# Actresses whose careers you'd like to see tank so they would do porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 15, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222 "2004-07-15T05:28:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/41 "2004-07-15T17:52:49Z")
Martha Stewart. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/42 "2004-07-15T18:35:44Z")
Phyllis Diller! Yum! And for those who can’t wait for legality: Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan. Now for the serious answer: Olivia d’Abo! Damn, I loves me some buck toothed women! On her knees, looking up at me (POV, baby), smiling all nice like, holding on to my \_\_\_\_\_, about to open wide and… ;j ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/43 "2004-07-15T19:20:14Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > I’ve had this thought about Laura Prepon, Katherine Heigl, Janeane Garafolo, Megan Pryce, Laura Kightlinger and, well … a lot of others.] [Crude, rude, and vulgar male hat ON] I don’t want to watch Laura Prepon having sex on camera. I want to watch her having sex on ME! [Crude, rude, and vulgar male hat OFF] ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/44 "2004-07-15T19:34:54Z")
[Jessica Alba](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0204993/5521500_2_13.JPG?path=pgallery&path_key=Alba,%20Jessica) [Jessica Biel](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1218/JessicaBiel_Granitz_223496-400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Biel,%20Jessica) [Jennifer Love Hewitt](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1954/JenniferLo_Grani_1053889_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Hewitt,%20Jennifer%20Love) I do seem to have a thing for girls with a ‘J’ name, don’t I? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/45 "2004-07-15T19:41:04Z")
> [@Tuco](#): > > How did I let this one slip by? Please tell more (but obviously don’t link). I think [this](http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2004-07-09) is what he was referring to re: Cameron Diaz. ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/46 "2004-07-15T20:43:16Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > The little blonde cocktail waitress/surfer chick on North Shore. Please… > > Oh yeah, and Don Knotts. Don Knotts and Steve Irwin double teaming Kathy Bates would…be horrible. Just horrible. ---
**Author:** ![Emilio\_Lizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Emilio\_Lizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emilio_Lizardo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/47 "2004-07-15T22:39:28Z")
You guys have completely missed [Angelina Jolie](http://www.triviatribute.com/angelinajolie.html) and [Denise Richards](http://www.firsttvdrama.com/illinois/downers.php3)! ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/48 "2004-07-15T22:47:26Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > And for those who can’t wait for legality: Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan. WRONG. Just wrong. You’re so off base with this. Didn’t you know Linsday Lohan’s already legal? Jeez, what’s wrong with you? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/49 "2004-07-16T01:13:54Z")
All these replies and no mention of **Nicole Kidman**? Well that’s one potential porn star I’d like to see !!! ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/50 "2004-07-16T01:19:41Z")
Sorry, But Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner will not being doing porn. It would be quite depressing to see either of my future wives getting nailed by Ron Jeremy, so I simply won’t allow it. Skin flick maybe, but no porn. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/51 "2004-07-16T01:20:08Z")
I am really hoping Madonnas career doesn’t ‘tank’, given the agreed consequences. Yuck! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/52 "2004-07-16T01:26:44Z")
I think the little kid from “The Toy” and “Bad News Bears” was in a porn flick. ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/53 "2004-07-16T01:33:13Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > All these replies and no mention of **Nicole Kidman**? > Well that’s one potential porn star I’d like to see !!! Speaking of Nicole, I’d also like to see Penelope Cruz. ---
**Author:** ![thermalribbon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@thermalribbon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thermalribbon)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/54 "2004-07-16T02:23:26Z")
Gina Gershon. I mean, she’s practically there already, right? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/55 "2004-07-16T03:31:48Z")
> [@Emilio Lizardo](#): > > You guys have completely missed [Angelina Jolie](http://www.triviatribute.com/angelinajolie.html) and [Denise Richards](http://www.firsttvdrama.com/illinois/downers.php3)! I don’t see how you can stop Angelina from doing a porn flick sooner or later. Let’s face it, she wants to do one, you know she does. And I’d guess Nicole Kidman wouldn’t mind doing a porn flick if she got the chance. I just don’t know if she’s gonna get around to it. ---
**Author:** ![AveDementia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@AveDementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AveDementia)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/56 "2004-07-16T03:53:43Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > Oh, come on. Those paparazzi have special lenses on their cameras and other tricks which could make ANYBODY look bad. You have to admit, > > [she cleans up pretty good.](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.britney-spears.to/images/elle_uk2003/elle-magazine-2003uk05.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.britney-spears.to/images/pictures.html&h=420&w=222&sz=25&tbnid=KMPoOvac1UAJ:&tbnh=121&tbnw=64&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522Britney%2BSpears%2522%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN) Those are from last year. [She looks a little different now.](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2004322257,,00.html) And Nicole Kidman? Not to repeat myself, but ewww, [have](http://www.hauntedmansion.info/images/kidman3.jpg) [you](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2429/Events/2429/NicoleKidm_Grani_2316915_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Kidman,%20Nicole) [seen](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1946/Events/1946/BestActres_Grani_983372_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Kidman,%20Nicole) [her](http://www.archive.newspix.com.au/photolib/images2/lores/12525491.jpg) [lately?](http://www.archive.newspix.com.au/photolib/images2/lores/14179340.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/57 "2004-07-16T04:05:03Z")
You mean… Janeane Garofalo’s career ISN’T in the tank? Has she made some blockbuster films in the past few years that I’m not aware of? ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/58 "2004-07-16T04:07:29Z")
> [@AveDementia](#): > > Those are from last year. [She looks a little different now.](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2004322257,,00.html) > And Nicole Kidman? Not to repeat myself, but ewww, [have](http://www.hauntedmansion.info/images/kidman3.jpg) [you](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2429/Events/2429/NicoleKidm_Grani_2316915_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Kidman,%20Nicole) [seen](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1946/Events/1946/BestActres_Grani_983372_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Kidman,%20Nicole) [her](http://www.archive.newspix.com.au/photolib/images2/lores/12525491.jpg) [lately?](http://www.archive.newspix.com.au/photolib/images2/lores/14179340.jpg) Wow, pretty scary. The _seen_ pic looks doctored, even. Too bad beauty doesn’t last forever. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AveDementia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@AveDementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AveDementia)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/59 "2004-07-16T04:15:37Z")
> [@xvxdarkknightxvx](#): > > Wow, pretty scary. The _seen_ pic looks doctored, even. Too bad beauty doesn’t last forever. ☹ Well, it doesn’t fade overnight like that without a little help. She needs to lay off the Botox and eat a cheeseburger. Divorce was very unkind to her. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/60 "2004-07-16T04:56:24Z")
Sheesh, guys, I think Nicole looks pretty damn good in all those photos 😕 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222.md?page=4)