# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/361 "2017-02-28T15:32:26Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Nope. I wonder if he thinks . . . . No. He doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/362 "2017-02-28T16:59:34Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Nope. I wonder if he thinks pubescent cis-males should take testosterone blockers, since testosterone is a banned substance, y’know? Testosterone is certainly banned in our house. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/363 "2017-02-28T18:06:56Z")
[“My only motivation is to protect the integrity of sports!!!”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20029228&postcount=55) seems to be his new “what about the children!!!” After all, there have been zero reports of trans people assaulting, harrassing, or genderflooberating cis people in public bathrooms so he’s got to have something to be hysterical about. There have been reports of trans people and those who “look trans” being threatened or assaulted but we all know how much those count in Ace Space. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/364 "2017-02-28T21:09:54Z")
I sometimes wonder what’s going on in his head. Then I realize that it’d probably be like staring into the eyes of Nyarlahothep, and spread his madness. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/365 "2017-02-28T21:39:52Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > [“My only motivation is to protect the integrity of sports!!!”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20029228&postcount=55) He’s an athletic supporter. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/366 "2017-03-01T03:51:08Z")
This thread is hilarious. Nyarlathotep…supporter… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/367 "2017-03-01T07:40:18Z")
Frankly many of you long term dopers amaze me. I’ve been applying a _"Forget it Jake, it’s **Aceplace57** _" rule for about a decade now. Or maybe it just seems that long. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/368 "2017-03-01T07:42:43Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Have you seen this dumb motherfucker, bringing his usual level of perspicacity and analytical rigor, in the [transgender wrestler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820148) thread? [Moderating] Don’t call other posters “motherfuckers.” No warning issued. [/Mderating] ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/369 "2017-03-01T08:12:17Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Frankly many of you long term dopers amaze me. I’ve been applying a _"Forget it Jake, it’s **Aceplace57** _" rule for about a decade now. Or maybe it just seems that long. No, it has indeed been that long. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2017, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/370 "2017-03-01T11:09:51Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > No, it has indeed been that long. > > 😉 Actually I just checked. He only joined in '09, so only eight years. Plus it probably took me a year or two to realise he was Chinatown. So probably only six. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/371 "2017-03-15T22:31:31Z")
**Acey** has noted the [notorious photo](http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/photo-wall-street-creep-humping-feminist-statue-viral-article-1.2995245) of a dudebro humping the “Fearless Girl” statue on Wall Street. His conclusion: [it’s the sculptor’s fault](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20060852&postcount=3). She should have known better than to create a statue of a little girl, because statues “get humped all the time.” As usual, he is surprised and baffled that people do not agree with him. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/372 "2017-04-06T20:49:33Z")
As I headed off to the Pit to create my own thread on Acey, I was reminded this was already here. Today’s tizzy involved someone nut job in an Uber going off on a driver. Yes, it involved a threat to accuse him of sexual assault (bad - don’t do this) because he wouldn’t give her a phone charger, but it isn’t anyone’s worst nightmare. Is there any headline that he does not turn into a thread? ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/373 "2017-04-06T22:49:36Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Is there any headline that he does not turn into a thread? I was going to say that he only makes threads about Daily Mail headlines but I was wrong. This one was from New York Daily News. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/374 "2017-04-07T00:51:04Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > As I headed off to the Pit to create my own thread on Acey, I was reminded this was already here. Today’s tizzy involved someone nut job in an Uber going off on a driver. Yes, it involved a threat to accuse him of sexual assault (bad - don’t do this) because he wouldn’t give her a phone charger, but it isn’t anyone’s worst nightmare. > > Is there any headline that he does not turn into a thread? I just love how he extrapolates “one lunatic woman flips her shit and accuses man of rape for no reason” to “if I even think about looking at a woman the wrong way, she’s gonna scream RAEP!!! and I’ll go to jail forever and ever!” Thankfully I’ve never been on the receiving end of anything worse than unwanted groping/kissing, but I know gals who have been raped or come damn close and probably wish it really was that easy. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/375 "2017-04-07T01:11:30Z")
Seriously. It’s depressing that his paranoid fantasy is actually less horrible than reality…it’s just that the horror applies to _him_. Which, of course, makes it way worse. A worse nightmare for any real, adult man, would be getting stuck in a room with a whiny, paranoiac pissbaby MRA like aceplace, or his defenders in that thread, without an exit strategy. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/376 "2017-04-07T02:09:17Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > Seriously. It’s depressing that his paranoid fantasy is actually less horrible than reality…it’s just that the horror applies to _him_. Which, of course, makes it way worse. > > A worse nightmare for any real, adult man, would be getting stuck in a room with a whiny, paranoiac pissbaby MRA like aceplace, or his defenders in that thread, without an exit strategy. Are boards for the windows, a chain for the door, kerosene, and matches considered an exit strategy? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/377 "2017-04-11T14:06:02Z")
Reading comprehension ([about the test score](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20129939&postcount=1)) is hard for our subject matter. Which might explain so many of his other posts. ETA: No, _Goofus_, it doesn’t say you scored 91%. It says you scored better than 91% of the people who took the test. That said, I’ve taken rigged online clickbait tests where the answers didn’t matter to the final tally, so take even that number with a grain of salt. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/378 "2017-04-11T14:53:43Z")
14 year old girl is shot for her beliefs, wins Nobel Peace Prize and **acey** thinks she should just relax and [live a normal life.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/report.php?p=20130012) > [@He Named Me Malala - documentary. Why the title?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-named-me-malala-documentary-why-the-title/731460/20): > > I wish Malala would relax a bit and enjoy being a teenager in a free country. > > She seems to carry this life’s mission on her shoulders constantly. So intense. > > Do they ever let her be a normal teen? She’s about to enter college. Is her college experience going to be consumed by study and giving speeches? > > She’s got the rest of her life to fight for women’s education rights. Does she have to do it all when she’s 17? > > I understand she wants to change the world. But, geez she can enjoy her life a little too. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/379 "2017-04-11T14:55:39Z")
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that guy. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/380 "2017-04-11T15:06:39Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > 14 year old girl is shot for her beliefs, wins Nobel Peace Prize and **acey** thinks she should just relax and [live a normal life.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/report.php?p=20130012) Is this a hint that we’re all supposed to report this post? Because that’s what your link points to. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=20)