# Achin' for the bacon - the bacon flavored condom has arrived!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397 "2013-03-31T01:26:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/1 "2013-03-31T01:26:22Z")
My mind awash in allegory, metaphor and double entendre, I’ll just [cut to the chase](http://news.yahoo.com/finally-bacon-condom-arrived-133156663.html). > [@](#): > > ``` > J & D's Foods, whose corporate mission statement is, "Everything should taste like bacon," has announced its latest product, a condom that's patterned to look like a pinkish-red slab of bacon and is flavored with the company's Baconlube, according to the [New York Daily News](http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=Av95cGeUPFDp3q3Miwz.VtesFWFH;_ylu=X3oDMTFqMDgxZXM0BG1pdANBcnRpY2xlIEJvZHkEcG9zAzEEc2VjA01lZGlhQXJ0aWNsZUJvZHlBc3NlbWJseQ--;_ylg=X3oDMTQwcTN1MGd2BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDN2JjNmY4MjEtMjcxOS0zMTc1LWExZmYtNjhmMDY2N2Y4NTIzBHBzdGNhdANzY2llbmNlfGRpbm9zYXVycy1mb3NzaWxzBHB0A3N0b3J5cGFnZQR0ZXN0A2J1Y2tldF9yZW1vdmVk;_ylv=0/SIG=138oi25o1/EXP=1365902132/**http%3A//www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/hey-bacon-lovers-condom-article-1.1302469). > The company claims the condoms are "made in America of the highest-quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you're makin' bacon," [Fox News](http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=Ajag3WcSfaVyPj.KcD6buNmsFWFH;_ylu=X3oDMTFqaWd2Ymg3BG1pdANBcnRpY2xlIEJvZHkEcG9zAzIEc2VjA01lZGlhQXJ0aWNsZUJvZHlBc3NlbWJseQ--;_ylg=X3oDMTQwcTN1MGd2BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDN2JjNmY4MjEtMjcxOS0zMTc1LWExZmYtNjhmMDY2N2Y4NTIzBHBzdGNhdANzY2llbmNlfGRpbm9zYXVycy1mb3NzaWxzBHB0A3N0b3J5cGFnZQR0ZXN0A2J1Y2tldF9yZW1vdmVk;_ylv=0/SIG=13qjnlauu/EXP=1365902132/**http%3A//www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/03/28/company-releases-new-bacon-flavored-condoms/%23ixzz2OriHQTSs) reports. > > ``` More at sausage link. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/2 "2013-03-31T02:32:23Z")
Just Say No to condoms that encourage the use of teeth. ---
**Author:** ![tenacious\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenacious\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenacious_j)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/3 "2013-03-31T03:14:42Z")
Makes more sense to me than the supposedly real bacon Scope. 😕 > **[Bacon-Flavored Mouthwash! This is the Next Big Thing!](https://www.emergencydentist247.com/bacon/)** > > If you haven’t heard that we’re getting mouthwash that is flavored with bacon, then you’re totally missing out. Read more here! ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/4 "2013-03-31T03:25:27Z")
One immediately recalls the [pork sword](http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://forums.finalgear.com/attachments/top-gear/top-gear-demotivators/340d1247317354-pork-sword.jpg&imgrefurl=http://forums.finalgear.com/top-gear/top-gear-demotivators-37262/page-11/&h=600&w=750&sz=82&tbnid=-xR62NpyhhXcqM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=113&zoom=1&usg=__wjoX3MLtIKwf4yPutcexNQG9uiA=&docid=L6oS3PMOktFdqM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=1qtXUcGpMau6iAfi4oH4DA&ved=0CFIQ9QEwBA&dur=5098). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/5 "2013-03-31T03:38:22Z")
Thus prompting a moral crisis for straight men: “I’ve never sucked a dick before but, damn, I really love the taste of bacon.” ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/6 "2013-03-31T08:12:54Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Thus prompting a moral crisis for straight men: “I’ve never sucked a dick before but, damn, I really love the taste of bacon.” You could just eat the condoms straight out of the package. Srsly, I fear this product just encourages users to use them in some way _other_ than the usual. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/7 "2013-04-01T19:37:52Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > You could just eat the condoms straight out of the package. Hmm, this gum has a terrible texture but it sure tastes good! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/8 "2013-04-01T19:43:29Z")
So _squeal like a pig_ has come full circle. “Is that a used condom?” “Sir, we prefer the term _Honey Baked._” ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/9 "2013-04-01T20:26:46Z")
Just a thought. Ladies I cannot imagine you would want your “lady bits” to be bacon flavored, post coitus. Right? IME I have never wanted a flavor other than “natural”, but I am a guy, hence I know nothing. **Capt** ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/10 "2013-04-01T21:24:31Z")
I think sausage wrapped in bacon is a bit overkill. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/11 "2013-04-01T21:27:20Z")
I don’t care what the flavor of a condom is. They don’t belong in the mouth and thus touching your tongue to taste them. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/12 "2013-04-02T02:49:30Z")
But is it Kosher? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/achin-for-the-bacon-the-bacon-flavored-condom-has-arrived/654397/13 "2013-04-02T05:10:49Z")
Only if it uses artificial flavourings. I think.