# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/241 "2015-07-29T14:25:36Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I’m afraid to ask, but… sexting thread? [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763306). You go look at it, i can’t anymore. I just can’t. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/242 "2015-07-29T16:45:06Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763306). You go look at it, i can’t anymore. I just can’t. Note that the thread is NOT about **ace** ’s personal sexting habits. So it’s safe to read in that regard. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/243 "2015-07-29T16:57:35Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Note that the thread is NOT about **ace** ’s personal sexting habits. So it’s safe to read in that regard. Well, he does share some of his text exchanges with his wife. I assume this is foreplay for them. > [@Wife caught sexting lover while at Atlanta Braves game with clueless husband.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wife-caught-sexting-lover-while-at-atlanta-braves-game-with-clueless-husband/726142/89): > > Texts are stuff like “do we need milk?” “what’s planned for dinner?” Where RU? ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/244 "2015-08-02T17:13:02Z")
I keep waiting for him to resurrect the baseball sexting thread, but he hasn’t. Interestingly, he has gone 6 days without posting anything. I’m not going to stroll through his posting history, because I’m just not up to dealing with the horrors that would entail, but I’m willing to bet that 6 days of no posting might be a record for him. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/245 "2015-09-06T03:46:08Z")
**Aceplace** is at it again, over-sensationalizing an account of an assault on a man who was using an EBT card in a Whole Foods store. > **[Security beats man at Whole Foods over EBT card](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=767441)** > > ok they used to be called food stamps. Now it’s a EBT card that’s used just like a cc in the store’s card scanner terminal. I’ve been in grocery lines behind people using them. It’s no big deal for the cashier anymore. There’s a few restricted items... ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/246 "2015-09-06T15:24:21Z")
I like how he believes the witness is more of a suburban mom with two kids, a dog and a white picket fence, when the odds are almost certain that she’s more of the Occupy Wall Street type. His naive assumptions as just so cute! ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/247 "2016-04-18T17:17:15Z")
Oh look, a new bit of [wisdom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19268009&postcount=36) from **Acey** in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=790704). “Whattya mean womenfolk pee in the stalls? I thought they just walked around flashing their vag and taking their clothes off in the open?” ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/248 "2016-04-18T17:52:31Z")
Someone must have stuck _Golden Shower Girls_ in the Documentary section again. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/249 "2016-04-18T19:13:41Z")
I just posted over in his new shit show of a thread that someone need to resurrect this! I still can’t determine if he is a troll or the stupidest, most naive redneck on the planet. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/250 "2016-04-18T19:22:04Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > Oh look, a new bit of [wisdom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19268009&postcount=36) from **Acey** in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=790704). > “Whattya mean womenfolk pee in the stalls? I thought they just walked around flashing their vag and taking their clothes off in the open?” He’s _married_. Some woman said yes to him, agreed to share her life and her vagina with him, etc., etc. I can’t stand men who act like women are some kind of fucking mystery and like to put us on a pedestal only to knock us down the second we do something wrong. You don’t want us to be a mystery, you just don’t want to be bothered to learn about us. He thinks we all just change out in the open, that we shouldn’t shut the stall doors while peeing, that men flash their hairy dicks out in the open…I just wanted to say, welcome to earth, pal. Must be weird here. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/251 "2016-04-18T19:46:28Z")
I expect he also doesn’t realize how complicated it actually is to be showing your vagina to the world. Or even your labia. You know, anything more hidden than the mons. And I disagree with the notion that anybody in that thread was insulting him. People were describing him in a perfectly realistic way. Saying that **aceplace** is a moron is no more an insult than pointing out that pigs have a characteristic smell. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/252 "2016-04-18T19:59:22Z")
Actually, it’s because his WIFE leaves the bathroom door open when she pees that he’s puzzled that someone would close it in public. Because, you know, leaving the door open at home is the same as doing so in a public restroom. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/253 "2016-04-18T20:42:48Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > I expect he also doesn’t realize how complicated it actually is to be showing your vagina to the world. Or even your labia. You know, anything more hidden than the mons. I am not convinced he has even seen a vagina (in person). ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/254 "2016-04-18T21:46:30Z")
Since he regularly sees his wife using the bathroom with the door open you might think he has pretty good point of access into this impenetrable mystery one names woman. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/255 "2016-04-18T22:06:05Z")
I think he knows full-well that women close the damned stall door in bathrooms, but was trying to back-peddle a bit and save face. I don’t normally post in The Pit, because I really don’t like insulting anyone, but I endorse this entire thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/256 "2016-04-18T23:12:06Z")
**Aceplace** is a sock for **JohnClay**. It’s the only explanation that makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/257 "2016-04-19T02:36:43Z")
Separated at birth? Maybe they should check those papers from the adoption agency. ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/258 "2016-04-19T04:10:54Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > **Aceplace** is a sock for **JohnClay**. It’s the only explanation that makes sense. I think they’re both deliberately trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/259 "2016-04-19T06:02:39Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > **Aceplace** is a sock for **JohnClay**. It’s the only explanation that makes sense. Are we sure they’re not **lance strongarm**? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/260 "2016-04-19T06:41:02Z")
> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#): > > I think they’re both deliberately trolling. Trolling or not, they’re both the same idiot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=14)