# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/721 "2019-04-25T23:53:11Z")

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A few years ago, I’d have said, “OK, he’s tipped his hand. He’s overplayed, and now everyone _knows_ he’s trolling, because nobody’s that stupid.” These days, with Boomers sharing such obviously fake news, I really can’t tell.

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/722 "2019-04-26T00:13:10Z")

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> [@Thing\_Fish](#):
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> [acey doesn’t realize it’s a parody!!!](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21609197&postcount=19)
> 
> How can someone be that stupid and still feed themselves?

I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I bit on it too. I didn’t read it all that carefully. It never occurred to me that anyone would put up a parody of Biden announcing in that forum. That thread is now the Biden thread - a parody.

There’s so much mud-slinging going on, it’s hard to know what’s serious and what’s not. Particularly in politics lately. In this climate of “nothing can shock me”, that article gave me pause, but I’ve seen articles that stretch belief lately.

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**Author:** ![BlueOhio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@BlueOhio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueOhio)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/723 "2019-04-26T12:11:21Z")

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> [@Thing\_Fish](#):
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> And not only fail to recognize it as satire but enthusiastically endorse Biden based on it! The mind boggles.

It speaks for Ace and his values!

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/724 "2019-04-26T14:58:08Z")

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Just the obvious photoshop job on the picture should have been a giveaway, even if one misses the small Onion at top and in the url.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/725 "2019-04-26T15:40:15Z")

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Ace would make a great Onion “area man.”

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/726 "2019-04-26T19:13:03Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> Ace would make a great Onion “area man.”

How do we know he isn’t one already?

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/727 "2019-05-23T18:25:49Z")

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Harriet Tubman is too [ugly](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21658923&postcount=108) to be on the $20 bill.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/728 "2019-05-23T19:21:19Z")

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I get so excited when this thread is revived. I’d buy a coffee table book of his greatest posts.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/729 "2019-05-23T20:22:52Z")

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> [@74westy](#):
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> Harriet Tubman is too [ugly](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21658923&postcount=108) to be on the $20 bill.

She isn’t wearing Rayban aviators and washing her Camero. Of course it’s a lame picture.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2019, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/730 "2019-05-23T21:59:39Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> She isn’t wearing Rayban aviators and washing her Camero. Of course it’s a lame picture.

[Better](https://imgur.com/a/xMwZWQ2)?

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/731 "2019-05-24T02:15:57Z")

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> [@friedo](#):
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> [Better](https://imgur.com/a/xMwZWQ2)?

I’m suddenly having fond memories of “Sid Meiers’ Underground Railroad” for the Commodore 64.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/732 "2019-05-24T03:07:42Z")

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> [@74westy](#):
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> Harriet Tubman is too [ugly](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21658923&postcount=108) to be on the $20 bill.

She’s no looker like Sexy George.

[http://www.thebaynet.com/media/photos/gallery/de0a6e37-4325-4fc9-81bd-7de0fe57816e.JPG](http://www.thebaynet.com/media/photos/gallery/de0a6e37-4325-4fc9-81bd-7de0fe57816e.JPG)

Rawr!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/733 "2019-05-24T03:22:45Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> She’s no looker like Sexy George.
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> [http://www.thebaynet.com/media/photos/gallery/de0a6e37-4325-4fc9-81bd-7de0fe57816e.JPG](http://www.thebaynet.com/media/photos/gallery/de0a6e37-4325-4fc9-81bd-7de0fe57816e.JPG)
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> Rawr!

That’s **not** [Sexy George](https://www.billboard.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/media/boy-george-1984-billboard-650.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/734 "2019-05-24T17:09:04Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> That’s **not** [Sexy George](https://www.billboard.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/media/boy-george-1984-billboard-650.jpg).

Touché.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/735 "2019-06-05T15:45:28Z")

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> [@Tracy Morgan crashed his $2 million Bugatti in New York ](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tracy-morgan-crashed-his-2-million-bugatti-in-new-york/835067/46):
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> Yes you did. Repeatedly. Next time you see some gossip news, stop and think about it instead of mindless spouting off about it.

Entering an acey thread with these expectations is like driving a $2 million Bugatti through Manhattan and being shocked when someone crashes into you.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/736 "2019-06-05T16:12:53Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Entering an acey thread with these expectations is like driving a $2 million Bugatti through Manhattan and being shocked when someone crashes into you.

I don’t know why, but I just can’t help myself.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/737 "2019-06-05T18:37:34Z")

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> [@Tracy Morgan crashed his $2 million Bugatti in New York ](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tracy-morgan-crashed-his-2-million-bugatti-in-new-york/835067/62):
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> I don’t need to be reminded that Tracy can spend his money however he wants. It’s nice being rich.
> 
> Too bad the rest of society can’t get a piece of that luxurious lifestyle.

All you need to do is get seriously fucked up in an accident with a Wal-Mart truck and settle for a few million dollars.

You dumbfuck.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/738 "2019-06-05T18:51:32Z")

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Every thread he starts is just wrong and stupid and when it’s pointed out to him, he’ll sort of make excuses about why he was wrong, but in the end, he goes away with the same stupid wrong opinion he had when he started the thread.

If I had a life, he’d be a waste of time.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/739 "2019-06-05T19:05:22Z")

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Yes, the pattern is always the same. My favorite part is when the backpedaling and defensive justification starts. Just think of it as naive performance art.

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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/740 "2019-06-05T19:20:33Z")

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> [@Tracy Morgan crashed his $2 million Bugatti in New York ](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tracy-morgan-crashed-his-2-million-bugatti-in-new-york/835067/4):
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> I nearly got hit several times in New Orleans. I was at a conference near the Super Dome.

I wonder if that was one of the conferences where [a woman slipped him her room number](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18547102&postcount=2) because she was dying to make sexytime with a slack-jawed halfwit.

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