# Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698 "2015-05-24T02:21:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Strassia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Strassia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strassia)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/101 "2015-05-29T01:27:45Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > I don’t hate them, mostly because I don’t want to expend that much energy on them, but what ire I do direct them is because of all the damage they do. To their children, to Christians in general and to those they seek to oppress… the GLBT, women, other minorities that don’t align with their narrow, bigoted worldview. Why do I feel this way? I’ve experienced fundamentalism firsthand and know just how much being indoctrinated in that shit can screw you up for a long time. In some cases, forever. > > So yeah, they’re little hyper-sexualized (seriously, how can people who have so many restrictions regarding sex, talk / think about it so damn much?) cult can go sit on a cactus and spin. That’s the funny thing. Purity obsessed cults sexualize _everything_. Things normal people don’t think twice about become fraught with sexual undertones. In a sociology class years ago I read about how the Shakers would require fully dressed siblings as young as 10 not even pass each other in the hallway for fear of sexual arousal. ---
**Author:** ![HeXen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@HeXen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeXen)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/102 "2015-05-29T01:37:29Z")
Drama queens of the internet…classic. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/103 "2015-05-29T01:52:06Z")
> [@andros](#): > > To the best of my knowledge, I have never seen a statue of Jesus molesting anyone. Well he did enjoin parents to let their little children come onto him. That’s a bit skeevy innit ? ---
**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/104 "2015-05-29T02:45:34Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Have you ever seen anyone who started a new religion who hasn’t molested anyone? Jesus didn’t start a new religion. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/105 "2015-05-29T03:07:43Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Do we know if Jesus molested anyone? Has the statutes run out? He got off on being anointed. That’s strongly correlated with molestation. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/106 "2015-05-29T05:01:41Z")
> [@andros](#): > > To the best of my knowledge, I have never seen a statue of Jesus molesting anyone. [Ahem.](http://www.ontheweirdside.com/wp-content/uploads/kinky-jesus-light.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/107 "2015-05-29T05:05:00Z")
> [@andros](#): > > To the best of my knowledge, I have never seen a statue of Jesus molesting anyone. I have to admit a statue molesting someone would be an amazing sight! ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/108 "2015-05-29T05:59:49Z")
OMG, **Askance** , that’s insane! The little girl is just staring off into space, but the little boy is sure giving that erect light switch a good hard look. I wonder if they designed it that way because Jesus had 12 disciples? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/109 "2015-05-29T06:09:15Z")
Three words: Baby Jesus Buttplug ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/110 "2015-05-29T06:55:01Z")
This is the thread that solidified my opinion of **aceplace57**. > **[Kate Upton: Such a problem you have](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720848)** > > Kate Upton wishes for smaller boobs. I really feel (for) her. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/111 "2015-05-29T11:12:22Z")
Jesus never molested anyone!!! It was just showering lessons. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/112 "2015-05-29T17:30:55Z")
> [@jabiru](#): > > Jesus didn’t start a new religion. I’d be interested in learning more about your theory. > [@Accidental\_Martyr](#): > > This is the thread that solidified my opinion of **aceplace57**. > [Kate Upton: Such a problem you have - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720848) Fuck, what an asshole! ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/113 "2015-05-29T18:02:47Z")
> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#): > > This is the thread that solidified my opinion of **aceplace57**. > [Kate Upton: Such a problem you have - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720848) There are so many like this if you look for them. He is a steaming pile of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/114 "2015-05-29T18:23:25Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > There are so many like this if you look for them. He is a steaming pile of shit. Yeah, I know. That’s just the one that really stood out to me at the time. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/115 "2015-05-29T18:49:24Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > I’d be interested in learning more about your theory. I’ll hazard a guess: Jesus was just a guy–albeit a really smart and peaceful one–and it was Paul who turned him into a religion. That close, **jabiru**? ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/116 "2015-05-29T19:03:44Z")
> [@andros](#): > > I’ll hazard a guess: Jesus was just a guy–albeit a really smart and peaceful one–and it was Paul who turned him into a religion. That close, **jabiru**? And the apostles were just his bros? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/117 "2015-05-29T19:09:12Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > And the apostles were just his bros? I imagine. ---
**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/118 "2015-05-30T01:33:24Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > I’d be interested in learning more about your theory… Jesus was a Jew. I’m pretty sure Judaism had been around for quite a while before he was born. ---
**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/119 "2015-05-30T01:34:24Z")
> [@andros](#): > > I’ll hazard a guess: Jesus was just a guy–albeit a really smart and peaceful one–and it was Paul who turned him into a religion. That close, **jabiru**? Yep. Near enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698/120 "2015-06-02T01:29:55Z")
Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly get any worse… > [@Introducing the former Bruce Jenner](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/introducing-the-former-bruce-jenner/721361/45): > > Well, the transition isn’t complete until little willy goes to that sausage grinder in the sky. 😉 > > I agree with more experience Jenner can pull off a convincing female look. His daughters and ex-wife are experts in makeup and fashion. He’ll have access to their advice and help. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aceplace57-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you/720698.md?page=7)