# Actresses who were so HOT in one movie you just wanted to eat thier a\*\*es. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 3, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121 "2002-06-03T11:23:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/61 "2002-06-08T01:58:05Z")
Alicia Silverstone in _Clueless_ and _Blast from the Past._ ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/62 "2002-06-08T05:08:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*\ ***Jill St. John** walking away at the end of _Tony Rome_. Gimme a sexy, slightly-larger booty over Charlize’s bony ass any day. \*\* As a appreciator of good ass, let me be the first to shake your hand on a good choice. A excellent ass and a girl who knows she has it. And let’s not forget her oh so tiny bikini stint as Tiffany Case in Diamonds are Forever. Hell even Blofeld had to admit ‘a shame…they were such nice cheeks too’😃 IMHO I will go for: -Raquel Welch (from any time in her screen life) -Jane Fonda (Barbarella - damn her having to sour that lusty spacevixen later on in life) -Tura Santana (Faster Pussycat Kill Kill) Ah hell…anyone that Russ Meyer featured - the guy has an eye for a great ass (and a great pair of whammo’s too) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/63 "2002-07-23T22:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dumbguy \* > \*\* > Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive._\* I think we have a winner. Also, how can I be the only person who immediately thought of Reese Witherspoon in _Twilight_ and Sarah Michelle Gellar in _Cruel Intentions_? ---
**Author:** ![Pink\_Pussycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Pink\_Pussycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink_Pussycat)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/64 "2002-07-26T07:48:32Z")
Can women play, too? I seriously lusted after Colin Firth in “Bridget Jone’s Diary.” That reserved character with all that passion underneath…hot! -pinky ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/65 "2002-07-27T08:00:05Z")
**JohnBckWLP** : Sarah Jessica Parker only does it for me in Ed Wood. Maybe its’ the black and white. **Elwood** : Kirsten Dunst with red hair was amazing, but why was she so pale. That irked me throughout the movie. Tara Reid-Van Wilder. How am I the first the mention her? The girl from You Only Die Twice. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2002, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/66 "2002-07-27T08:01:37Z")
Almost forgot: Joey Lauren Adams-Chasing Amy. Not so much in Mallrats. ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/67 "2002-08-05T00:10:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jk1245 \* > \*\*Selma Hayak as a vampire stripper in _From Dusk Til Dawn_. > \*\* Agreed. Ome of those “Shit!” moments. How about Liz Hurley in Austin Powers? Farrah Fawcett in Saturn 3. ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/68 "2002-08-05T01:28:17Z")
Brooke Shields in _The Blue Lagoon_. ---
**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/69 "2002-08-05T04:41:22Z")
eschewObfuscation writes: \> I’ll see your Gina Gershon and raise you a Rene Russo from the \> new Thomas Crown Affair. She’s \*forty[/], for crying out loud. No, she was forty-five at the time and is now forty-eight. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Frink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Mr.Frink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Frink)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/70 "2002-08-05T07:06:10Z")
Not a big fan of Jamie Pressley (sp?), but after seeing her in a recent episode of _Going to California_, I’ll have to say that she looks delicious! But I still think that the girl who played Topanga on that wretched _Boy Meets World_ show is in the top five hottest/sexiest actresses in Hollywood today. And yes, after careful consideration, I think I _would_ eat her ass if the opportunity presented itself. Ah, but what is her name? _Frink checks IMDb_ Ah…the object of my affection calls herself [**Danielle Fishel**.](http://us.imdb.com/PGallery?Fishel,+Danielle&source=granitz) 'Tis a pity she hasn’t done much since the demise of _BmW_. Hope this lack of work lures her into the world of late-night Cinemax soft-core “adult” movies… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/71 "2002-08-05T11:35:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*Why does this thread remind me of the guy in _Throw Momma From The Train_ in Billy Crystal’s writing class, whose sole literary endeavor is called “Women I Would Like To Pork”. (“It’s a coffee table book.”) 😃 \*\* [old lady]“It’s _whacking_ material!”[/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/72 "2002-08-05T13:58:07Z")
Can’t believe I’m the first to mention these: Angie Dickinson in _Big Bad Mama_ (before she started using body doubles). Lolita Davidovich in _Blaze_. Beautiful lush body, amazing head of hair, and she also projected both sweetness and intelligence. Lena Olin in _Romeo is Bleeding_. Another evil, scary bitch from Hell, but…damn! ---
**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/73 "2002-08-05T23:11:29Z")
**Selma Hayek** in the gratuitous opening scenes of the unfortunate Matthew Perry vehicle “Fools Rush In”. Totally forgettable movie, but for the totally unforgettable opening sequence (which had nothing to do with the rest of the movie) showing Selma cavorting in a river wearing cuttoff jeans and a plaid shirt, tied up around the middle. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/74 "2002-08-05T23:31:41Z")
Frances O’Connor as Gwendolen Fairfax in _The Importance of Being Earnest_. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/75 "2002-08-06T00:34:56Z")
\*\* Meg Tilly\*\* in \*\* The Big Chill\*\*. My goodness, I spent about 7 years pining after that woman. Even seeing her in full Habit in **Agnes of God** didn’t cure me of the uncontrollable need to see her in a leotard. What can I say? She was stunning… Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![yanx4ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/85e7bf/32.png) [@yanx4ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanx4ever)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121/76 "2002-08-13T10:55:44Z")
Eating an ass would be a stretch- however I’m surprised nobody mentioned my personal fave: Jennifer Aniston in Picture Perfect. A perfectly wretched movie, but plenty of Jennifer to behold. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-who-were-so-hot-in-one-movie-you-just-wanted-to-eat-thier-a-es/112121.md?page=3)