# Actresses who were so HOT in one movie you just wanted to eat thier a\*\*es.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [June 3, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121 "2002-06-03T11:23:48Z")
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### Author:  [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/1 "2002-06-03T11:23:48Z")
I just got done watching The Others on DVD tonight. Decent movie but I don’t see what the big deal was. The big “Twist” ending was one of the most predictable I have ever waited for.
BUT…
Nicol Kidman looked SO good in that movie that I just wanted to jump into the screen, grab her dress and rip it off, and eat her a\*\*. She was SO hot that I could barely stand to watch the movie. I just wanted to pause it and give myself “hugs”.
Which is strange because in every other movie I have seen her in she has been unremarkable looking. Cute but not hot.
But in The Others I was ready to eat a plateful of Kidman Ass. Yum…
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### Author:  [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/2 "2002-06-03T11:26:03Z")
With fava beans and a nice Chianti?
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### Author:  [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/3 "2002-06-03T11:29:40Z")
Um…no. I like Richard Gere a lot. And I’m very fond of Daniel Day Lewis. There are a few other actors I find very attractive.
But honestly, I just pictured us kissing. I never considered oral/anal contact. Ever.
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### Author:  [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/4 "2002-06-03T11:40:03Z")
Let me also state how tickled I am that this thread is in Cafe Society.
😉
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/5 "2002-06-03T11:45:39Z")
[Charlize Theron.](http://www.aclasscelebs.com/charlizet/) The finest ass in all of filmdom.
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### Author:  [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/6 "2002-06-03T12:02:08Z")
Don’t know if I’d put it the same way as the OP :), but **Thora Birch** was unbelievably hot throughout _Ghost World_.
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### Author:  [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/7 "2002-06-03T12:50:29Z")
Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. I’m sure she’d appreciate the gesture.
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### Author:  [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/8 "2002-06-03T13:03:29Z")
Terrance and Phillip in Asses of Fire.
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### Author:  [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/9 "2002-06-03T15:33:04Z")
Kidman looked hot in that, I agree.
Sharon Stone was hotter than liquid fuck IMHO in Basic Instinct.
As a suprise pick, there was just something about Liv Tyler as an Elf in LOR. Don’t ask me to explain it…
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### Author:  [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/10 "2002-06-03T18:12:42Z")
Jessica Alba in Idle Hands
Penelope Cruz in Vanilla Sky
Natalie Portman (even though I think she’s a sub-par actress and I’ve heard she’s a ripe bitch in real life) in Episode II.
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### Author:  [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/11 "2002-06-03T19:03:40Z")
Selma Hayak as a vampire stripper in _From Dusk Til Dawn_.
Oh.
My.
God.
Also gotta go with a _Two Days in the Valley_ -era Charlize Theron.
Yowza!
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### Author:  [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/12 "2002-06-03T22:32:28Z")
Cameron Diaz in _The Mask_, especially the slo-mo scene when she runs into the bank from the rain.
_::hamunahamunahamuna::_
I’ve never wanted to be a Kleenex so badly in all my life.
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### Author:  [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/13 "2002-06-03T22:48:55Z")
Jamie Lee Curtis in “A Fish Called Wanda.” Soooo sexy, both when she’s having sex with Otto, but especially when she’s reacting to John Cleese’s character speaking Russian. Pretty erotic for a comedy.
Ellen Barkin, in “Sea of Love.” She was pretty hot in “The Big Easy” as well, especially in a sweat-drenched T-shirt. Humanahumanahumanahumanahumanahumana.
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### Author:  [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/14 "2002-06-03T22:48:55Z")
Jamie Lee Curtis in “A Fish Called Wanda.” Soooo sexy, both when she’s having sex with Otto, but especially when she’s reacting to John Cleese’s character speaking Russian. Pretty erotic for a comedy.
Ellen Barkin, in “Sea of Love.” She was pretty hot in “The Big Easy” as well, especially in a sweat-drenched T-shirt. Humanahumanahumanahumanahumanahumana.
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### Author:  [@Steel\_Wheels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steel_Wheels)
#### Post date: [June 3, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/15 "2002-06-03T23:37:43Z")
Catherine Zeta Jones leather clad slinking through laser beams - 'nuf said! 😃
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### Author:  [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2002, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/16 "2002-06-04T00:11:50Z")
Second the vote for CZJ and the laser beams. Best thing in the movie, by a long way.
Also, a vote for the most stunningly attractive actress in the world, the young Jacqueline Bisset, in just about anything (but preferably, in very little).
Ursula Andress emerging from the waves in Dr. No was rather appealing, as well.
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### Author:  [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/17 "2002-06-04T01:38:22Z")
**Daryl Hannah** in _Splash_ and _Blade Runner_
**Britt Ekland** in _The Wicker Man_
**Valerie Quennessen** in _Conan the Barbarian_
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### Author:  [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/18 "2002-06-04T01:59:49Z")
**Jill St. John** walking away at the end of _Tony Rome_. Gimme a sexy, slightly-larger booty over Charlize’s bony ass any day.
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### Author:  [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/19 "2002-06-04T02:39:26Z")
That french chick in that Diabolique remake a few years back with Sharon Stone. Made Ms. Stone look like my uncle Giuseppe by comparison.
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### Author:  [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/20 "2002-06-04T03:37:18Z")
I’ll second JLC (AFCW) and throw in Emma Thompson in “The tall guy”.
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