# Actors/actresses that you consistently fail to recognize

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**Created:** [November 9, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-that-you-consistently-fail-to-recognize/843211 "2019-11-09T18:05:06Z")\
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> [@Alpha\_Twit](#):
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> I don’t know why but Vincent D’Onofrio always seems to confuse me.

> [@kayaker](#):
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> [Proof That Vincent D’Onofrio Is A Shape-Shifter](https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannabennett/is-your-face-a-conspiracy)

In the world I inhabit, Vincent D’Onofrio IS Private Pyle and he died many years ago in a latrine along with R. Lee Emery (whom I have never failed to recognize), so I never recognize him in any other role except his TV gig on Law and Order where there were constant reminders on at least a half dozen networks.

Even when I know he is playing a role, I tend to not recognize him. This was most recently demonstrated when I was watching the remake of The Magnificent Seven and I wondered who was playing the character who is obviously based upon my (still living) uncle. After looking it up on IMDb, I was surprised to recall that I had known it was D’Onofrio from when the movie was first released and still didn’t recognize him.

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Vincent D’Onofrio was Thor on Adventures in Babysitting??? It’s going to take some time to process that.

I was watching Criminal Minds and didn’t recognize one of the characters. Later found out it was René Auberjonois. To me he’s Clayton on Benson.

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Huh. Auberjonois is one actor I _never_ fail to recognize.

Young, old, covered in prosthetics…the shape of his face is obvious to me.

Fr Mulcahy, Clayton Endicott III, Odo…couldn’t fail to recognize him.

[Edit - also the sound of his voice - I immediately pegged Mr House as him, as well.]

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-that-you-consistently-fail-to-recognize/843211/24 "2019-11-13T12:26:24Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> Huh. Auberjonois is one actor I _never_ fail to recognize.
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> Young, old, covered in prosthetics…the shape of his face is obvious to me.
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> Fr Mulcahy, Clayton Endicott III, Odo…couldn’t fail to recognize him.
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> [Edit - also the sound of his voice - I immediately pegged Mr House as him, as well.]

I confess… I am bad at recognizing actors. Frequently I will be watching something, go to IMDB to look something up and see that one of the actors was someone I knew. So, my answer to the question is “almost everybody”.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-that-you-consistently-fail-to-recognize/843211/25 "2019-11-13T14:10:28Z")

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Gary Oldman is my top pick for actors who can melt into their parts. I think he took over for Robert Duval.

Tilda Swinton can be shockingly unrecognizable (Trainwreck).

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-that-you-consistently-fail-to-recognize/843211/26 "2019-11-13T14:22:52Z")

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> [@minor7flat5](#):
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> All of them!
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> I have a pretty bad case of [face blindness](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia), and it makes watching movies a challenge.  
> All it takes is a scene change with new outfits for me to not know who the good guys are and who the bad guys are.

Mine is milder but I really tend not to recognize faces unless it ‘sticks’. Michael Ironside sticks. Ryan Gosling doesn’t. Nor does Tim Roth. Or Gary Oldman.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-that-you-consistently-fail-to-recognize/843211/27 "2019-11-13T14:59:19Z")

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I’ll put in a vote for Arlene Martel. I recognize her now, but I still remember looking her up on IMDb once and being surprised how many things I’d seen her in without recognizing her.

> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> Huh. Auberjonois is one actor I _never_ fail to recognize.
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> Young, old, covered in prosthetics…the shape of his face is obvious to me.
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> Fr Mulcahy, Clayton Endicott III, Odo…couldn’t fail to recognize him.
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> [Edit - also the sound of his voice - I immediately pegged Mr House as him, as well.]

Yep, instantly recognizable. I even remember him from guest roles on _The Rockford Files_, and _The Bob Newhart Show_.

> [@kitap](#):
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> Mine is milder but I really tend not to recognize faces unless it ‘sticks’. Michael Ironside sticks. Ryan Gosling doesn’t. Nor does Tim Roth. Or Gary Oldman.

I tend to get Roth and Oldman mixed up. The first time I ever saw either of them was in the same movie, and they even got themselves mixed up.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-that-you-consistently-fail-to-recognize/843211/28 "2019-11-13T19:00:27Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I was about to mention Oldman. He does a great job with his roles, but none of them look the slightest bit like each other.

I came across a photo once of Gary Oldman head shots in a bunch of roles, and no two looked alike. They could have been different people. Below that was a montage of Jason Statham head shots in a bunch of roles, and they’re all basically identical. Wish I’d kept it.

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Pretty much anyone under 40.

I don’t watch awards shows, but I like to look at the Red Carpet slideshows the next day. I just looked at one recently with about 40 people in it, and I didn’t recognize one single person! I stand in the checkout line at the grocery store and look at the magazine covers-- even People, a magazine I used to love!-- and I have no idea who those people are. Well, I recognize the British Royal family, but that’s about it.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-that-you-consistently-fail-to-recognize/843211/30 "2019-11-13T21:26:00Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> [Proof That Vincent D’Onofrio Is A Shape-Shifter](https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannabennett/is-your-face-a-conspiracy)

I would really like to whip whoever made that page with a mouse cord until they figure out how to resize a picture without distorting its proportions.

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Bumping this because it has happened yet again. That Expedia (?) ad that’s been running lately with the guy with the Scots accent? I must have seen it a dozen times or more before it finally clicked that it was Ewan MacGregor. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Gary Oldman was the first one I thought of when I read the thread title, so not surprised the OP mentioned him right off the bat.

Jennifer Grey post-nose job. My wife and I just saw her in a sitcom called Dollface the other day, in a guest appearance playing Kat Denning’s mom. My wife, who is much better with faces than me, said, is that Jennifer Grey? Me: I don’t think so. Maybe, though? Wife: I’m 70 to 80% sure it’s her, but…maybe not?

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I also have “pretty bad” face blindness. There are many faces I simply never recognize, and the one that comes to mind is Matthew McConnaughey. I really like him as an actor but I swear I wouldn’t recognize him if he stood up in my soup.

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Speaking of René Auberjonois(who played Odo on _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_ under make up and prosthetic —there have been quite a few times I would recognize an actor’s voice and not be able to remember who they are.

And then I would look online and realize “Oh he played a Klingon(or Ferengi) in Star Trek under make-up and prosthetic and this is what he really looks like.”

Armin Shimmerman. Aron Eisenberg. Casey Biggs. Andrew Robinson. Marc Alaimo. John Billingsley. Robert O’Reilly. Among others.

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