# Actors Signature Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 6, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547 "2009-08-06T17:18:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/41 "2009-08-07T17:49:56Z")
Two the Duke did say: _Fill yore hand, you sonuvabitch!_\* _I won’t hit you. Like I hell I won’t. (punches out bad guy)_ \*Comes from _True Grit_, in the Greatest Scene in the History of American Cinema. If you think otherwise, you’re probably a pinko-commie-cylon-poopy head. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/42 "2009-08-07T18:04:50Z")
Christopher Walken: _MORE COWBELL!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/43 "2009-08-07T18:13:59Z")
“It’s twue, it’s twue!!”-Madeline Kahn ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/44 "2009-08-07T18:30:33Z")
Alton Brown, “but that’s another show.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/45 "2009-08-07T20:10:51Z")
> [@DudleyGarrett](#): > > God, how OLD are some of you people? Chaplin: “\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_” ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/46 "2009-08-07T20:17:22Z")
> [@cjepson](#): > > Jack Nicholson: 'Heeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!" and “You can’t handle the truth” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/47 "2009-08-07T20:22:20Z")
Tom Cruise: “Sometimes you just gotta say ‘What the fuck.’” Deborah Kerr: I was looking up! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/48 "2009-08-07T20:24:51Z")
> [@kevja](#): > > and “You can’t handle the truth” and “Where does he get all those wonderful toys?” ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/49 "2009-08-07T20:47:24Z")
Roy Scheider: “It’s showtime!!!” ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/50 "2009-08-07T21:21:09Z")
Samuel L. Jackson: “Anakin, have you lost your motherfuckin’ mind?!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/51 "2009-08-07T21:31:44Z")
William Shatner: “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/52 "2009-08-07T21:41:37Z")
Sly: “Yo, Adrian!” Travolta: “Whut?” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/53 "2009-08-07T21:48:10Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > William Shatner: “Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” No, his signature line would be either “Beam me up, Scotty” (although he never said it) or “Space… the final frontier…” ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/54 "2009-08-07T21:49:16Z")
Patrick Stewart: “Engage” or, equally, “Make it so” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/55 "2009-08-07T23:56:46Z")
Paul Hogan: “That’s not a knife: _this_ is a knife!” “So that would be your accomplice back there in the woodchipper, then?” ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/56 "2009-08-08T02:04:50Z")
> [@DirkGntly](#): > > Patrick Stewart: > “Engage” or, equally, > “Make it so” Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/57 "2009-08-08T04:33:59Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > “So that would be your accomplice back there in the woodchipper, then?” Naw, hers would be “You betcha!” This is probably only me, but anytime I see or hear of Jamie Lee Curtis, I think “Please to help me with my rucksack?” ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/58 "2009-08-08T14:41:45Z")
Chevy Chase: “Na na na na na na na na” Alex Karras: “Mongo like candy” ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/59 "2009-08-08T15:34:29Z")
Larry B. Scott: “We’re Lambda, Lambda, Lambda and (beat) Omega Mu.” Donald Gibb: “NERDS!” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/60 "2009-08-08T17:27:24Z")
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