# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/341 "2017-01-18T01:19:06Z")

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I noticed the weather thread too. I broke one of my own rules and answered in it. _hangs head_

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/342 "2017-01-18T02:14:45Z")

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> [@erysichthon](#):
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> **Acey** gets a [weather app](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=816527) for his phone, and makes the mind-blowing discovery that weather moves in patterns. Just because it’s raining on him, doesn’t mean it’s raining everywhere in Little Rock. (Stop laughing, you guys. Of course he’s seen those radar and satellite images on TV weather reports; everyone knows those are just [simulations](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19927740&postcount=22).)

Yeah, I didn’t have the energy to correct him yet again.

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/343 "2017-01-18T19:03:11Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I noticed the weather thread too. I broke one of my own rules and answered in it. _hangs head_

But you gotta admit that posting in that thread makes for a great username/post combo.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/344 "2017-01-18T20:12:05Z")

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No, no. It would be wrong.

Can we move that thread over here and do it properly?

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/345 "2017-01-18T21:01:52Z")

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I always love when this thread gets bumped. That ass clown never ceases to amaze.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/346 "2017-01-18T21:12:27Z")

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He’d like to know how much he can expect to lose from his inheritance if his mom winds up in a nursing home; his hope is that the gov’t will pay for her care instead.

Oh, the inheritance - really he means the charities his mom wants to leave $$ to (rather than donating it now, I guess?).

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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/347 "2017-01-19T02:52:47Z")

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> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#):
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> He’d like to know how much he can expect to lose from his inheritance if his mom winds up in a nursing home; his hope is that the gov’t will pay for her care instead.
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> Oh, the inheritance - really he means the charities his mom wants to leave $$ to (rather than donating it now, I guess?).

Well, of course the government should pay! Mom [scrimped and saved](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19929922&postcount=12) to provide that inheritance! Why should it go for something as frivolous as making herself comfortable in her autumn years?

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/348 "2017-01-19T03:03:23Z")

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> [@erysichthon](#):
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> Well, of course the government should pay! Mom [scrimped and saved](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19929922&postcount=12) to provide that inheritance! Why should it go for something as frivolous as making herself comfortable in her autumn years?

Right! It should make him comfortable as he approaches HIS autumn years.  
I look forward to us explaining to him how to move assets out of her name as he attempts the the most common fraud Medicare sees.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/349 "2017-01-20T03:43:39Z")

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> [@erysichthon](#):
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> A few updates:
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> **Acey** lectures us on [music theory](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19872048&postcount=7): there are these things called “chords.”

That David played as he trod the boards  
But you don’t really care for music, do ya?

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**Author:** ![BlueOhio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@BlueOhio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueOhio)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/350 "2017-01-20T13:47:15Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> I always love when this thread gets bumped. That ass clown never ceases to amaze.

Same here. The fact that he wasn’t aware that weather radar was not actually showing current weather events was amazing.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/351 "2017-01-20T16:07:50Z")

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> [@BlueOhio](#):
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> Same here. The fact that he wasn’t aware that weather radar was not actually showing current weather events was amazing.

He is the personify of The Onion’s “area man.”

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/352 "2017-02-15T21:55:53Z")

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> [@Rumors--Trump Hates The Job/Fed Up/Thinking Of Quitting](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rumors-trump-hates-the-job-fed-up-thinking-of-quitting/779545/90):
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> It is puzzling why Trump wanted to be President. He had a great life. Very little public criticism. His kids were doing great. Ivanka was greatly admired as a modern women with her own separate business interests…

This fucker gets worse by the day.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/353 "2017-02-15T23:54:32Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> This fucker gets worse by the day.

Trump or Acey? Ive never seen em in the same room at the same time.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/354 "2017-02-16T00:05:05Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Trump or Acey? Ive never seen em in the same room at the same time.

Not even The Cheeto wants to be seen with him.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/355 "2017-02-16T00:07:14Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Not even The Cheeto wants to be seen with him.

:thumbup:

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/356 "2017-02-26T01:18:54Z")

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Arg. Even his zombie threads are irritating. It wasn’t worth starting a thread about Selena Gomez’s legs in the first place, **Ace**. [Let it go](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=654788).

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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/357 "2017-02-26T01:48:49Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Arg. Even his zombie threads are irritating. It wasn’t worth starting a thread about Selena Gomez’s legs in the first place, **Ace**. [Let it go](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=654788).

But there’s just that _one little thing_ that’s keeping her from being [del]fappable[/del] bangable. If only she’d see an orthpedist!

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/358 "2017-02-28T02:01:16Z")

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Have you seen this dumb motherfucker, bringing his usual level of perspicacity and analytical rigor, in the [transgender wrestler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820148) thread?

What a fucking useless chump this guy is. The problem is that, as he so clearly demonstrates in that thread, correcting even his most basic and fundamental misinterpretations and stupidities is completely pointless. He seems to be literally impervious to reason and logic.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/359 "2017-02-28T03:10:56Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> Have you seen this dumb motherfucker, bringing his usual level of perspicacity and analytical rigor, in the [transgender wrestler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820148) thread?
> 
> What a fucking useless chump this guy is. The problem is that, as he so clearly demonstrates in that thread, correcting even his most basic and fundamental misinterpretations and stupidities is completely pointless. He seems to be literally impervious to reason and logic.

So it’s not just me who is scratching their head wondering “trolling or cognitive dissonance?”

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/360 "2017-02-28T03:13:27Z")

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> [@Una\_Persson](#):
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> So it’s not just me who is scratching their head wondering “trolling or cognitive dissonance?”

Nope. I wonder if he thinks pubescent cis-males should take testosterone blockers, since testosterone is a banned substance, y’know?

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