# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/181 "2015-06-09T13:19:21Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > What is so damn horrible about creating a mythology around violent criminals and cop killers? Do you[really have to ask](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copycat_crime)? ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/182 "2015-06-09T13:52:17Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > This is contemptible. The fact that you would express such an outrageous sentiment tells me all I need to know about you. My BIL is a CO in Dannemora. Just when you think \*\*acey \*\*can’t get any stupider, he just keeps posting. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/183 "2015-06-09T13:53:51Z")
I will bet you ANYTHING that the song Cop Killer by Ice T from 20 years ago sent **ace** into an absolute tizzy. Why, that’s not creating a harmless mythology around violence! That’s going to lead to The Man getting murdered!!! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/184 "2015-06-09T14:08:50Z")
For fuck’s sake. Thanks for that, **Ravenman**. I’m here trying to work and I’ve got that damn song in my head. The worst part is that I can recite half the lyrics off the top of my head. That’s [del]kind of[/del] embarrassing. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/185 "2015-06-09T15:42:50Z")
> [@andros](#): > > The worst part is that I can recite half the lyrics off the top of my head. That’s [del]kind of[/del] embarrassing. No, the worst part is that Ice T has now played a cop on tv for like 17 years or something, and nobody has realized\*\* we’re\*\* the alternate timeline, stuck in a universe that veered off from the normal one. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/186 "2015-06-09T16:03:29Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > That would explain a lot. I know! I used to think he was like 97 years old because it would seriously explain a lot. But this asshole is like 40-something! He is truly one of the stupidest, most clueless posters this board has ever had. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/187 "2015-06-09T16:20:59Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Are you posting from 1942 or something? John Gotti, **Charlie Bronson** , Bernie Madoff, Frank Abignale and the Pink Panthers are all rather famous. And that’s just people who made a living as criminals. Bolding mine. Do you mean Charlie Manson? Or [this guy](http://listverse.com/2014/06/16/10-truly-bizarre-facts-about-englands-most-insane-prisoner/). Surely you don’t mean [this guy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson). ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/188 "2015-06-09T17:00:24Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Or [this guy](http://listverse.com/2014/06/16/10-truly-bizarre-facts-about-englands-most-insane-prisoner/). That one. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/189 "2015-06-09T17:25:23Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > I got a little too excited. Prison breaks from maximum security facilities are fascinating to me because they are so rare in modern times. I too wish more murderers would escape from prison. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/190 "2015-06-09T17:54:47Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > This is contemptible. The fact that you would express such an outrageous sentiment tells me all I need to know about you. Didn’t you see The Shawshank Redemption? What about that warden? Checkmate. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/191 "2015-06-09T18:24:41Z")
So basically the cops just have to find a stone wall near Buxton and they’ll catch the escaped prisoners? ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/192 "2015-06-09T18:53:03Z")
Wow. Even **QtM** lays the smack down. You have to be pretty frigging awful for him to lay a smack down on you. 😛 You know the real problem with him? We have lots of posters here with similar grotesque opinions, but they usually own them. He, on the other hand, does the “oh, shucks, y’all” thing that was mentioned up thread, doesn’t respond to the meat of any argument against him and just keeps on keeping on. He’s truly the personification of willful ignorance and that’s why everyone is pretty much disgusted by his antics at this point. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/193 "2015-06-09T19:20:29Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > So basically the cops just have to find a stone wall near Buxton and they’ll catch the escaped prisoners? Nah, they’re already living a nice quiet life in Zihuatanejo. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/194 "2015-06-10T13:26:46Z")
[We are no closer to figuring out what the fuck is wrong with **aceplace57**.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=759145) Except perhaps that he’s a hysterical ninny who thinks that the rest of us should also be hysterical ninnies. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/195 "2015-06-10T14:02:51Z")
I just had a flash of a Bloom County strip where Opus freaks right the fuck out about something that isn’t actually a problem, and spends the rest of the strip trying to justify it. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/196 "2015-06-10T14:16:53Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Bolding mine. Do you mean Charlie Manson? Or [this guy](http://listverse.com/2014/06/16/10-truly-bizarre-facts-about-englands-most-insane-prisoner/). … Well, that was a fascinating read! Thanks for the link. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/197 "2015-06-10T14:25:27Z")
[![](https://perverseinscrutable.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/far_sideb.jpg) ](https://perverseinscrutable.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/far_sideb.jpg) It is a conundrum. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/198 "2015-07-07T04:30:28Z")
This thread really should be a sticky. **Acey’s** newest piece of wisdom: [Slavery wasn’t as bad as people say.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18496830&postcount=69) At the end of the day, slaves went home to their families and played with the family dog. They laughed and sang songs. See, slaves who were born slaves didn’t know any other life, so they were perfectly happy being slaves. He knows this because he visited Mount Vernon twice. Oh, and they also had their own personal vegetable gardens and their own cabins. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/199 "2015-07-07T08:42:25Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > At the end of the day, slaves went home to their families and played with the family dog. They laughed and sang songs. Oh, those happy Negroes.“Jump Jim Crow…”. What a fucking idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/200 "2015-07-07T13:15:08Z")
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