# Actresses I must lust after (even if others don't)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [March 19, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312 "2005-03-19T14:23:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/21 "2005-03-19T23:32:31Z")
Me, too, **BigDummy**.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/22 "2005-03-19T23:43:04Z")
Doris Day. What a phenomenal ass she had.
Second Bonnie Bedelia and Virginia Madsen.
Maureen O’Sullivan in the old Tarzan movies.
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### Author:  [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/23 "2005-03-20T01:09:13Z")
Anna Faris, from Scary Movie 1, 2 and 3. Hot damn, she’s cute!
Major Kira Nerys… er, Nana Visitor.
Another vote for Michelle Forbes.
Whoever the actress was who played Rogue in the X-Men movies.
I couldn’t wait for Candace Cameron to turn legal. And I see that her on-screen sister, Jodie Sweetin, is looking pretty damn good nowadays. No, the Olsen twins do nothing for me.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/24 "2005-03-20T01:14:09Z")
Crystal Bernard.
I have a Yamaha poster. She’s standing in front of a (then-new) yellow FZR600, and there’s a Long EZ in the background. Cute girl, nice bike, and a great plane all in one photo! 🙂
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### Author:  [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/25 "2005-03-20T01:38:41Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#):
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> Crystal Bernard.
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> I have a Yamaha poster. She’s standing in front of a (then-new) yellow FZR600, and there’s a Long EZ in the background. Cute girl, nice bike, and a great plane all in one photo! 🙂
Yeah, I used to have a thing for her in a big way.
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### Author:  [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/26 "2005-03-20T01:45:34Z")
I third Bonnie Hunt. Also,
**Diane Keaton
Paris Hilton
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio** (I don’t exactly know that others _don’t_ lust after her but i don’t know that they do either)
**Allison Janney
Julie Delpy
Juliette Binoche**
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/27 "2005-03-20T02:02:25Z")
[Joan Cusack](http://www.crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/cusack2.jpg).
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### Author:  [@iggy\_popov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iggy_popov)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/28 "2005-03-20T04:22:44Z")
> [@Casey1505](#):
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> [Joan Cusack](http://www.crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/cusack2.jpg).
Ah yes my former neighboor,
She looks like she wants to rip off somebody’s head in the picture
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### Author:  [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/29 "2005-03-20T05:36:43Z")
> [@BigDummy](#):
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> Bonnie Hunt really does something for me.
Absolutely! I saw her recently on Bravo’s _Celebrity Poker Showdown_. One of the other players was [Lacey Chabert](http://belles.rebelles.free.fr/Lacey_Chabert.jpg) in something sexy and low-cut. Yet Bonney Hunt had tons more sex-appeal, and I kept wishing they would just keep the camera on her.
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### Author:  [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/30 "2005-03-20T05:40:37Z")
I third Bonnie Hunt; she’s just one of those women who exudes sex appeal.
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### Author:  [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/31 "2005-03-20T05:52:17Z")
[Sara Rue](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2517/Events/2517/SaraRue_Cohen_3039056_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Rue,%20Sara)
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### Author:  [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/32 "2005-03-20T08:33:27Z")
> [@Phase42](#):
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> Whoever the actress was who played Rogue in the X-Men movies.
> .
Anna Paquin. She grew up REAL good!
Throw in Famke Janssen.
That Jodi Sweetin pic was pretty sweet also. Much better than a pic a saw of her a year ago.
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### Author:  [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/33 "2005-03-20T08:38:21Z")
> [@FriarTed](#):
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> Anna Paquin. She grew up REAL good!
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> Throw in Famke Janssen.
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> That Jodi Sweetin pic was pretty sweet also. Much better than a pic a saw of her a year ago.
[http://www.sweetin.com/images/jodieprom3.jpg](http://www.sweetin.com/images/jodieprom3.jpg)
WOWSA!!!
The not-so-good pic was more like this- [http://www.sweetin.com/images/jspic038.jpg](http://www.sweetin.com/images/jspic038.jpg)
tho this is still better than that was.
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/34 "2005-03-20T09:35:15Z")
Hey!
**FriarTed**
Dude! You’re a Friar! Are you allowed lustfull thoughts? 😉 b
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/35 "2005-03-20T09:39:38Z")
Then again, if my Catholic school teachers saw my current spelling and grammar, I’d be doing laps around the church on my knees till kingdom come 😃
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### Author:  [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/36 "2005-03-20T15:52:53Z")
Tina Fey
Fran Drescher
Queen Latifah
Amy Poehler
Mary Lynn Rajskub (Chloe from 24)
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/37 "2005-03-20T18:04:29Z")
> [@Phase42](#):
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> Anna Faris, from Scary Movie 1, 2 and 3. Hot damn, she’s cute!
I’m glad you mentioned her, as I’d forgotten all about her, except in the abstract. [Here](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0267506/)’s her IMDB page; it appears she’s just three years younger than I am, and I don’t feel nearly as bad, now.
Personally, I like her better with dark hair. But I wouldn’t object to her as a blonde.
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### Author:  [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/38 "2005-03-20T19:12:21Z")
I always thought that Janeane Garofalo (at least the way she used to look) was pretty hot.
Also, not an actress, but thanks to BBC America, I’ve had the pleasure of viewing Anna Ryder Richardson. Damn she’s hot.
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### Author:  [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/39 "2005-03-20T19:26:37Z")
Allison Hanigan, rowr!
Bridget Fonda, double rowr!!
Others that have already been mentioned,
Tina Fey
Donna Reed
Joan Cusack??? Dear God she is hideous to me. I even hate her voice. I chose a cellular company that has worse coverage than U.S. Cellular just because Joan Cusack is their spokesperson.
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### Author:  [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/40 "2005-03-20T20:17:24Z")
What, no one’s mentioned [Lauren Graham](http://www.thewb.com/Faces/CastBio/0,7930,815,00.html)? Especially after _Bad Santa_.
Man.
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