# Actresses who were so HOT in one movie you just wanted to eat thier a\*\*es. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 3, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121 "2002-06-03T11:23:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tixenfleaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@Tixenfleaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tixenfleaz)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/41 "2002-06-05T13:29:04Z")
Emmanuelle Chriqui in, of all things, _Snow Day._ Even though it’s a kiddie film, she spends a portion of it strutting around braless in a tank top. And it’s _chilly!_ :eek: I felt pretty bad about my a\*\* eating desire 'til I learned that she was 22. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/42 "2002-06-05T15:50:51Z")
**Phoebe Cates** climbing out of the pool in slo-mo during _Fast Times at Ridgemont High_. I have to emulate Judge Reinhold during that scene. ---
**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/43 "2002-06-06T15:04:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Jodie Foster in Maverick Yes! I thought I was the only one who thought she was absolutely gorgeous in that movie. RR ---
**Author:** ![Dumbguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dumbguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumbguy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/44 "2002-06-06T15:51:15Z")
Rhona Mitra in _Get Carter_. Elizabeth Shue in _Leaving Las Vegas_. Gina Gershon in _Face Off_. Naomi Watts in _Mulholland Drive_. I’m not sure I’d actually _eat_ their asses, but I wouldn’t mind spreading some butter and marmalade on them. ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/45 "2002-06-06T21:42:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Laughing Lagomorph \* > \*\* > > [Amanda Donohoe?](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Donohoe,+Amanda) \*\* Uh…possibly. I’d have to see the movie again. I just remember the seduction scene turning my mind to jelly. Oh, Salma Hayek in Dogma. Yummers. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/46 "2002-06-06T21:48:45Z")
Sarah Jessica Parker in any of the following (provided I could start at the top, work my way to the ankles and then 1/2 way back up again)[ul]STATE AND MAIN[_]DUDLEY DO-RIGHT[_]OFF THE MENU: THE LAST DAYS OF CHASEN’S[_]EXTREME MEASURES[_]IF LUCY FELL[_]MARS ATTACKS![_]SUBSTANCE OF FIRE[_]MIAMI RHAPSODY[_]ED WOOD[_]STRIKING DISTANCE[_]HONEYMOON IN VEGAS[_]L.A. STORY[_]GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUNFOOTLOOSE[/ul]I could care less that twerp Broderick was there 1st. ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/47 "2002-06-06T23:37:58Z")
Lauren Bacall in ANYTHING, even including her cameo in “Misery”. My god, there has never been a sexier woman. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/48 "2002-06-07T00:06:46Z")
**Sengkelat** , if you mean the scene where the Queen’s Lady-in-waiting or whatever she is seduces the King’s attendant/guard so that the Queen can get in to see the King, that is Ms. Donohoe. I agree, she is a ball of fire in that movie. She often plays sexually agressive characters. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/49 "2002-06-07T01:10:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*\*Gimme a sexy, slightly-larger booty over Charlize’s bony ass any day. \*\* _TESTIFY!!_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > Jodie Foster in Maverick After seeing her scrawny self in _Nell_, I could never see her as pretty. Yet another actress who needs to be locked in Krispy Kreme for a month. ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/50 "2002-06-07T06:49:28Z")
Hmm, seems Phoebe Cates and Alyson Hannigan are taken already. I always lust after Patricia Arquette when I watch **True Romance**. Ain’t bad in lost highway, either. Man o man o man. But I think Sherilyn Fenn in the old **Twin Peaks** days takes the cake… hell, I’d do most of the women from that show. Ok, except Nadine. And Sara Palmer. Ok, forget the moms and married ladies… grr, except Shelly, of course… mmm, Madchen Amick (or however she spelled it, sheesh!). “This must be where penises go when they die.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Frink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Mr.Frink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Frink)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/51 "2002-06-07T07:02:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cisco \* > \*\*Natalie Portman (even though I think she’s a sub-par actress and I’ve heard she’s a ripe bitch in real life) in Episode II. \*\* Natalie Portman a “sub-par” actress??? Why do I have a feeling that you’ve only seen her in the _Star Wars_ films? Natalie Portman is a critically acclaimed actress–her performance in _The Professional_ was nothing less than amazing! She was also fantastic in _Beautiful Girls_ and _Where the Heart Is_. In addition to being very hot, I seriously believe that she’s got an Academy Award in her future! ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/52 "2002-06-07T07:39:39Z")
I’m glad to see that a lot more people found Nicole Kidman’s buttoned-up, no-nonsense, sexually frustrated _The Others_ character incredibly sexy. UNF! :eek: Oh yeah, and Natalie Portman too. She was pretty much the reason I went to see Episode 2. I still feel like a pervert whenever I watch The Professional. (In my defense, I first saw it when I was 14.) ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/53 "2002-06-07T08:27:56Z")
**Linda Fiorentino** in _The Last Seduction!_ And **Carrie-Anne Moss** in _Memento._ Both evil bitches from Hell, but I loved them. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/54 "2002-06-07T09:43:53Z")
Why does this thread remind me of the guy in _Throw Momma From The Train_ in Billy Crystal’s writing class, whose sole literary endeavor is called “Women I Would Like To Pork”. (“It’s a coffee table book.”) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/55 "2002-06-07T10:59:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*\ ***Jill St. John** walking away at the end of _Tony Rome_. Gimme a sexy, slightly-larger booty over Charlize’s bony ass any day. \*\* Bony?? What the…I mean…geez…HEY!!! Obviously, you have not seen her ultra-fine ass in _The Cider House Rules_. I assure you, it is perfect. Svelte, yet ample. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/56 "2002-06-07T13:57:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\*Bony?? What the…I mean…geez…HEY!!! > > Obviously, you have not seen her ultra-fine ass in _The Cider House Rules_. I assure you, it is perfect. Svelte, yet ample. 😃 \*\* spooje, you have to give him some slack. I don’t think mere mortals are allowed to look directly at Charlize’s ass. Anything more than a quick glance could kill a guy. Seconds on the marmalade. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/57 "2002-06-07T17:13:13Z")
I’m surprised no one has mentioned **Liv Tyler**. She looked damn good in Stealing Beauty Then there’s **Michelle Johnson** in Blame it on Rio. Couldn’t act to save her life, but WOW was she hot! And finally, thoughther movies never made it to the theatre, I always liked **Ami Dolenz**. Yummy. ---
**Author:** ![eschewObfuscation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e57/32.png) [@eschewObfuscation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschewObfuscation)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/58 "2002-06-07T18:25:06Z")
I’ll see your Gina Gershon and raise you a Rene Russo from the new **Thomas Crown Affair.** She’s \*forty[/], for crying out loud. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/59 "2002-06-07T21:10:42Z")
Well, it looked pretty damn bony in **2 Days in the Valley** , and that stupid movie where she carries Johnny Depp’s alien baby… ---
**Author:** ![QueenAl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/d26b3c/32.png) [@QueenAl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QueenAl)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/60 "2002-06-08T00:00:12Z")
Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider. Whoa mama. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121.md?page=4)