# Actresses whose careers you'd like to see tank so they would do porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 15, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222 "2004-07-15T05:28:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/81 "2004-07-16T18:37:49Z")
> [@xvxdarkknightxvx](#): > > . > Not that there’s anything wrong with not following the topic. 😃 I did use actresses in the OP, but I was gender-neutral wrt using pronouns in the OP because I really don’t mind if gay guys or straight gals post guys’ names in this thread. I was thinking actresses so I put actresses in the title, but other people are naturally gonna think of actors. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/82 "2004-07-17T03:07:41Z")
Maybe I’m just a pervert, but. . . Courtney Love! Please! ---
**Author:** ![PaulFitzroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PaulFitzroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulFitzroy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/83 "2004-07-17T03:22:23Z")
Three words: Natalie Fucking Portman. ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/84 "2004-07-17T03:56:06Z")
> [@PaulFitzroy](#): > > Three words: Natalie Fucking Portman. That would be a sight I’d like to see. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/85 "2004-07-17T04:15:41Z")
Jennifer Connolly, Kristy Swanson, Famke Janssen, Pam Anders… OK, scratch the last one, it has already happened 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/86 "2004-07-17T05:09:02Z")
Jodie Foster Aw, now I feel all dirty… ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/87 "2004-07-17T06:39:51Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > Jodie Foster > > Aw, now I feel all dirty… Tay eenna weend. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/88 "2004-07-17T06:53:48Z")
Betty Rubble. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/89 "2004-07-17T15:44:38Z")
> [@blowero](#): > > Betty Rubble. Not Betty Rubble, but the actress who played her in the “Viva Rock Vegas” movie: [Jane Krakowski](http://www.bootluv.com/a_l/j/jane_krakowski/jane03.html) ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/90 "2004-07-17T20:16:18Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > Not Betty Rubble, but the actress who played her in the “Viva Rock Vegas” movie: [Jane Krakowski](http://www.bootluv.com/a_l/j/jane_krakowski/jane03.html) You mean you aren’t dying to see Rosie O’Donnell do porn? 😉 :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/91 "2004-07-18T04:50:43Z")
> [@blowero](#): > > You mean you aren’t dying to see Rosie O’Donnell do porn? 😉 :eek: Ya mean EXIT TO EDEN wasn’t it? _L_ ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/92 "2004-07-18T15:56:24Z")
> [@Evil Death](#): > > Cameron Diaz has already done porn. Tell me more… ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/93 "2004-07-18T15:56:27Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > Ya mean EXIT TO EDEN wasn’t it? _L_ Gah! Pthbththbththbb! Dany Delany in fetish gear, playing a dominatrix = doesn’t get much hotter than that, folks. Rosie O’Donell in fetish gear, playing a dominatrix = years of therapy to block out. Gaaaaah! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/94 "2004-07-18T18:30:04Z")
> [@xvxdarkknightxvx](#): > > Tay eenna weend. Mrmm, “Nell” doesn’t really count, though there was some rare full-frontal of Ms. Foster. I think we’re talking nasty gonzo pr0n in this thread, and the nude scenes in “Nell” were about the opposite of sex, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![maleinblack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maleinblack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maleinblack)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/95 "2004-07-18T20:13:07Z")
[Catherine Bell](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/rsite20191/bell02.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocities.com/rsite20191/bell.htm&h=460&w=710&sz=38&tbnid=5o5tikrPdAkJ:&tbnh=89&tbnw=137&start=77&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcatherine%2Bbell%26start%3D60%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26newwindow%3D1%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN) from JAG please! ---
**Author:** ![aeropl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@aeropl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aeropl)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/96 "2004-07-29T02:29:58Z")
> [@Moody Bastard](#): > > The relatively impressive thing about Tanya Roberts is that, after _Charlie’s Angels_, she was forced into the softcore trenches. . . and then years later still managed to land a role on a popular sitcom (_That 70’s Show_). My guess is that’s not too common. Didn’t the same thing happen to Alyssa Milano, she did softcore stuff like Embrace of the Vampire then came back and did mainstream stuff? ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/97 "2004-07-29T03:20:06Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > I did use actresses in the OP, but I was gender-neutral wrt using pronouns in the OP because I really don’t mind if gay guys or straight gals post guys’ names in this thread. Thank goodness, because the whole time I’ve been reading this I’ve been building a list in my mind with an opening line of “can girls play, too?” 😉 Would the following men please audition for the Playgirl channel immediately: [ul] [li]Michael Vartan[/li][li]David Anders[/li][li]Nicky Katt[/li][li]Michael Weatherly[/li][li]Will Smith[/li][li]The Rock[/li][li]Scott Bakula[/li][li]Nathan Fillion[/li][li]Ben Browder[/li][li]Pierce Brosnan[/li][li]Clive Owen[/li][li]Richard Dean Anderson[/li][li]Michael Shanks[/li][li]Ben McKenzie[/li][li]Ethan Hawke[/li][li]Ewan McGregor[/li][/ul] Heaven knows there are others, but this will do for a start. Auditions are one-on-one, and in-person only… ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/98 "2004-07-29T04:01:27Z")
[Star Jones](http://abc.go.com/theview/hosts/jones.html), baby. Uhhhhn! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/99 "2004-07-29T07:41:55Z")
Paris Hilton… whoops, too late. 😃😛 But still… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actresses-whose-careers-youd-like-to-see-tank-so-they-would-do-porn/255222/100 "2004-07-29T11:14:01Z")
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