# Actors whose voices you don't like

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 10, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906 "2005-03-10T21:54:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/1 "2005-03-10T21:54:21Z")

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Maybe because they have accents. Maybe because they have a nasal twang. Maybe just because…

I don’t know why, but for some reason, I can’t stand to hear Donald Sutherland talk. There’s something about his voice that makes him seem ridiculous to me in leading man roles. I also don’t like to hear Jimmy Smits. Can’t think of any women off-hand.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/2 "2005-03-10T21:59:43Z")

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Melanie Griffith. I just want to smack her.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/3 "2005-03-10T22:05:48Z")

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That’s funny, I really like Donald Sutherland’s voice. Hmm. I’ll have to think of some nominees.

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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/4 "2005-03-10T22:08:05Z")

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Vin Diesel. He has a weird affectation I find annoying. I’ve only seen him on the Letterman show, I have no interest in his movies.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/5 "2005-03-10T22:16:46Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Melanie Griffith. I just want to smack her.

I’ll see your Melanie Griffith and raise you a **Jennifer Tilly**.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/6 "2005-03-10T22:29:50Z")

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Dustin Hoffman, I’d hate to have to listen to him give a lecture.

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/7 "2005-03-10T22:34:19Z")

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[Amy Madigan](http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0001496/). It’s the accent.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/8 "2005-03-10T22:39:39Z")

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Fran Drescher  
and I second Jennifer Tilly

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/9 "2005-03-10T22:42:24Z")

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Does Gilbert Gottfried count as an actor? If so, I’d like to nominate him. If not, I’ll go with Bronson Pinchot.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/10 "2005-03-10T22:44:51Z")

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I’ve always thought the new Star Treks had some terrible-sounding female actors: Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Nana Visitor, and Jennifer Lien may be better actors than they appear, but their voices keep getting in the way.

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/11 "2005-03-10T22:47:09Z")

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Callie Thorne. First she hadda go and ruin two seasons of _Homicide,_ and now she’s taken up narrating in documentaries and such. Such a dumb, insinuating, muttering tone, takes you totally away from the Civil War or whatever she’s talking about.

I also nominate Gilbert Gottfried. One more person mentions him and we can close the thread, right?

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/12 "2005-03-10T22:48:56Z")

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Cameron Diaz. She sounds like an annoying Valley Girl and her laugh reeeeally bugs me. Her Inside The Actors Studio appearance was painful.

Joey Lauren Adams. I can’t stand that scratchy voice thing.

Joan Rivers. No explanation required.

And, of course, Ahnold. “Az a Caleeforneeuhn I beleeve in da foochah of Caleeforneeuh.”

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/13 "2005-03-10T22:50:58Z")

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Oh! I thought of a woman. Susan Sarandon. She sounds like sandpaper.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/14 "2005-03-10T23:15:10Z")

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Marge Simpson and by extension, Patty and Selma. Also, Peggy Hill.

Oh, you mean real people?

Geraldo Rivera.

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/15 "2005-03-10T23:37:00Z")

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> [@Mehitabel](#):
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> I also nominate Gilbert Gottfried. One more person mentions him and we can close the thread, right?

I think we’ll need a runoff election, Gilbert Gottfried against Jennifer Tilly.

AIEEEEE! Imagine the horror of the campaign speeches! The earmuffs! They do nothing! :eek:

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**Author:** ![AllShookDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d9b06d/32.png) [@AllShookDown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllShookDown)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/16 "2005-03-10T23:42:27Z")

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Andie McDowell and Mary Steenburgen. I refuse to watch anything with either of these two in it. I can’t desribe very well what it is about them but it’s almost like baby talk.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/17 "2005-03-10T23:43:58Z")

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My sperm count drops every time I hear [Rosie Perez](http://www.geocities.com/Lola12479/) speak.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/18 "2005-03-11T00:59:35Z")

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Denzel Washington. He has a barely noticable lisp, but not the type that’s caused by the tongue. It sounds like he has giant teeth that he’s trying to talk around. Or like someone with a new set of dentures.

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/19 "2005-03-11T01:06:24Z")

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> [@Murcielago](#):
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> Vin Diesel. He has a weird affectation I find annoying. I’ve only seen him on the Letterman show, I have no interest in his movies.

Vin Diesel was the first person I thought of when I saw this thread. I’ve seen a few of his movies and his voice wrecks the whole thing for me. It is almost like he is faking it to sound more tough or something.

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**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actors-whose-voices-you-dont-like/293906/20 "2005-03-11T01:28:03Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> My sperm count drops every time I hear [Rosie Perez](http://www.geocities.com/Lola12479/) speak.

Word.

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