# Actors Signature Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 6, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547 "2009-08-06T17:18:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/61 "2009-08-08T17:59:54Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Javier Bardem: “Call it, friendo.” Who?! ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/62 "2009-08-08T18:02:52Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Alex Karras: “Mongo like candy” No, no! It’s, “Mongo only pawn in game of life.” ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/63 "2009-08-08T18:08:35Z")
No, Chevy Chase’s is “Jane, you ignorant slut!” Bette Davis: Fasten your seatbelts; it’s gonna be a bumpy night. Clark Gable: Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. Leonard Nimoy: Fascinating. DeForest Kelly: Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a \_\_\_\_\_! Clint Eastwood: Go ahead, make my day. OR You feeling lucky? Gloria Swanson: Mr DeMille, I’m ready for my close up. AND I am big; the pictures got small. Humphrey Bogart: We’ll always have Paris. Lauren Bacall: You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow. Carol Burnett: \ ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/64 "2009-08-08T23:13:20Z")
Brando: “I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.” Harrison Ford: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” Pacino: “Hoooaaahhh!” ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/65 "2009-08-08T23:48:05Z")
> [@cjepson](#): > > Roy Scheider: “It’s showtime!!!” Or, “Smile, you sonofa…” **BOOM** ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/66 "2009-08-08T23:59:47Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > No, Chevy Chase’s is “Jane, you ignorant slut!” That was Dan Ackroyd, not Chevy Chase. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/67 "2009-08-09T00:43:25Z")
Strother Martin: “What we have here, is a failure to communicate.” ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/68 "2009-08-09T01:05:47Z")
Where does he get all those wonderful toys fargin iceholes saddle up pilgrims ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/69 "2009-08-09T02:50:51Z")
“Not hardly” John Wayne ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/70 "2009-08-09T09:30:52Z")
Best one for John Wayne ““That’ll be the day”” from _The Searchers_ ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547/71 "2009-08-09T20:32:36Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > James Earl Jones- “…and I was never here.” Also, “They will drown in rivers of blood” and “I am your father”. Would “This is CNN” count? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-signature-lines/505547.md?page=3)