# Actors/Actresses you avoid.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 29, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989 "2007-01-29T18:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/101 "2007-01-30T22:16:33Z")

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I can’t stand Lindsay Lohan. Ugh!

I can’t stand Jake Gyllenhaal. He’s the reason I haven’t seen B.M.

I can’t stand Melissa Joan Hart.

It’s something about the way they look. I have no other reason.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/102 "2007-01-30T22:31:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Chronos]  
In fairness to Mr. Williams, he’s not actually the same character in every movie. He has _two_ characters. There’s the comic character (Mork, the Genie, the guy in _Good Morning Vietnam_, etc.) and the serious character (Good Will Hunting, Dead Poets Society, What Dreams may Come, etc.).  
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Or in **Hook** and **Mrs. Doubtfire** where he plays both, the serious character transforms into the comic character.

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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/103 "2007-01-30T22:32:59Z")

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Danger Will Robinson!!! - There are films out there with Adam Sandler in them! Also moving pictures with Tom Cruise! AVOID. AVOID.

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**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/104 "2007-01-30T23:06:04Z")

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John Wayne. All these years after Vietnam, and I still just cannot stand that guy.  
I’ve never been able to stomach either Barbara Stanwyck or Joan Crawford.

In the modern era, Matthew McConaughey springs to mind. Smarmy.

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**Author:** ![anu-la1979](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@anu-la1979](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anu-la1979)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/105 "2007-01-30T23:17:54Z")

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Julia Roberts. I just can’t stand to look at her and I think she’s homely, but that’s cool. She’s unique looking and I give props for staying unique and weird looking in Hollywood. It’s actually the bitchy aura that turns me off. That and I hate every movie she’s ever been in.

Jude Law: smarmy pretty-boy sleaze oozes out at me from the screen when he’s on

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/106 "2007-01-31T03:57:22Z")

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I can’t believe I forgot Juliette Lewis. While she is cute in a non-Hollywood fashion, I truly believe one could substitute a mannequin in stage makeup in to any role she has done. Something about her makes me think that, between takes, she plays with hand puppets and draws, in crayon, crude family portraits on the back of her script.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/107 "2007-01-31T14:00:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Max Torque]  
Tea Leoni. I doubt she’d change her expression if you smacked her in the face with a tubafor. She couldn’t portray “falling” if you pushed her off a cliff.  
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True. Its the Duchovny school of acting she’s enrolled in. I hear she just passed ‘black-garter’ level and can now break three mattresses. 😃

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/108 "2007-01-31T14:13:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Hung Mung]  
I can’t believe I forgot Juliette Lewis. While she is cute in a non-Hollywood fashion, I truly believe one could substitute a mannequin in stage makeup in to any role she has done. Something about her makes me think that, between takes, she plays with hand puppets and draws, in crayon, crude family portraits on the back of her script.  
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True, but to be fair, no mannequin ever could torch through that much weed in a day without melting. (Some performances, like Cape Fear, I get the feeling they held her attention by jiggling a pack of twinkies behind the camera.)

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/109 "2007-01-31T14:21:00Z")

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[QUOTE=anu-la1979]  
Julia Roberts. I just can’t stand to look at her and I think she’s homely, but that’s cool. She’s unique looking and I give props for staying unique and weird looking in Hollywood. It’s actually the bitchy aura that turns me off. That and I hate every movie she’s ever been in.

Jude Law: smarmy pretty-boy sleaze oozes out at me from the screen when he’s on  
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Which made him perfect for his role in _Alfie_, I thought. No acting there!

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/110 "2007-01-31T14:51:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
Which made him perfect for his role in _Alfie_, I thought. No acting there!  
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Hmmm, very true. I did like his evil hitman with the freshly scarred face in ‘The Road to Perdition’, but mostly it was because he got shot in the end. 😃

Somewhere at a breakfast table, Jude is slamming down his lap-top lid and shouting out to no-one “But…but…you weren’t supposed to like him…!” 😃😃😃

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/111 "2007-01-31T19:45:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
Which made him perfect for his role in _Alfie_, I thought. No acting there!  
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Speaking of Jude Law, gofugyourself has an awesome entry on a red carpet appearance that he did. And they’re right – he _does_ look very scary. [Law at gofugyourself](http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/11/the_talented_mr.html)

I fear the second picture. And his shirt doesn’t help any, either.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/112 "2007-02-02T06:23:47Z")

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I won’t watch movies with them in it:

Hugh Grant - why on earth do they keep casting this talentless egomaniac?  
Whitney Houston - I can’t quite explain why I hate her, I just do.

My anticipation of a movie is all but murdered when I find out they’re part of the cast:

Hilary Swank - I know it’s catty, but she’s almost painful to look at.  
Vince Vaughn - He makes every movie he’s in worse because he’s creepy even when the role doesn’t call for it.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-avoid/389989/113 "2007-02-02T17:20:22Z")

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Tom Cruise, but that’s just because he’s always trying to get me involved with Amway.

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