# Actors/Musicians/Luminaries ya just plain can't look at

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 23, 2021, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157 "2021-09-23T04:07:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/21 "2021-09-24T01:45:32Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Any of the Kardashians.

I have a personal policy to give this family absolutely zero of my attention. I’ll never click on a story about any of them. If they are talked about on the radio I will switch stations immediately. If they are a guest on any talk show I will purposely watch a different show.  
I am a regular viewer of SNL but heard one of them will be guest hosting this fall. I will be skipping that show in its entirety.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/22 "2021-09-24T12:37:52Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Norwich City coach Daniel Farke
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> Repeatedly tried to post his google images page, but didn’t work like it did for a previous post (?)
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> god he frightens the shit outa me.

[He does look fierce](https://www.google.com/search?q=daniel+farke&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS821US821&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiD25f1z5fzAhVIhOAKHc0GBiYQ_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1242&bih=516&dpr=1.1)

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/23 "2021-09-24T12:41:02Z")

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> [@Hampshire](#):
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> I am a regular viewer of SNL but heard one of them will be guest hosting this fall. I will be skipping that show in its entirety.

I remember when Jay Pharoah and Nassim Pedra parodied them, and even that made me nauseous.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/24 "2021-09-24T13:55:46Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#):
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> He does look fierce

Hey how come you could do that but this incompetent couldn’t?  
Thanks!

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/25 "2021-09-24T13:57:51Z")

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> [@Machine\_Elf](#):
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> **[Al Sharpton](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/al_sharpton.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1)** has the proportions of a bobble-head doll: large head, thin neck, undersized body. To my eye, he lives in the uncanny valley.

He used to be quite portly, and lost a bunch of weight a while back. But, I agree, his head looks kind of disproportionate to his body now.

[![](https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/06/al-sharpton-1.jpg?quality=80&strip=all) ](https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/06/al-sharpton-1.jpg?quality=80&strip=all)

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/26 "2021-09-24T14:30:47Z")

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Jared Leto. Objectively, he is beautiful, but to a thoroughly unpleasant level.

Pete Davidson also annoys the crap out of me, for some reason I can’t explain. So I can’t bear the sight of him.

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**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/27 "2021-09-24T14:35:40Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Jason Momoa.

I _beg_ your pardon?

> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Norwich City coach Daniel Farke

I’ve never seen him before, but I like the look of him, too! 😆

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/28 "2021-09-24T14:36:47Z")

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Mikey Rourke.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/29 "2021-09-24T15:03:41Z")

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> [@MoonMoon](#):
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> > [@GuanoLad](#):
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> > Jason Momoa.
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> I _beg_ your pardon?
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> > [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> > Norwich City coach Daniel Farke
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> I’ve never seen him before, but I like the look of him, too! 😆

I know, I think they’re both handsome. But they do share a similar brutish quality.

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/30 "2021-09-24T15:50:36Z")

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No love for the Bakkers?

[![](https://gphabuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/image-20200310075920548.png) ](https://gphabuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/image-20200310075920548.png)

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/31 "2021-09-24T23:27:55Z")

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> [@Tibby](#):
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> No love for the Bakers? -

Yikes, even the cat is scary.

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**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/32 "2021-09-24T23:39:42Z")

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Completely agree with G.E. Smith.  
Also would like to add Ted Danson.

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**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/33 "2021-09-24T23:44:25Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Jared Leto. Objectively, he is beautiful, but to a thoroughly unpleasant level.

I guess that must have made the second half of _Fight Club_ easier to watch, after Leto gets his face rearranged by Edward Norton.

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**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/34 "2021-09-24T23:45:22Z")

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If he was still alive it would be Prince, for me. Everything about his appearance said “creep” to me.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/35 "2021-09-25T00:02:05Z")

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> [@TRC4941](#):
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> Jackie Earle Haley

I hope you mean Grown Up Jackie because he was cute in Bad News Bears! But yes he presently looks terrible.

I can’t look at Gary Bussey. He always look like he’s in pain. And those teeth…

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/36 "2021-09-25T00:08:57Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> I can’t look at Gary Bussey. He always look like he’s in pain. And those teeth…

The ad agency where I work has an award system, where employees can name their colleagues for contributing above-and-beyond; in our quarterly online “town hall” meeting, the agency president singles out three or four such award recipients with pre-recorded celebrity shout-outs, via the Cameo service (where you can hire a celebrity to record a video greeting or message).

Last year, they got Gary Busey to do one. He looked haggard, of course, and sounded like he was in the midst of a three-day bender (which he might well have been).

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/37 "2021-09-25T00:20:14Z")

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Ack, of course, Busey. 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️

> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Yikes, even the cat is scary.

aaaaww the zoom cat.

> [@FastDan1](#):
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> Also would like to add Ted Danson.

Here, this should make you do a total 180 on how you regard him. And there’s a pretty good Chicago song here, too.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/umgUDUxHKfY/hqdefault.jpg "Little Danson Man Movie Trailer | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umgUDUxHKfY)

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/38 "2021-09-25T00:29:01Z")

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Whoopi Goldberg. I’ve never been able to stand her schtick and I find her appearance extremely unattractive.

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/39 "2021-09-25T02:48:24Z")

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> **[Powerful Anti-Supplement Congressman Henry Waxman Retires - Alliance for...](https://anh-usa.org/anti-supplement-waxman-retires/)**
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> Whew! We won’t soon forget the all-night conference committee meeting in which Waxman tried to slip in an anti-supplement amendment written so that even a lawyer could not understand it.

Henry Waxman, a retired Congressman from Los Angeles. This guy has a severe appearance deficit. He has always creeped me out.

Caveat: This has nothing to do with his politics. Its only about his looks.

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-musicians-luminaries-ya-just-plain-cant-look-at/951157/40 "2021-09-25T10:39:57Z")

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> [@FastDan1](#):
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> …Also would like to add Ted Danson.

This one baffles me. I always thought he was (is) one handsome dude.

mmm

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