# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![BlueOhio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@BlueOhio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueOhio)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/661 "2018-07-03T12:50:41Z")
> [@Ace309](#): > > This fucking idiot. I would think that any user here with ‘Ace’, ‘Place’ or ‘57’ in their name would be outraged at him. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/662 "2018-07-03T13:06:46Z")
> [@BlueOhio](#): > > I would think that any user here with ‘Ace’, ‘Place’ or ‘57’ in their name would be outraged at him. Eh, I post here so infrequently and this username is so old that this is the only place I actually still use it. If I cared deeply about my reputation I’d change my name to match my names elsewhere, but then, if I cared deeply about my reputation I probably wouldn’t do so much driveby snark. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/663 "2018-07-03T14:12:22Z")
> [@Ace309](#): > > Eh, I post here so infrequently and this username is so old that this is the only place I actually still use it. If I cared deeply about my reputation I’d change my name to match my names elsewhere, but then, if I cared deeply about my reputation I probably wouldn’t do so much driveby snark. Huh. So you’re _not_ aceplace’s sooper sekrit sock? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/664 "2018-07-03T14:17:13Z")
> [@Ace309](#): > > Sorry, I should elaborate. > > **aceplace57** is the worst kind of harmless idiot. He believes shit with no evidence just because it seems right, and then it informs his worldview. I wonder how many of the articles he read included the phrase “Chief Justice Roberts” somewhere in them, but his incompetent ass was just too functionally illiterate to process it. Then when someone pointed it out to him, his fucking response was basically “oh, it seemed right so I assumed it was true.” Imagine his befuddlement when he learns that Justice Kennedy was not, in fact, assassinated twice. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/665 "2018-07-03T14:18:11Z")
> [@Ace309](#): > > Sorry, I should elaborate. > > **aceplace57** is the worst kind of harmless idiot. He believes shit with no evidence just because it seems right, and then it informs his worldview. I wonder how many of the articles he read included the phrase “Chief Justice Roberts” somewhere in them, but his incompetent ass was just too functionally illiterate to process it. Then when someone pointed it out to him, his fucking response was basically “oh, it seemed right so I assumed it was true.” > > There’s a t-shirt that says something like “Be as confident as a mediocre white man.” He is that mediocre white man. It’s even worse than you suspect. My theory is that he is a mediocre white man intentionally trolling by playing the part of a mediocre white man. So it’s difficult to tell which misstatements of fact are intentional and which are because he really doesn’t have a clue. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/666 "2018-07-03T14:40:24Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Huh. So you’re _not_ aceplace’s sooper sekrit sock? I’m actually **Vinyl Turnip** in a Bullet Club t-shirt. ---
**Author:** ![BlueOhio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@BlueOhio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueOhio)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/667 "2018-07-03T20:51:05Z")
> [@Ace309](#): > > I’m actually **Vinyl Turnip** in a Bullet Club t-shirt. Hmmm - 3+0+9 = 12 5+7 = 12 ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/668 "2018-07-21T22:07:34Z")
> [@How Serious is Michael Cohen's violation of Attorney Client Privilege?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-serious-is-michael-cohens-violation-of-attorney-client-privilege/818331/5): > > I hadn’t heard of “one-party” consent states before. > > I thought secret recordings were covered by Fed law? But, I’m just remembering news stories where people got in serious trouble for making them. That may only apply to recording phone conversations. > [@How Serious is Michael Cohen's violation of Attorney Client Privilege?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-serious-is-michael-cohens-violation-of-attorney-client-privilege/818331/6): > > So you linked to an article you hadn’t even read? Why would one even be surprised by this? It is SOP. Jeez, I wouldn’t trust him to give me the right time of day or the current weather conditions while he was looking out the window. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/669 "2018-07-21T22:39:36Z")
[Here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21098792&postcount=2) in GQ our boy Acey explains what the dark web is, despite having absolutely no understanding of what the dark web is. He should really be banned from answering questions in GQ. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/670 "2018-07-22T00:54:57Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Why would one even be surprised by this? It is SOP. Jeez, I wouldn’t trust him to give me the right time of day or the current weather conditions while he was looking out the window. I think this fucknuttery was all about him getting his thread title out there. “\*\*How Serious is Michael Cohen’s violation of Attorney Client Privilege?” \*\*It’s the way the nutfuck right wingers communicate on social media. You just state something as accepted fact. Boom. There it is. People are saying. Many people are saying. At the very worst, it becomes “alternative fact” which is just A-OK factual enough goldurnit for a fucknut. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/671 "2019-01-14T23:49:40Z")
[Somebody can’t keep his stories straight…](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21429920#post21429920) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/672 "2019-01-14T23:56:35Z")
BUST-ED!!! Hehehe ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/673 "2019-01-14T23:56:44Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Somebody can’t keep his stories straight…](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21429920#post21429920) Dun-dun-dun!!! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/674 "2019-01-15T00:06:48Z")
Anyone else, it would be suspicious. Acey? Maybe he just forgot. I imagine him having a conversation with his wife about how many kids they have, getting it completely wrong at the beginning, then just gradually walking it back and claiming he was saying something else all along. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/675 "2019-01-15T00:35:39Z")
Wow. Why? ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/676 "2019-01-15T00:36:36Z")
Hee Hee Hee. Ban the fucker! ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/677 "2019-01-15T01:31:11Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Hee Hee Hee. Ban the fucker! I agree. What else is a lie? Why believe anything from him at this point? ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/678 "2019-01-15T01:50:33Z")
Since the anecdote about his son could have been set any number of years ago, it’s entirely possible that his son died, and that he _has_ two daughters now, but _had_ a son who is no longer alive. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/679 "2019-01-15T01:53:09Z")
The mods should ask him for an explanation. There’s no point in speculating. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/680 "2019-01-15T02:01:12Z")
> [@Lamoral](#): > > Since the anecdote about his son could have been set any number of years ago, it’s entirely possible that his son died, and that he _has_ two daughters now, but _had_ a son who is no longer alive. Wut? My sister lost a child. She still refers to him as her child. And always will. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=35)