# Actor David Spade attacked with stun gun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442 "2000-11-30T21:23:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/1 "2000-11-30T21:23:59Z")
The actor’s personal assistant David Warren Malloy attacked Spade with a stun gun during a robbery. Or so it’s being reported. You can’t make this stuff up. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/2 "2000-11-30T21:44:44Z")
Pssst! Hey—Malloy! Here’s Jim Carrey’s address . . . ---
**Author:** ![ren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@ren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ren)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/3 "2000-11-30T21:57:27Z")
[Insert “Just Shoot Me” Joke Here] ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/4 "2000-11-30T22:19:29Z")
May I have the next go at him? ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/5 "2000-11-30T22:33:23Z")
Hopefully Pauly Shore will hire him next. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/6 "2000-11-30T22:43:26Z")
How’d they tell? Isn’t Mr. Spade always wildly flailing about? Sua ---
**Author:** ![Melpomene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Melpomene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melpomene)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/7 "2000-11-30T23:05:11Z")
AHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA hAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHA _deep breath_ AHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA hAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHA 😃 _Please don’t post words that are 235 characters long. Not all of us have 25" monitors, you know - Coldfire_ [Edited by Coldfire on 11-30-2000 at 07:40 PM] ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/8 "2000-11-30T23:45:04Z")
Stupid Trekkers keep getting their phaser settings wrong. Off to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/9 "2000-12-01T00:33:51Z")
What’s even more amazing is that David Spade apparently fought the guy off, even after the stunning. What kind of wimp do you have to be to lose a fight to David Spade? (Actually, for all I know, David Spade is an aikido master in his spare time but the visual is still interesting) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/10 "2000-12-01T00:40:05Z")
His personal assistant tried to rob him? “But Officer, I was just trying to assist him in carrying his wallet!” I can hear Dave on the set of Just Shoot Me tomorrow [Spade]That’s right. I _kicked_ his ass! Wanna peice of me?" ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/11 "2000-12-01T01:49:06Z")
Note to David Spade: it’s called checking employee references; look into it. ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/12 "2000-12-01T01:58:01Z")
No jury on Earth would condemn him. ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/13 "2000-12-01T02:01:56Z")
[http://www.latimes.com/news/state/20001130/t000114873.html](http://www.latimes.com/news/state/20001130/t000114873.html) ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/14 "2000-12-01T02:10:38Z")
If he said he watched outakes of Just Shoot me then he would get off by reason of insanity… ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actor-david-spade-attacked-with-stun-gun/43442/15 "2000-12-01T05:44:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rodd Hill \* > \*\*Note to David Spade: > > it’s called checking employee references; look into it. \*\* That was called for. 🙂