# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/581 "2017-08-26T02:18:04Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > [An \*\*acey \*\*post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20435556&postcount=80) is like beatnik poetry. As I said before, they lack coordination or subordination, which are necessary to convey more complex relationships of ideas, and an overarching point. The result is that they seem like someone who never really had anything to say forced himself to post anyway, and just mechanically listed some sentences that are only superficially connected. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/582 "2017-08-26T21:33:21Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > As I said before, they lack coordination or subordination, which are necessary to convey more complex relationships of ideas, and an overarching point. The result is that they seem like someone who never really had anything to say forced himself to post anyway, and just mechanically listed some sentences that are only superficially connected. I found myself musing in MPSIMS the other day and realized “this is way to acey-y” and deleted it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/583 "2017-09-02T15:29:06Z")
Aaaaaaand he’s at it again. \<\\> [Acey thinks hospitals and medical professionals should violate their patients’ rights and best medical interests if illegally ordered to do so by police](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20454070&postcount=7) ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/584 "2017-09-02T15:35:56Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Aaaaaaand he’s at it again. \<\\> > > [Acey thinks hospitals and medical professionals should violate their patients’ rights and best medical interests if illegally ordered to do so by police](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20454070&postcount=7) He wasn’t alone. Another poster suggested that the nurse go along with the blood draw to “de-escalate” the cop’s aggression. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/585 "2017-09-02T18:45:21Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Aaaaaaand he’s at it again. \<\\> > > [Acey thinks hospitals and medical professionals should violate their patients’ rights and best medical interests if illegally ordered to do so by police](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20454070&postcount=7) As I said in the thread, there he goes again, going off half-cocked based on a faulty understanding of the facts in a case.\* \*I had to tailor my reply to the rules in IMHO. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/586 "2017-09-02T19:20:45Z")
At least he has **D’Anconia** doubling down on the stupid and taking the heat off of him. Way to take one for the team, D. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/587 "2017-09-02T19:24:21Z")
**Acey** is, at least, consistent in his victim-blaming. He blamed the snotty, loudmouth Charlottesville counter-protesters for getting those harmless Nazis all riled up. It makes sense that he’d hold that back-talking nurse responsible for the cop’s tantrum. Besides, the cop is a white male, and in the Aceyverse, [white males are the real victims](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20449968&postcount=143). ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/588 "2017-09-02T19:30:03Z")
That thread is the reason I cannot get involved in any Acey post. The only suitable answers for his constant stream of ignorance are not suited for any forum except the pit. If this was a one-timer, sure, try to be rational. But his ignorance is constant and hasn’t abated over his posting history, and at this point, fuck rationality. Just call the fuckwit a fuckwit and be done with it. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/589 "2017-09-02T19:54:24Z")
It really has no connection to _our_ Acey’s shortcomings, but I have never been able to look at his username without recalling 8 Ace, the thirsty family man. A legendary character in Viz comics, named for his favored tipple - 8 tins of Ace Lager, available from the local convenience store at the bender-friendly price of £1.49. [http://viz.co.uk/category/cartoons/strip-cartoons/8-ace/](http://viz.co.uk/category/cartoons/strip-cartoons/8-ace/) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/590 "2017-09-02T20:45:56Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > At least he has **D’Anconia** doubling down on the stupid and taking the heat off of him. Way to take one for the team, D. I have **D’Anconia** on my ignore list. It’s refreshing to read threads that are free of his “contributions.” ---
**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/591 "2017-09-02T23:44:32Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Aaaaaaand he’s at it again. \<\\> > > [Acey thinks hospitals and medical professionals should violate their patients’ rights and best medical interests if illegally ordered to do so by police](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20454070&postcount=7) That’s what I came here to complain about. Jesus Christ on a cracker - Acey’s stupidity apparently knows no bounds. I have never posted like this before about other posters, even when I’m pissed off or hotly disagree with someone, but this post just takes the cake. Seriously, the nurse should have VIOLATED THE LAW and VIOLATED A PATIENT’S RIGHTS under order of a police officer? Oh hell no! The patient’s rights would be violated, the hospital and nurse could be sued, and the nurse would probably lose her license. Obeying that asshole cop’s “request” (LOL) would have been a huge violation and - I just have no words for the stupidity. That’s it. Wow wow wow. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/592 "2017-09-03T02:24:06Z")
So did he come back to the thread yet, backpedalling and making excuses to try to cover up how wrong he was? “All I meant was” should be engraved on his forehead. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/593 "2017-09-03T02:43:02Z")
aceplace57 probably checked out of this thread a long time ago. aceplace57 wins. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/594 "2017-09-03T03:36:20Z")
> [@Skypist](#): > > That’s what I came here to complain about. Jesus Christ on a cracker - Acey’s stupidity apparently knows no bounds. I have never posted like this before about other posters, even when I’m pissed off or hotly disagree with someone, but this post just takes the cake. > > Seriously, the nurse should have VIOLATED THE LAW and VIOLATED A PATIENT’S RIGHTS under order of a police officer? Oh hell no! The patient’s rights would be violated, the hospital and nurse could be sued, and the nurse would probably lose her license. Obeying that asshole cop’s “request” (LOL) would have been a huge violation and - I just have no words for the stupidity. That’s it. Wow wow wow. This makes me wonder: If a cop ordered **Acey** to blow him, Would **Acey** comply and then try to fight it in court? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/595 "2017-09-03T04:22:25Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > So did he come back to the thread yet, backpedalling and making excuses to try to cover up how wrong he was? “All I meant was” should be engraved on his forehead. > [@asahi](#): > > aceplace57 probably checked out of this thread a long time ago. > > aceplace57 wins. I’m pretty sure **Roderick Femm** meant the IMHO cop/nurse thread, where he is safe from being told how insufferably idiotic every last fucking one of his personal musings is. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/596 "2017-11-08T00:23:52Z")
**Acey** has started building out his fictional universe; he’s created an [imaginary friend](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841148) with a pet chimpanzee (or “monkey” as he calls it) to go with his imaginary wife and daughters. This is evidently an exercise in wish-fulfillment: > [@Would a monkey be a good home protection?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-a-monkey-be-a-good-home-protection/801003/6): > > I used to want an organ grinders monkey. They don’t get very big. Organ grinders trained their monkeys to do tricks. Made good money busking. > > That dream was during my single days. I know my wife would never allow it. Fortunately, she has no problem with his new hobby of creating [pornographic jigsaw puzzles](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20587222&postcount=17). ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/597 "2017-11-08T02:28:15Z")
so **ace** wants a monkey butler? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/598 "2017-11-08T02:56:57Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > so **ace** wants a monkey butler? Wearing a bikini. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/599 "2017-11-08T03:11:20Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Virtue signalling is nothing new. Look at this [crowd of young people](https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/61659.jpg) getting together to virtue signal against Nazis. You can sense the potential for violence. I think in that photo, there is blame on both sides. You had a group on one side that was bad and you had a group on the other side that was also very violent. nobody wants to say it, but I will say it right now. What about the allies that came charging at, as you say, the ‘Nazis,’ do they have any semblance of guilt? "What about the fact they came charging in on D-day with guns in hands, shooting guns, do they have any problem? I think they do. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/600 "2017-11-08T04:03:02Z")
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