# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/461 "2017-07-17T18:56:04Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> It’s funny because the show is based around the idea that the Doctor \*literally \*changes his entire body/character to someone different whenever the actor wants to leave the show. Like that’s the whole reason why the show has been around for so long. And it’s canon that his species can change sexes as well.
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> Of course now **acey** ’s doing his typical backpedaling bullshit since no one else here agreed with him.

Of course, his excuse for backpedaling is that when he first posted he was really, and I mean really upset. So upset that he could not take 5 minutes to calm down and think things through, or maybe read other peoples’ comments.

That’s what really pisses me off, he goes off on these rants based on next to nothing and then has to back down pretty much every time. In the meantime he draws in a bunch of other people to his nonsense.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/462 "2017-07-17T19:13:51Z")

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> [@Pantastic](#):
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> That’s a bit different, since George Washington was a historical figure who wasn’t a black woman - in case you’re not aware, the Doctor is a fictional character who is an alien that humans happen to look like who periodically gets a fresh new body and personality.

Listen, you make a movie where George Washington is an alien who periodically gets a new body and personality, cast a black woman as the regenerated George, and I am watching the shit out of that motherfucker.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/463 "2017-07-17T19:44:10Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> That’s what really pisses me off, he goes off on these rants based on next to nothing and then has to back down pretty much every time. In the meantime he draws in a bunch of other people to his nonsense.

I don’t pay close attention to the bulk of his idiocy. Does he back down often?

> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> …I am watching the shit out of that motherfucker.

Maybe it is because of Game of Thrones last night, but my mind involuntarily pictured that literally. Ew.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/464 "2017-07-17T19:48:04Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Listen, you make a movie where George Washington is an alien who periodically gets a new body and personality, cast a black woman as the regenerated George, and I am watching the shit out of that motherfucker.

Likewise; hie thee to Kickstarter!

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/465 "2017-07-17T21:16:24Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Listen, you make a movie where George Washington is an alien who periodically gets a new body and personality, cast a black woman as the regenerated George, and I am watching the shit out of that motherfucker.

I know, right? You have a show where the premise is that when the main character dies they can come back as LITERALLY ANYBODY, and he’s complaining that the scope is not narrow enough.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/466 "2017-07-18T10:51:21Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Listen, you make a movie where George Washington is an alien who periodically gets a new body and personality, cast a black woman as the regenerated George, and I am watching the shit out of that motherfucker.

Don’t be ridiculous. [Portrayals of famous American presidents should be scrupulously accurate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln:_Vampire_Hunter).

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/467 "2017-07-18T12:52:04Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> I don’t pay close attention to the bulk of his idiocy. Does he back down often?

He (slowly) catches on that he has not stated the most obvious truth of all time, and then eventually realizes that he looks bad because if it, and begins softening his stance.

That doesn’t mean I believe he has actually moderated his opinion. I think he just trys to save face by backing off a little bit, you know, to show he is a reasonable, thinking individual.

My one and only warning on SDMB came when Acey said something completely stupid, and I responded with a post that earned me a warning for insulting. (well deserved, not disputing it)

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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/468 "2017-07-18T22:00:03Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> I think I’ve finally cracked the aceplace pattern for his topics. They all contain the same three things:
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> 1. Comment in which he acts like he knows what he’s talking about
> 2. Anecdote that isn’t really relevant to the discussion
> 3. Question that reveals he doesn’t know what he’s talking about

I think you’re on to something. Sometimes he inverts the pattern (starts with the dopey question, ends with the I-am-so-smart comment) but the middle section of an Acey post is almost always an irrelevant personal anecdote.

> [@leftfield6](#):
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> My one and only warning on SDMB came when Acey said something completely stupid, and I responded with a post that earned me a warning for insulting. (well deserved, not disputing it)

It was worth a try. I know of at least [one instance](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19575382#post19575382) where the mods apparently ignored an insult directed at Acey.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/469 "2017-07-18T22:14:12Z")

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If that poster gets a retroactive warning because you just narced him out, that will be some fucked up bullshit right there.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/470 "2017-07-18T22:37:16Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> If that poster gets a retroactive warning because you just narced him out, that will be some fucked up bullshit right there.

That was almost a year ago. I doubt they want the shitstorm.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/471 "2017-07-18T23:30:49Z")

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Point well made however…

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/472 "2017-07-19T00:50:36Z")

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I don’t think he’s malevolent. I think of him more like a Yahoo user, or some old person on Facebook who just takes every image macro as gospel.

Those used to really frustrate me, but then we got the real assholes rather than the clueless ones.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/473 "2017-07-19T06:30:31Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I don’t think he’s malevolent. I think of him more like a Yahoo user, or some old person on Facebook who just takes every image macro as gospel.
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> Those used to really frustrate me, but then we got the real assholes rather than the clueless ones.

That’s funny, because that’s exactly what my own internal dialog was when I first started to notice him, which was well before I ever saw anybody else gripe about him. I even considered being the first to gripe a few times, but then I realized he mostly means well, but is pretty well blind about some things and pretty well brainwashed about some others. And that reminds me of my father enough that I guess i already knew how to just blow it off.

Meanwhile, he often provides the opening to fight ignorance in a relatively pleasant and nonconfrontational way, so I say he does his bit to help with the general mission around here, one way or the other.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/474 "2017-07-19T06:42:09Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Those used to really frustrate me, but then we got the real assholes rather than the clueless ones.

Truly, your life is such a burden. I give you strength brother.

> [@voltaire](#):
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> Meanwhile, he often provides the opening to fight ignorance in a relatively pleasant and non confrontational way, so I say he does his bit to help with the general mission around here, one way or the other.

Lo, for even the Great Evil Satan had his place in Gods plan. And what a glorious a place it was to occupy. That Sacred Occupation. The Accuser. The Blasphemer. The Huh, hey, what’s going on you guys? I’m just going to spout some bullshit just to be a part of the dialogue even though it’s clear I have no idea what I am talking about?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/475 "2017-07-19T11:18:49Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I don’t think he’s malevolent.

I don’t think he could define the word, nor pronounce it.

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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/476 "2017-07-19T13:03:17Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I don’t think he could define the word, nor pronounce it.

He’d say it’s a really old word that nobody uses anymore.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/477 "2017-07-19T13:28:54Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Truly, your life is such a burden. I give you strength brother.

Could BigT use some humility on occasion? No doubt. But brother, his worst post contains more value than your entire posting history here, so splinter beam etc.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/478 "2017-07-19T13:54:01Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> > Truly, your life is such a burden. I give you strength brother.
> 
> Could BigT use some humility on occasion? No doubt. But brother, his worst post contains more value than your entire posting history here, so splinter beam etc.

I dunno - this part made me laugh.

> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Lo, for even the Great Evil Satan had his place in Gods plan. And what a glorious a place it was to occupy. That Sacred Occupation. The Accuser. The Blasphemer. The Huh, hey, what’s going on you guys? I’m just going to spout some bullshit just to be a part of the dialogue even though it’s clear I have no idea what I am talking about?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/479 "2017-07-19T16:51:42Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Could BigT use some humility on occasion? No doubt. But brother, his worst post contains more value than your entire posting history here, so splinter beam etc.

And that’s when the **aceplace57** pitting evolved into the **BigT** appreciation thread.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/480 "2017-07-19T16:59:06Z")

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And what a glorious day it was. A National Holiday was declared and free casein free cheese was given to the masses. And they rejoiced.

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