# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/381 "2017-04-11T15:11:59Z")

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> [@Terminus\_Est](#):
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> Is this a hint that we’re all supposed to report this post? Because that’s what your link points to.

No, just right clicked the wrong thing.  
:smack::smack::smack::smack:

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/382 "2017-04-11T15:13:07Z")

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> [@Terminus\_Est](#):
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> Is this a hint that we’re all supposed to report this post? Because that’s what your link points to.

It was supposed to be this.

> [@He Named Me Malala - documentary. Why the title?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-named-me-malala-documentary-why-the-title/731460/20):
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> I wish Malala would relax a bit and enjoy being a teenager in a free country.
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> She seems to carry this life’s mission on her shoulders constantly. So intense.
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> Do they ever let her be a normal teen? She’s about to enter college. Is her college experience going to be consumed by study and giving speeches?
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> She’s got the rest of her life to fight for women’s education rights. Does she have to do it all when she’s 17?
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> I understand she wants to change the world. But, geez she can enjoy her life a little too.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/383 "2017-04-11T15:45:55Z")

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He’s the worst. That’s all.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/384 "2017-04-11T16:35:45Z")

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Si **aceplace57** n’existait pas, il faudrait que _The Onion_ l’invente.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/385 "2017-04-11T18:58:20Z")

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That reminds me, I could really go for some French onion soup.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/386 "2017-04-11T20:08:13Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Si **aceplace57** n’existait pas, il faudrait que _The Onion_ l’invente.

Il n’y a pas assez de drogues.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/387 "2017-04-11T20:14:19Z")

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Pourquoi le français aujourd’hui?

And fuck autocorrect

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/388 "2017-04-11T20:20:06Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> 14 year old girl is shot for her beliefs, wins Nobel Peace Prize and **acey** thinks she should just relax and [live a normal life.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/report.php?p=20130012)

That is literally the dumbest post I have ever seen. At this point I can only hope he’s being deliberately ironic.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/389 "2017-04-11T20:54:33Z")

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I have to add this from a few days ago (and how many threads does he start anyway):

Ripped from the headlines of the New York Post, Ace doesn’t understand how the “legal contract” works with slot machines.

[Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823560)

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/390 "2017-04-11T22:00:22Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> That is literally the dumbest post I have ever seen. At this point I can only hope he’s being deliberately ironic.

Have you seen his followups? They’re pretty fricking dumb. (aceplace worrying about Malala’s ‘social adjustment’ is like an anorexic worrying that their overweight friend is losing too much weight.)

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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/391 "2017-04-11T23:06:39Z")

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> [@He Named Me Malala - documentary. Why the title?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/he-named-me-malala-documentary-why-the-title/731460/24):
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> I raised two daughters. There were times I wished they took their futures more seriously. But not to this extreme.

It’s interesting that he seems to have forgotten all about [the son he mentioned six years ago](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13927250&postcount=3):

> [@Could you disown a child that commited a serious, violent crime?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-you-disown-a-child-that-commited-a-serious-violent-crime/585856/3):
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> Thankfully my kids never got into much trouble. One got caught drinking beer with friends when he was 15. Cops brought him home about 11pm. Considering what he could have done, my wife & I got off pretty lucky.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/392 "2017-04-11T23:10:28Z")

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> [@erysichthon](#):
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> It’s interesting that he seems to have forgotten all about [the son he mentioned six years ago](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13927250&postcount=3):

He also seems to have forgotten about the wife.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/393 "2017-04-11T23:15:55Z")

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You know what this means, right? **Urbanredneck** is the _smart one_ of the family! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/394 "2017-04-11T23:22:16Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> You know what this means, right? **Urbanredneck** is the _smart one_ of the family! :eek:

I always figured, if he’s self-aware enough to label himself like that, maybe it’ll be okay, and then, the disappointment…

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/395 "2017-04-12T02:11:28Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that guy.

[Moderating]  
This is a violation of the board’s language rules. Please avoid doing this in the future.

No warning issued.  
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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/396 "2017-04-12T02:32:02Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [Moderating]
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> This is a violation of the board’s language rules. Please avoid doing this in the future.
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> No warning issued.
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> [/Moderating]

My bad. Forgot that rule. I apologize, thanks for the reminder.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/397 "2017-04-12T02:49:17Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [Moderating]  
> This is a violation of the board’s language rules. Please avoid doing this in the future.
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> No warning issued.  
> [/Moderating]

Really? In the pit?  
What rule is that?

Sent from my adequate mobile device using Tapatalk.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/398 "2017-04-12T13:30:14Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Really? In the pit?  
> What rule is that?
> 
> Sent from my adequate mobile device using Tapatalk.

[No saying “fuck you” or “go fuck yourself” or variants thereof.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/399 "2017-04-19T22:58:34Z")

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I have to add this one. **Acey** is sorry to hear about Aaron Hernandez’s death in prison.

> [@Aaron Hernandez found dead in cell.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-hernandez-found-dead-in-cell/784784/1):
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> Aaron’s troubled life transcended sports. Stand out career in college, but he always had a violent side.
> 
> Interesting timeline of his life spiraling out of control. **The one bright moment was his acquittal on a double murder charge April 14.**
> 
> [Who was Aaron Hernandez? Timeline of troubled NFL star's violent life | Fox News](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/19/who-was-aaron-hernandez-timeline-troubled-nfl-stars-violent-life.html)
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> It ended with him hanging himself in his cell.  
> [Aaron Hernandez, former NFL player, found dead in prison cell, officials say | Fox News](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/19/aaron-hernandez-former-nfl-player-found-dead-in-prison-cell-officials-say.html)
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> **Sometimes you just can’t save people from themselves. It’s such a tragedy.**

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824295](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824295)

Yes, that’s a tragedy alright. Sociopath faced the justice system and lost. **Acey** can see it his way though. :smack:

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/400 "2017-04-19T23:49:41Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I have to add this one. **Acey** is sorry to hear about Aaron Hernandez’s death in prison.

Sure he killed a bunch of people, but his career was cut short!

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