# ACM's 20 Questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 16, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927 "2010-07-16T16:25:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/21 "2010-07-16T19:12:40Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> Did it exist 100 years ago?

Yes.

1: It is not an animal.  
2: It is not a person.  
3: It is not typically found in a house (iffy).  
4: It is not bigger than a microwave.  
5: It is something you’d normally encounter inside (iffy).  
6: It doesn’t have moving parts.  
7: It isn’t a tool.  
8: It isn’t used for recreation.  
9: Most people don’t have it.  
10: It existed 100 years ago.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/22 "2010-07-16T19:17:32Z")

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Is it man made?

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/23 "2010-07-16T19:21:37Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> Is it man made?

Yup.

1: It is not an animal.  
2: It is not a person.  
3: It is not typically found in a house (iffy).  
4: It is not bigger than a microwave.  
5: It is something you’d normally encounter inside (iffy).  
6: It doesn’t have moving parts.  
7: It isn’t a tool.  
8: It isn’t used for recreation.  
9: Most people don’t have it.  
10: It existed 100 years ago.  
11: It is man-made.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/24 "2010-07-16T19:34:43Z")

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Would you normally find it in an office or place of work?

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/25 "2010-07-16T19:37:55Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> Would you normally find it in an office or place of work?

No.  
1: It is not an animal.  
2: It is not a person.  
3: It is not typically found in a house (iffy).  
4: It is not bigger than a microwave.  
5: It is something you’d normally encounter inside (iffy).  
6: It doesn’t have moving parts.  
7: It isn’t a tool.  
8: It isn’t used for recreation.  
9: Most people don’t have it.  
10: It existed 100 years ago.  
11: It is man-made.  
12: You wouldn’t normally find it in an office or place of work.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/26 "2010-07-16T19:50:41Z")

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Is it made of metal?

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/27 "2010-07-17T00:07:10Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> Is it made of metal?

Nope.

1: It is not an animal.  
2: It is not a person.  
3: It is not typically found in a house (iffy).  
4: It is not bigger than a microwave.  
5: It is something you’d normally encounter inside (iffy).  
6: It doesn’t have moving parts.  
7: It isn’t a tool.  
8: It isn’t used for recreation.  
9: Most people don’t have it.  
10: It existed 100 years ago.  
11: It is man-made.  
12: You wouldn’t normally find it in an office or place of work.  
13: It is not made of metal.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/28 "2010-07-17T00:16:42Z")

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#3 and #5 are contradictory answers.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/29 "2010-07-17T00:50:21Z")

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How? It could be inside, but not in a house.

???

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/30 "2010-07-17T00:51:21Z")

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Is it used in a public kind of building(school, library, post office, etc.)?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/31 "2010-07-17T05:36:24Z")

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Could you buy it at a typical Wal-Mart or Target store?

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/32 "2010-07-17T10:58:05Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> #3 and #5 are contradictory answers.

That’s a mistake on my part: “Would you typically find it in a house?” My brain interpreted that as “Would you find it in a typical house?”

Changing my answer: Yes (iffy). And because that would make #5 useless I’m giving you guys back that question and ignoring Mahaloth’s recent question (unless he’d still like to ask it).

> [@astorian](#):
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> Could you buy it at a typical Wal-Mart or Target store?

No.

1: It is not an animal.  
2: It is not a person.  
3: It is typically found in a house (iffy).  
4: It is not bigger than a microwave.  
5: You couldn’t buy it at a typical Wal-Mart or Target store.  
6: It doesn’t have moving parts.  
7: It isn’t a tool.  
8: It isn’t used for recreation.  
9: Most people don’t have it.  
10: It existed 100 years ago.  
11: It is man-made.  
12: You wouldn’t normally find it in an office or place of work.  
13: It is not made of metal.

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**Author:** ![Manwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Manwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manwich)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/33 "2010-07-17T11:40:17Z")

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Is it is decorative?

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/34 "2010-07-17T15:05:22Z")

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Is it made of wood?

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/35 "2010-07-17T15:28:59Z")

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> [@Manwich](#):
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> Is it is decorative?

No.

> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Is it made of wood?

No.

1: It is not an animal.  
2: It is not a person.  
3: It is typically found in a house (iffy).  
4: It is not bigger than a microwave.  
5: You couldn’t buy it at a typical Wal-Mart or Target store.  
6: It doesn’t have moving parts.  
7: It isn’t a tool.  
8: It isn’t used for recreation.  
9: Most people don’t have it.  
10: It existed 100 years ago.  
11: It is man-made.  
12: You wouldn’t normally find it in an office or place of work.  
13: It is not made of metal.  
14: It isn’t decorative.  
15: It isn’t made of wood.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/36 "2010-07-17T16:14:37Z")

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I asked another question, about a public building.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/37 "2010-07-17T21:21:08Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> I asked another question, about a public building.

> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> And because that would make #5 useless I’m giving you guys back that question and ignoring Mahaloth’s recent question (unless he’d still like to ask it).

> [@Mahaloth](#):
>
> Is it used in a public kind of building(school, library, post office, etc.)?

No.

1: It is not an animal.  
2: It is not a person.  
3: It is typically found in a house (iffy).  
4: It is not bigger than a microwave.  
5: You couldn’t buy it at a typical Wal-Mart or Target store.  
6: It doesn’t have moving parts.  
7: It isn’t a tool.  
8: It isn’t used for recreation.  
9: Most people don’t have it.  
10: It existed 100 years ago.  
11: It is man-made.  
12: You wouldn’t normally find it in an office or place of work.  
13: It is not made of metal.  
14: It isn’t decorative.  
15: It isn’t made of wood.  
16: It isn’t used in a public building.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/38 "2010-07-17T22:24:35Z")

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Is it a physical object?

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/39 "2010-07-17T22:57:42Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
>
> Is it a physical object?

Yes.

1: It is not an animal.  
2: It is not a person.  
3: It is typically found in a house (iffy).  
4: It is not bigger than a microwave.  
5: You couldn’t buy it at a typical Wal-Mart or Target store.  
6: It doesn’t have moving parts.  
7: It isn’t a tool.  
8: It isn’t used for recreation.  
9: Most people don’t have it.  
10: It existed 100 years ago.  
11: It is man-made.  
12: You wouldn’t normally find it in an office or place of work.  
13: It is not made of metal.  
14: It isn’t decorative.  
15: It isn’t made of wood.  
16: It isn’t used in a public building.  
17: It is a tangible, physical object.

Three more yes-or-no questions and then you’ve got three guesses. Make 'em count!

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/40 "2010-07-18T01:28:05Z")

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Is it made of fabric?

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