermitian)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/11 "2018-06-27T13:34:02Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> Heh. Apologies for the possible hijack and possible blasphemy, but: say you pick Jesus, and say you get a _wow-this-is-just-how-folks-picture-it_ experience.
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> So he had actual super powers! Or he was delusional, with memories to match.

Or you ask for Jesus and end up getting [this guy](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F1SfzV67Bqw/maxresdefault.jpg). Eight-year-olds dude.

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**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/12 "2018-06-27T13:48:51Z")

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Leaving aside famous people I would probably pick someone who was central to an unresolved mystery of history, just to see what actually happened.

For example, and this is just the first example that popped into my head:

> **[Disappearance of Frederick Valentich](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Frederick_Valentich)**
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> Frederick Valentich (/ˈvæləntɪtʃ/) was an Australian pilot who disappeared while on a 125-nautical-mile (232 km) training flight in a Cessna 182L light aircraft, registered VH-DSJ, over Bass Strait. On the evening of Saturday 21 October 1978, twenty-year-old Valentich informed Melbourne air traffic control that he was being accompanied by an aircraft about 1,000 feet (300 m) above him and that his engine had begun running roughly, before finally reporting: "It's not an aircraft."
> There were b...

And no, I don’t believe he was kidnapped by aliens, and its most likely he deliberately crashed but its one of those things it would be interesting to know what happened for sure.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/13 "2018-06-27T18:49:43Z")

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Easy one and two specific people; not general tradesmen – Claude-Pierre Pécaudy de Contrecœur or Father Denys Baron. I have lived near and studied Fort DuQuesne for so long (8 times longer than it actually stood) that to know the mind of either man would be magnificent.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/14 "2018-06-27T18:59:45Z")

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> [@Alpha\_Twit](#):
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> I’m sorry to say though that some part of me wants to look into the mind of deeply disturbed individuals. Individuals that most “sane” people would consider the stuff of nightmares. Anyone up for a look into Ed Gein’s head. I can’t imagine any good would come from it but that doesn’t mean I’m not curious.

Potentially the most valuable sort of target I think. One little peek might be enough to put psychiatry on the right path to understanding (and identifying and treating if appropriate) these sorts of people. The danger, of course, is that their behavior, once known and understood, might seem more reasonable than ‘normal’, and then what do you do?

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/15 "2018-06-27T19:11:25Z")

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Does the person need to be dead? If not, how old must the memories be? A year? A day? A millisecond? There are any number of people where you could make a fortune if you had access to their memories in almost real time. Maybe the guy who does the orange crop report? You could make a killing in frozen orange juice concentrate futures…

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/16 "2018-06-27T19:40:24Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Potentially the most valuable sort of target I think. One little peek might be enough to put psychiatry on the right path to understanding (and identifying and treating if appropriate) these sorts of people. The danger, of course, is that their behavior, once known and understood, might seem more reasonable than ‘normal’, and then what do you do?

If you’re doing legitimate psychological research with the appropriate mental health support then you have a point.

What if you have …other…goals?

Yeah, I’m not gonna go there in this forum.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
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I’m having trouble seeing a nefarious angle to my post. People are generally open to the ideas held by technological and artistic geniuses, and their mindsets and perspectives are thus readily accepted and developed. Sociopaths, especially homicidal & necrophilic ones, not so much. Society tends to destroy or silence them as quickly as possible, with little regard for their motivations. I simply suggested if we understood what was going on with them, we might be able to intervene before they cause harm to others and/or destroy their own futures.

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/access-memories-of-any-one-that-has-ever-lived/816802/18 "2018-06-27T20:11:41Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> I’m having trouble seeing a nefarious angle to my post.

I didn’t say there was a nefarious angle to your post. Should memory access to the long deceased become available as the OP posits, legitimate, useful research could be accomplished.

Not everyone would be interested in performing such research. Maybe Ed was my hero and I want to relive his experiences? Maybe I want to learn from his mistakes and do it better this time? Things could get nefarious in a hurry.

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Van Gogh.

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Ambrose Bierce

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