# Actresses who were so HOT in one movie you just wanted to eat thier a\*\*es. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 3, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121 "2002-06-03T11:23:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/21 "2002-06-04T03:39:44Z")
Chyler Leigh in the first half and at the end of _Not Another Teen Movie_ ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/22 "2002-06-04T04:21:35Z")
Valentina Vargas in The Name of the Rose. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/23 "2002-06-04T04:22:59Z")
J. Lopez in _Out Of Sight_ Dina Meyer in _Starship Troopers_ Jodie Foster in _Maverick_ Second vote for Jamie Lee in _A Fish Called Wanda_. Best rope humping scene. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/24 "2002-06-04T04:29:47Z")
Alyson Hannigan in **American Pie**. I am now certain that she can do anything she wants. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/25 "2002-06-04T17:20:38Z")
Allow me to nominate Jennifer Connelly in _The Rocketeer_and/or _Dark City_. ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/26 "2002-06-04T17:56:52Z")
You want to know why Spider-Man is doing so much business? I’ll tell you why. One word–rain. This movie needs to be on DVD post-haste. ---
**Author:** ![Canyon\_Surfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Canyon\_Surfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canyon_Surfer)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/27 "2002-06-04T18:37:02Z")
And another vote for CZJ in Entrapment. How could Sean Connery pull the bed sheet up to cover her when she is lying nekkid in the apartment in Kuala Lumpur ? Add to the list Jenny Agutter in Logan’s Run. Hmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/28 "2002-06-04T18:47:25Z")
Annette Bening, when she kept getting nekkid\* in _Grifters_. \*[sub]means the same thing as _naked_ but in the sense that she’s wearing nothing but a smile on her face[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/29 "2002-06-04T21:24:47Z")
#1 Anne Parillaud handcuffing herself in Innocent Blood. #2 Anne Parillaud breaking apart the handcuffs in the heat of passion in Innocent Blood. I kinda liked Innocent Blood. Sua ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/30 "2002-06-04T21:40:25Z")
Definitely Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer. Oh so perfect. Whoever that woman was in the ever-so-brief seduction scene in The Madness of George. Err, and I’m assuming “eat her ass” is intended figuratively. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/31 "2002-06-05T00:58:28Z")
Drew Barrymore in _Poison Ivy_ Alyssa Milano in _Poison Ivy 2_ Jamie Pressley in - you guessed it - _Poison Ivy 3_ A nod for Reese Witherspoon in _Fear_ and one for Uma Thurman in _Pulp Fiction_. -Dirty ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/32 "2002-06-05T01:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > That french chick in that Diabolique remake a few years back with Sharon Stone. Made Ms. Stone look like my uncle Giuseppe by comparison. That would be the beautiful Isabelle Adjani (who I believe is actually of German-Arabic descent). If you, like me, are an fan of _le derriere Adjani_ you must seek out a copy of the film _One Deady Summer_. Isabelle has a scene, which was very integral to the overall plot and theme of the movie, where she gives herself a sponge bath in the middle of the front yard. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/33 "2002-06-05T01:56:28Z")
Thanks Little Nemo, I can hear my sperms singing to me “Get _One Deady Summer_! Get _One Deady Summer_!” I shall heed their call next time I’m at the video rental place. I see from IMDB that it’s French so I’ll take a trip to the foreign section. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/34 "2002-06-05T02:20:02Z")
Mmmm, Katie Holmes. And we got married, so I can consume her whenever I want. Double-mmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/35 "2002-06-05T02:46:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sengkelat \* > \*\*… > Whoever that woman was in the ever-so-brief seduction scene in The Madness of George. > … \*\* [Amanda Donohoe?](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Donohoe,+Amanda) ---
**Author:** ![Romola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e36b37/32.png) [@Romola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Romola)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/36 "2002-06-05T03:31:48Z")
1. Monica Bellucci in _Malèna_. 2. Daniel Day Lewis in _Last of the Mohicans_. 3. Stefano Dionisi in _Farinelli_. 4. Rupert Graves in pretty much every movie I’ve seen him in. ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/37 "2002-06-05T04:01:45Z")
Definitely Jennifer Connelly (I only remember seeing her in _Dark City_). Even-more-definitely Mathilda May (aka “Space girl”) from _Lifeforce_. ---
**Author:** ![EMT\_Mike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@EMT\_Mike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMT_Mike)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/38 "2002-06-05T04:31:07Z")
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers! Hubba Hubba ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/39 "2002-06-05T04:36:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by capacitor \* > \*\*Alyson Hannigan in **American Pie**. I am now certain that she can do anything she wants. \*\* I will NEVER understand the appeal of Alyson Hannigan. At best, she’s cute, but HARDLY eat-ass-worthy. ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/40 "2002-06-05T13:28:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EMT\_Mike \* > **Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers!** Maybe if you covered up her face with a brown paper bag or something. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121.md?page=3)