# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/441 "2017-06-13T10:57:57Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > This is rhetorical, no? No I have not much encountered him. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/442 "2017-06-13T12:28:06Z")
> [@Ramira](#): > > No I have not much encountered him. Consider that a blessing. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/443 "2017-06-13T21:57:29Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Consider that a blessing. I dunno, sometimes it’s fun to watch a trainwreck, and our **acey** is the pure, unadulterated incarnation of ridiculous and clueless stupidity who keeps on giving, and then some. It’s always one of my great pleasures to see this thread get bumped. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2017, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/444 "2017-06-14T11:33:48Z")
**acey** drops this turd in the thread about the London apartment building fire. > [@Grenfell Tower fire (London)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grenfell-tower-fire-london/788926/13): > > I hope PM May doesn’t own a violin. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20276830&postcount=13](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20276830&postcount=13) ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/445 "2017-07-14T23:31:12Z")
I think I’ve finally cracked the aceplace pattern for his topics. They all contain the same three things: 1. Comment in which he acts like he knows what he’s talking about 2. Anecdote that isn’t really relevant to the discussion 3. Question that reveals he doesn’t know what he’s talking about Usually the first two come fast, and the 3rd comes out a day or two later. If we’re lucky though, it’s all in one post: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20345899&postcount=5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20345899&postcount=5) ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/446 "2017-07-14T23:43:57Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Oh, and BTW, Christian fundamentalism is NOT two-thousand years old. It’s only a little over one-hundred years old. It was “invented” in this country, during the mid to late 1800’s. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/447 "2017-07-14T23:45:03Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > _pfft_ How can space be cold with all those stars and the great big sun up there? > > 😛 Go at night ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/448 "2017-07-14T23:49:33Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Go at night You have to be back before sunrise. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/449 "2017-07-16T21:52:59Z")
[A female Doctor Who. Worst. Thing. Ever.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20349442&postcount=80) ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/450 "2017-07-16T22:04:16Z")
> [@AlsoNamedBort](#): > > I think I’ve finally cracked the aceplace pattern for his topics. They all contain the same three things: > > 1. Comment in which he acts like he knows what he’s talking about > 2. Anecdote that isn’t really relevant to the discussion > 3. Question that reveals he doesn’t know what he’s talking about > > Usually the first two come fast, and the 3rd comes out a day or two later. If we’re lucky though, it’s all in one post: > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20345899&postcount=5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20345899&postcount=5) Admit it! You cracked nothing, you just cribbed off someone describing Trump’s MO. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/451 "2017-07-16T22:27:39Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > [A female Doctor Who. Worst. Thing. Ever.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20349442&postcount=80) It’s not just that he doesn’t like the casting … IT HAS LITERALLY RETROACTIVELY DESTROYED THE ENTIRE 54-YEAR-OLD FRANCHISE!!! ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/452 "2017-07-16T22:55:13Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > It’s not just that he doesn’t like the casting … IT HAS LITERALLY RETROACTIVELY DESTROYED THE ENTIRE 54-YEAR-OLD FRANCHISE!!! I’ve never been into Doctor Who, but I may start watching. Anything that pisses off **Acey** is a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/453 "2017-07-17T05:41:49Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > It’s not just that he doesn’t like the casting … IT HAS LITERALLY RETROACTIVELY DESTROYED THE ENTIRE 54-YEAR-OLD FRANCHISE!!! Hey, how would you like it if a show depicted George Washington as a black woman? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/454 "2017-07-17T12:49:30Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Hey, how would you like it if a show depicted George Washington as a black woman? George, no. [Martha, yes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Washington_(comics)). ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/455 "2017-07-17T13:13:00Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > I’ve never been into Doctor Who, but I may start watching. Anything that pisses off **Acey** is a good thing. That’s what I was thinking. I’d probably love this show. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/456 "2017-07-17T15:10:29Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > I’ve never been into Doctor Who, but I may start watching. Anything that pisses off **Acey** is a good thing. It’s funny because the show is based around the idea that the Doctor \*literally \*changes his entire body/character to someone different whenever the actor wants to leave the show. Like that’s the whole reason why the show has been around for so long. And it’s canon that his species can change sexes as well. Of course now **acey** ’s doing his typical backpedaling bullshit since no one else here agreed with him. ---
**Author:** ![Pantastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3bc359/32.png) [@Pantastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantastic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/457 "2017-07-17T15:51:21Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Hey, how would you like it if a show depicted George Washington as a black woman? That’s a bit different, since George Washington was a historical figure who wasn’t a black woman - in case you’re not aware, the Doctor is a fictional character who is an alien that humans happen to look like who periodically gets a fresh new body and personality. And in general having actors portray people who they don’t actually look entirely like is nothing new. For example, Shakespeare’s plays had men playing all of the women’s parts in the original performance, and had lilly-white Brits portraying all of the roles even for the ones set in places like ancient Rome. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/458 "2017-07-17T16:48:56Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Hey, how would you like it if a show depicted George Washington as a black woman? > [@Pantastic](#): > > That’s a bit different, since George Washington was a historical figure who wasn’t a black woman - in case you’re not aware, the Doctor is a fictional character who is an alien that humans happen to look like who periodically gets a fresh new body and personality. And in general having actors portray people who they don’t actually look entirely like is nothing new. For example, Shakespeare’s plays had men playing all of the women’s parts in the original performance, and had lilly-white Brits portraying all of the roles even for the ones set in places like ancient Rome. **Penfeather** was referring to one of **acey’s** followup posts in that thread: > [@aceplace57](#): > > Let’s make a new movie about the Civil War. We’ll cast a woman in ole Abe Lincoln’s role. Maybe we can cast Minnie Driver as George Washington in the next Revolutionary War movie. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/459 "2017-07-17T16:51:08Z")
> [@Pantastic](#): > > That’s a bit different, since George Washington was a historical figure who wasn’t a black woman - in case you’re not aware, the Doctor is a fictional character who is an alien that humans happen to look like who periodically gets a fresh new body and personality. And in general having actors portray people who they don’t actually look entirely like is nothing new. For example, Shakespeare’s plays had men playing all of the women’s parts in the original performance, and had lilly-white Brits portraying all of the roles even for the ones set in places like ancient Rome. You’ve been whooshed. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/460 "2017-07-17T18:30:25Z")
As long as she has a penis, that we get to see, then I don’t care if the Doctor is a he or she. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=24)