# Actresses whose careers you'd like to see tank so they would do porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 15, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222 "2004-07-15T05:28:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![No\_Disguise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9f8e36/32.png) [@No\_Disguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Disguise)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/61 "2004-07-16T05:13:59Z")
Ahem, OLSON TWINS!!! ---
**Author:** ![AveDementia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@AveDementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AveDementia)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/62 "2004-07-16T05:16:19Z")
Here are a few older pictures for comparison: [With a little more weight in Jan 2002](http://www.archive.newspix.com.au/photolib/images/lores/09557792.jpg) [Augast 2002](http://www.archive.newspix.com.au/photolib/images/lores/10712767.jpg) [Stunning](http://www.eforu.com/gallery/nicolekidman/pic14.html) [Normal looking](http://www.eforu.com/gallery/nicolekidman/pic19.html) She looks very emaciated and Grinch-like now. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/63 "2004-07-16T05:20:49Z")
> [@AveDementia](#): > > Those are from last year. [She looks a little different now.](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2004322257,,00.html) > And Nicole Kidman? Not to repeat myself, but ewww, [have](http://www.hauntedmansion.info/images/kidman3.jpg) [you](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2429/Events/2429/NicoleKidm_Grani_2316915_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Kidman,%20Nicole) [seen](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1946/Events/1946/BestActres_Grani_983372_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Kidman,%20Nicole) [her](http://www.archive.newspix.com.au/photolib/images2/lores/12525491.jpg) [lately?](http://www.archive.newspix.com.au/photolib/images2/lores/14179340.jpg) Britney looks pretty damn good. Maybe YOU’D turn her down. I think it’s cute the way she grabs her boyfriend’s cock. Knows what she likes. I don’t expect Britney to do anything actually pornographic anytime soon – she’s making too much money teasing to be pleasing. As for Nicole, those are unflattering pics, but I agree that it’s nothing a few cheeseburgers and a straight boyfriend couldn’t straighten out. She’s stuck in the Hollywood “thin” thing that actresses get into as they age. ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/64 "2004-07-16T06:50:14Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > I don’t see how you can stop Angelina from doing a porn flick sooner or later. Let’s face it, she wants to do one, you know she does. And I’d guess Nicole Kidman wouldn’t mind doing a porn flick if she got the chance. I just don’t know if she’s gonna get around to it. If you want to watch the closest she has come to making a porn flick , rent GIA Declan ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/65 "2004-07-16T11:42:21Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I am really hoping Madonnas career doesn’t ‘tank’, given the agreed consequences. Yuck! She’s already been in Playboy a few times. It wasn’t pretty. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/66 "2004-07-16T13:57:50Z")
> [@No Disguise](#): > > Ahem, > > OLSON TWINS!!! I was thinking it since the thread started yesterday, but damned if I was going to be the first to say it! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/67 "2004-07-16T14:14:14Z")
Did I mention [Kate Winslet?](http://www.j-cinema.net/gossips/katewinslet/ga1.html). Well, consider her mentioned! I mean, she’s a fine actress and all, but hwu - hwu - huhuhuhu - hwa! And that’s about as succinctly as I can put it. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/68 "2004-07-16T14:37:32Z")
Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp, Peter Krause. If they would do porn, I would quit my job and go into porn, too. 😃 > [@AveDementia](#): > > And I’d like Jessica Simpson’s career to tank. Not cause of the porn, which I’m sure her dad would watch, but just because she’s such a vapid bitch. YEAH, he would! He is creepy. When he was on her _Behind the Music_ episode, talking about her big boobs, I thought he was a little too proud of them. Ick. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/69 "2004-07-16T15:17:11Z")
Well, nobody has mentioned Jorja Fox. She just got fired from CSI. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/70 "2004-07-16T15:45:00Z")
I am disappointed in all of you. The answer is Salma Hayek. (But kudos to tdn and darkknight for the mentions of Cruz and Cuthbert.) ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/71 "2004-07-16T16:12:08Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > Well, nobody has mentioned Jorja Fox. She just got fired from CSI. Really - where did you hear that? And why was she fired? Guess I am out of the loop. ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/72 "2004-07-16T16:14:23Z")
Gay man weighing in on this one. Eric Bana , Colin Farrell, and Antonio Banderas is a three-way. ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/73 "2004-07-16T16:17:26Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Really - where did you hear that? And why was she fired? Guess I am out of the loop. It was an AP article [here.](http://kevxml2adsl.verizon.net/_1_2NV4TO102DEFHZE__vzn.dsl/apnws/story.htm?kcfg=apart&sin=D83RU6680&qcat=entertain&ran=27373&passqi=&feed=ap&top=1) . Eads and Fox wanted more money. Breach of contract. ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/74 "2004-07-16T16:25:04Z")
> [@supervenusfreak](#): > > Gay man weighing in on this one. Eric Bana , Colin Farrell, and Antonio Banderas is a three-way. > [@](#): > > **Actresses** whose careers you’d like to see tank so they would do porn . Not that there’s anything wrong with not following the topic. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/75 "2004-07-16T16:30:06Z")
> [@xvxdarkknightxvx](#): > > . > Not that there’s anything wrong with not following the topic. 😃 Oops! :smack: :o ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/76 "2004-07-16T16:30:46Z")
> [@xvxdarkknightxvx](#): > > . > Not that there’s anything wrong with not following the topic. 😃 LOL. I did actually read Evil Captor’s thread before posting. Thought it wasn’t gender specific. But I can play it “straight” for a turn. Halle Berry. I’d do her for sure! ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/77 "2004-07-16T16:41:37Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > Well, nobody has mentioned Jorja Fox. She just got fired from CSI. Jorja is definitely a Fox. ---
**Author:** ![Legolamb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@Legolamb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legolamb)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/78 "2004-07-16T16:48:30Z")
> [@Tuco](#): > > Oh, and actresses I want to see do porn, Eliza Dushku. You’ve got some good taste there, **Tuco**. Though only classed as an actress in the very loosest sense, I’d definitely like to add [Rachel Stevens](http://www.rachelstevens.freeuk.com/rachel_stevens_01.jpg) to the cast. So when are we shooting this thing anyway? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/79 "2004-07-16T17:26:16Z")
If we’re going to list actors, I’d add Ewan McGregor, except for the fact that some of his movies could be considered soft-core porn anyways. How about Goran Visnjic? ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/80 "2004-07-16T18:24:25Z")
Olsen twins? I’d settle for just their career tanking, porn or no porn. As for Kidman, wasn’t _Eyes Wide Shut_ practically porn anyway? Lots of sex, no redeeming plot or artistic value. Britney’s career has all but tanked. I’d say she’s 2-3 years from porno, once people completely stop buying her albums. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222.md?page=5)