# According to KY law, the same sex marriage licenses

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [September 7, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227 "2015-09-07T03:00:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227/361 "2015-09-08T23:05:08Z")

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> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#):
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> Given she is vowing to put a stop to the marriages anyone wanna guess how long until she is locked up again?

Wednesday afternoon.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227/362 "2015-09-08T23:12:28Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> trying to figure out how she would “force” them to stop…

Threaten to fire them, I’d imagine.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227/363 "2015-09-08T23:15:45Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![jshore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@jshore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jshore)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227/364 "2015-09-09T14:46:23Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Who the fuck does he think he is, Aslan? That’s not how our judicial system works.

That is presumably why he made the promise. He knew it would sound great and brave and gallant to the followers but would never actually come to pass.

But to me this is the money quote:

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> “I’m willing to go in her place,” he said, adding he was tired of the “tyranny” in this country of people not being able to practice their beliefs.

So, I guess that means that if a Muslim clerk refused to grant marriage licenses unless the couples pledged to follow all the tenets of Sharia law then Huckabee would defend them too.

Yeah…The day pigs fly out of my ass, he would!

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227/365 "2015-09-09T15:09:54Z")

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> [@jshore](#):
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> That is presumably why he made the promise. He knew it would sound great and brave and gallant to the followers but would never actually come to pass.

For some reason, Huckabee gets listed as one of the honest, sincere politicians on the Republican side. This nonsense puts paid to that notion forever.

Not only is he a dishonest sleazebag, but he clearly thinks his followers are idiots who know nothing about the way our judicial system works.

I like to believe that my political/ideological opponents are on average as smart as my political/ideological allies. Please, right-wing Christians: tell Huckabee he’s being a condescending asshole, so I can maintain this belief.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227/366 "2015-09-09T17:24:02Z")

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There is no Sanity Clause.

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**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227/367 "2015-09-09T20:48:21Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> For some reason, Huckabee gets listed as one of the honest, sincere politicians on the Republican side. This nonsense puts paid to that notion forever.
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> Not only is he a dishonest sleazebag, but he clearly thinks his followers are idiots who know nothing about the way our judicial system works.
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> I like to believe that my political/ideological opponents are on average as smart as my political/ideological allies. Please, right-wing Christians: tell Huckabee he’s being a condescending asshole, so I can maintain this belief.

According to the well-known case Katniss v. Panem, it’s possible to “volunteer” as “tribute” in order to take the place of someone who has been sentenced.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/according-to-ky-law-the-same-sex-marriage-licenses/730227/368 "2015-09-09T20:55:23Z")

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> [@BrightNShiny](#):
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> According to the well-known case Katniss v. Panem, it’s possible to “volunteer” as “tribute” in order to take the place of someone who has been sentenced.

yeah - but that can cause a ripple affect that might bring down the entire system if allowed.

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