# Actors/Actresses You Hate?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 15, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-hate/445428 "2008-04-15T11:07:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![JimB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@JimB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimB)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-hate/445428/101 "2008-04-18T12:05:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Siam Sam]  
I wonder if he used a stunt double for that.  
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No. I think he would’ve used a double with a big dick since he has such a huge ego.

I hate Steven Seagal. In love with the Mafia, going so far as to falsely claim he was half Italian and an associate of a family. In reality he’s the son of a Jewish man and Irish woman. This is all made hilarious by the fact that when he made a vow to never appear in a violent movie again, his shady producer sent some Gambino thugs to muscle him into agreeing to appear in several more movies and a payment to the mob for each. By all accounts he nearly shit his pants when they showed up on one of his cheesy action movie sets. In his defense, 100 pound Asian guys are much easier to flip than 350 pound Italian thugs. 😃

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-hate/445428/102 "2008-04-18T15:29:47Z")

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[QUOTE=JimB.]  
I hate Steven Seagal. In love with the Mafia, going so far as to falsely claim he was half Italian and an associate of a family. In reality he’s the son of a Jewish man and Irish woman. This is all made hilarious by the fact that when he made a vow to never appear in a violent movie again, his shady producer sent some Gambino thugs to muscle him into agreeing to appear in several more movies and a payment to the mob for each. By all accounts he nearly shit his pants when they showed up on one of his cheesy action movie sets. In his defense, 100 pound Asian guys are much easier to flip than 350 pound Italian thugs. 😃  
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Steven Seagal loves Thailand. He’s been spotted more than once in the Nana Plaza bar area, and reports are he’s a lousy tipper. (Which is strange, because Thailand is not supposed to be a tipping society, and in the bars a token dollar or so is considered generous.) But there was a local lady who answered an ad to be his personal assistant on a local movie shoot one time. She could have got the job but turned it down when it was spelled out for her that her duties would have involved some, ah, extracurricular activities.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-hate/445428/103 "2008-04-18T16:20:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Rubystreak]  
Yeah, like woodystockbirdybird said, Chloe Sevigny sucks. Bigtime.  
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But she was great in Big Love. Absolutely great.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-hate/445428/104 "2008-04-18T17:06:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Liberal]  
But she was great in Big Love. Absolutely great.  
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Whoosh!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-hate/445428/105 "2008-04-18T17:07:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Liberal]  
But she was great in Big Love. Absolutely great.  
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She definitely didn’t suck in “Big Love,” though, as I recall. The prophet wouldn’t have approved. 😉

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**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-hate/445428/106 "2008-04-18T17:15:41Z")

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Dakota Fanning. If I never see the little sh\*t in another movie, I will be very, very happy!

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-hate/445428/107 "2008-04-20T09:45:54Z")

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Kevin Costner by miles  
Steven Seagal  
Robin Williams  
Celine Dion, how smug and patronising can one talentless woman be?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-actresses-you-hate/445428/108 "2008-04-20T10:08:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Lust4Life]

Celine Dion, how smug and patronising can one talentless woman be?  
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I didn’t think she counted as an actress until I saw this in her [imdb.com](http://imdb.com) entry:

Quest for Camelot (1998) (singing voice) … Lady Juliana  
… aka The Magic Sword: Quest for Camelot  
“Big Sky” (1997) (mini) TV mini-series  
“Des fleurs sur la neige” (1991) TV series … Elisa

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