# ACM's 20 Questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 16, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927 "2010-07-16T16:25:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/101 "2010-07-23T13:08:32Z")

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> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#):
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> I’m a bit confused as to how something that isn’t a physical object could make a sound.

I’m confused as to how it could make a sound but can’t be measured. The whole thing is contradictory.

ETA: Although the OP might be thinking of “measured” in the physical sense, but surely noise can be measured.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/102 "2010-07-23T13:18:24Z")

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> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#):
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> I’m a bit confused as to how something that isn’t a physical object could make a sound.

:sigh:

I think my answers are correct, but you can yell at me if you disagree when the reveal comes.

> [@Leaffan](#):
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> I’m confused as to how it could make a sound but can’t be measured. The whole thing is contradictory.

I guess if you could somehow measure the volume of the sound it makes, but I really don’t think that is what the question was asking.

I think answering yes to it being measured would be misleading, though.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/103 "2010-07-23T13:22:26Z")

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Is it electro-magnetic?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/104 "2010-07-23T13:43:52Z")

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> [@Skammer](#):
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> Is it electro-magnetic?

Uh, I’m saying “No”, but I won’t count it because I don’t understand electromagnetism enough to give a authoritative answer.

I’ve changed the “measured” question to iffy since I guess aspects of it can be measured. I just didn’t think of it being measured when I answered.

**1. It’s not alive.  
2. It’s man-made.  
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.  
4. It can not be used to warm food.**  
**5. You would find it indoors.**  
**6. It’s not a physical object.  
7. It is not a work of art.  
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.**  
**9. It makes a sound(iffy)**  
**10. It can not be measured(iffy)**  
**11. It is not an abstract concept.  
12. It is not a liquid.  
13. It is worth a lot of money**  
\*\*14. It’s not hot.  
15. It’s not supernatural. \*\*  
**16. It would(could) provide pleasure.**  
\*\*17. It is not more likely to be made by a man than a woman.  
\*\ ***Bonus - I don’t think it’s electromagnetic, but if you tell me everything on Earth is, then it must be.**

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/105 "2010-07-23T14:13:42Z")

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I was just getting at whether it fell into the category of electricity, radio waves, light, etc.

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/106 "2010-07-23T14:15:16Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> I think my answers are correct, but you can yell at me if you disagree when the reveal comes.

I’m not yelling, just confused. I also don’t get how it can be both man-made and not a physical object. As a result I’m stuck on another question to ask.

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/107 "2010-07-23T14:25:15Z")

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I’d say “music” (only makes a sound when played), except that is a work of art. Still puzzled.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/108 "2010-07-23T14:28:23Z")

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> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#):
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> I’d say “music” (only makes a sound when played), except that is a work of art. Still puzzled.

That was what I was thinking of when I asked the “work of art” question.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/109 "2010-07-23T14:44:43Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> That was what I was thinking of when I asked the “work of art” question.

Ditto. I was going to say a song, but that would be a work of art.

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/110 "2010-07-23T14:49:07Z")

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Trying to think of things that are man-made but not physical objects.

War (the indoor variety, such as the war of 1812).  
A speech (not typically worth a lot of money).  
A story (art).  
A ghost (supernatural).

I think I should give up.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/111 "2010-07-23T15:06:10Z")

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I would prefer to take the final questions, but I’m starting to get worried people are going to be mad at me. I’ll just end it if everyone wants to quit.

I can tell you this. I did not choose something massively obscure. The thing I picked is common and well known.

I will say I’m sorry if you think my answers are in any way wrong, but I think I answered correctly.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/112 "2010-07-23T15:08:46Z")

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> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#):
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> I’m not yelling, just confused. I also don’t get how it can be both man-made and not a physical object. As a result I’m stuck on another question to ask.

I know you aren’t yelling. I juts didn’t like Leaffan’s tone toward me. I wasn’t trying to take the fun out of it. I thought my choice was more obvious than “dentures”, actually.

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/113 "2010-07-23T15:10:29Z")

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Don’t worry, it’s only game Mahaloth. I vote to end it now, as I can’t even think of a useful question at this point.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/114 "2010-07-23T15:10:39Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> I know you aren’t yelling. I juts didn’t like Leaffan’s tone toward me. I wasn’t trying to take the fun out of it. I thought my choice was more obvious than “dentures”, actually.

Hey man. Sorry for the tone. I’m just as confused as others. I’ll probably slap myself once it’s revealed.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/115 "2010-07-23T15:23:23Z")

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How about this. I’ll ask the next question?

So, it isn’t a physical object. Hmmm…

Does it involve the internet somehow?

Yes.

**1. It’s not alive.  
2. It’s man-made.  
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.  
4. It can not be used to warm food.**  
**5. You would find it indoors.**  
**6. It’s not a physical object.  
7. It is not a work of art.  
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.**  
**9. It makes a sound(iffy)**  
**10. It can not be measured(iffy)**  
**11. It is not an abstract concept.  
12. It is not a liquid.  
13. It is worth a lot of money**  
\*\*14. It’s not hot.  
15. It’s not supernatural. \*\*  
**16. It would(could) provide pleasure.**  
\*\*17. It is not more likely to be made by a man than a woman.  
**[COLOR=“Blue”]18. It involves the internet.**  
[/COLOR]\*\ ***Bonus - I don’t think it’s electromagnetic, but if you tell me everything on Earth is, then it must be.**

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/116 "2010-07-23T15:27:09Z")

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Is it written in code?

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/117 "2010-07-23T15:27:27Z")

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Now we’re getting somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/118 "2010-07-23T16:39:24Z")

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> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#):
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> Is it written in code?

Yes.  
**1. It’s not alive.  
2. It’s man-made.  
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.  
4. It can not be used to warm food.**  
**5. You would find it indoors.**  
**6. It’s not a physical object.  
7. It is not a work of art.  
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.**  
**9. It makes a sound(iffy)**  
**10. It can not be measured(iffy)**  
**11. It is not an abstract concept.  
12. It is not a liquid.  
13. It is worth a lot of money**  
\*\*14. It’s not hot.  
15. It’s not supernatural. \*\*  
**16. It would(could) provide pleasure.**  
\*\*17. It is not more likely to be made by a man than a woman.  
**[COLOR=“Blue”]18. It involves the internet.  
19. It is written in code.**  
[/COLOR]\*\ ***Bonus - I don’t think it’s electromagnetic, but if you tell me everything on Earth is, then it must be.**

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/119 "2010-07-23T16:54:23Z")

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Is it a website?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acms-20-questions/546927/120 "2010-07-23T17:18:06Z")

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> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#):
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> Is it a website?

Yes.  
**1. It’s not alive.  
2. It’s man-made.  
3. It can not be accurately compared to a microwave in terms of size.  
4. It can not be used to warm food.**  
**5. You would find it indoors.**  
**6. It’s not a physical object.  
7. It is not a work of art.  
8. It does not exist in a gaseous state.**  
**9. It makes a sound(iffy)**  
**10. It can not be measured(iffy)**  
**11. It is not an abstract concept.  
12. It is not a liquid.  
13. It is worth a lot of money**  
\*\*14. It’s not hot.  
15. It’s not supernatural. \*\*  
**16. It would(could) provide pleasure.**  
\*\*17. It is not more likely to be made by a man than a woman.  
\*\*[COLOR=“Blue”]18. It involves the internet.  
19. It is written in code.  
20. It is a website. \*\*  
[/COLOR]\*\ ***Bonus - I don’t think it’s electromagnetic, but if you tell me everything on Earth is, then it must be.**  
OK.

Three guesses!

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