# Actresses I must lust after (even if others don't)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [March 19, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312 "2005-03-19T14:23:53Z")
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### Author: ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2005, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/81 "2005-03-29T07:27:34Z")

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Mmmmm, [Lauren Ambrose](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0024404/photogallery-granitz-0).

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### Author: ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2005, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/82 "2005-03-29T12:58:56Z")

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And if you can get by your species bias, there is always Miss Piggy.

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### Author: ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/83 "2005-03-29T14:48:58Z")

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**Neve Campbell** has something… I dunno… naughty or dirty about her. She’s certainly not a classic beauty, but I bet she’s figured in many teen boys’ fantasies.  
If **Jodie Foster** ever switches team, sign me up as her tutor. The way she looked in Maverick… [Homer] mmmm cleavage…mmmm\*\*.

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### Author: ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-i-must-lust-after-even-if-others-dont/295312/84 "2005-03-29T21:35:12Z")

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> [@don't ask](#):
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> and even Bonnie Bedelia

Oh. Oh man. Bonnie Bedelia. Look, in the first THREE MINUTES of " **Presumed Innocent**", she informs Harrison Ford that she’s just finished masturbating as he enters the room.

Lawdy. She is an incredibly [Sexy Woman](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0095016/Ss/0095016/DH-inset3.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Bedelia,%20Bonnie). ( photo from **Die Hard** , not **Presumed Innocent** ) She’s also Macaulay Culkin’s aunt. Who knew?

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