# Actors Signature Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 6, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547 "2009-08-06T17:18:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/21 "2009-08-07T13:32:11Z")
> [@enomaj](#): > > Joey Lawrence: “Whoa” Scott Baio: Whoa whoa whoa. John Travolta: Yeah, but pork tastes _good_. Nobody has mentioned Samuel L. Jackson’s snakes. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/22 "2009-08-07T14:16:21Z")
Lauren Bacall: You put your lips together and blow. Patrick Swayze: No one puts Baby in a corner. Ben Stein: Bueller? Bueller? Cher: Snap out of it! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/23 "2009-08-07T14:18:11Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Clark Gable: _ **“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”** _ Vivien Leigh: As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again. Butterfly McQueen: I don’t know nothin’ about birthing no babies. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/24 "2009-08-07T14:22:09Z")
“Oh no, it’s K-k-k-ken. Trying to k-k-k-kill me.” - Kevin Kline ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/25 "2009-08-07T14:34:50Z")
Robert Duvall - “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/26 "2009-08-07T14:36:15Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Scott Baio: Whoa whoa whoa. > > John Travolta: Yeah, but pork tastes _good_. > > Nobody has mentioned Samuel L. Jackson’s snakes. I think it’s: “Wah, wah, wah!” Will Smith: “Aw, hell no(naw)!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/27 "2009-08-07T14:40:04Z")
> [@HelloNinja](#): > > “Oh no, it’s K-k-k-ken. Trying to k-k-k-kill me.” - Kevin Kline Actually it’s “c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me,” but good choice. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/28 "2009-08-07T15:03:15Z")
James Earl Jones- “…and I was never here.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/29 "2009-08-07T15:16:03Z")
MM: Happy birth-day, Mr. Pres-i-dent… Cagney: Top of the world, Ma! ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/30 "2009-08-07T15:21:46Z")
Deborah Kerr: “I never knew it could be like this.” Yul Brynner: “Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!” Gary Cooper: “Yup.” ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/31 "2009-08-07T15:25:36Z")
God, how OLD are some of you people? Samuel L. Jackson: English, mother fucker! Do you speak it?! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/32 "2009-08-07T16:05:35Z")
> [@DudleyGarrett](#): > > God, how OLD are some of you people? > > Samuel L. Jackson: English, mother fucker! Do you speak it?! “Say ‘what’ again, motherfucker!” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/33 "2009-08-07T16:21:02Z")
> [@HelloNinja](#): > > “Oh no, it’s K-k-k-ken. Trying to k-k-k-kill me.” - Kevin Kline The definitive line for him in that movie is “Ass_hole_!” Two from one movie: Jeff Bridges: “The Dude abides.” [also good, but not as applicable, are 'I hate the fucking Eagles, man and ‘the Chinaman is not the issue here’] John Turturro: “Nobody fucks with the Jesus!” [easier to remember in full than the tirade in the bowling alley] Possibly even three, if you count “Shut the fuck up, Donnie” or “This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!” for John Goodman [half his lines could be listed here] ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/34 "2009-08-07T16:26:32Z")
Al Pacino: “Say hello to my leetle friend!” ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/35 "2009-08-07T16:32:16Z")
> [@DudleyGarrett](#): > > God, how OLD are some of you people? Younger than the movies. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/36 "2009-08-07T16:36:05Z")
Jack Nicholson: 'Heeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!" ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/37 "2009-08-07T16:40:38Z")
I don’t know if it’s a signature line, but whenever I think of Leslie Nielsen, I think of the world’s greatest deadpan: “I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.” ---
**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/38 "2009-08-07T17:27:38Z")
> [@enomaj](#): > > Isiah Whitlock, Jr: [“Sheeeit”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ehWPCI3E_s&feature=related) Damn, you beat me to it. Here’s some more [examples](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YW3wgRvyI) ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/39 "2009-08-07T17:36:46Z")
“Git on yer hoss and ride” “Stick yer hands up, yer bum” I don’t know if John Wayne said either, but he should have ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/40 "2009-08-07T17:49:04Z")
God, **chowder** , that second line looks _really_ different if you miss the comma. It’s a hard thing to imagine John Wayne saying. :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547.md?page=3)