# Actually Guilty Pleasures.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [April 16, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568 "2008-04-16T07:44:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/61 "2008-04-21T06:59:26Z")
_pats Savannah on the Back_
There you go… let it out.
It’s okay. Please come back to post sometime again.
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### Author:  [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/62 "2008-04-21T20:11:11Z")
Her kink is making dozens of people wonder what the hell her kink is.
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/63 "2008-04-21T21:26:52Z")
Then she’s having the biggest orgasm in recorded history right now.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/64 "2008-04-21T21:48:54Z")
And we all helped. Hawt.
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/65 "2008-04-22T02:13:15Z")
[QUOTE=Savannah]
Weather’s weird this spring, eh? Can you believe it _snowed_ yesterday?
I was imagining a little warm rain, instead.
::runs and hides and never posts again::
[/QUOTE]
Thanks, and don’t feel ashamed. I occasionally visit that section on the porn site I frequent.
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/66 "2008-04-22T02:36:42Z")
Her kink is warm rain?
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### Author:  [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/67 "2008-04-22T02:44:55Z")
Even I, the Queen of Vanilla, knows what she means.
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### Author:  [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/68 "2008-04-22T02:46:19Z")
[whispers inaudibly in **RNATB** ’s ear]
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### Author:  [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/69 "2008-04-22T02:53:46Z")
[QUOTE=VarlosZ]
[whispers inaudibly in **RNATB** ’s ear]
[/QUOTE]
It’s not his fault he didn’t get it; he’s just… really not all that bright.
And don’t feel bad, **Savannah**. That’s not a bad secret fantasy at all.
P.S. Sorry, RNATB, I couldn’t resist.
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/70 "2008-04-22T13:40:23Z")
I hate you all.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/71 "2008-04-22T14:04:11Z")
It is probably because it is so ‘vanilla’ that she doesn’t want to say.
Although my email is in my profile **Savannah** , and I promise not to judge.
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### Author:  [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/72 "2008-04-22T14:06:40Z")
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu]
Shake a little Bisquick into a bowl. Add enough water to get a gooey paste. Grab a spoon and bon apetit!
Yeah, I’m a sick sick woman but it’s a comfort/nostalgia thing from childhood.
[/QUOTE]
Wow. That’s just… wow.
My grandma used to slice up a banana into a bowl of mayo and eat it with a spoon. Yuck!
I have lots of guilty pleasures. I drink and eat too much. I really like Hustler’s Barely Legal. I like to mix Ramen (cooked), tuna, cheese, peanut butter, and crackers into a big slurry and eat it.
ETA - I also have always enjoyed some of the stories at alt.sex.stories.incest. This shames me. I have no siblings, and have only ever had any sexual relations with my wife. But **consensual** incest is hot, in my fantasy world.
Joe
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### Author:  [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-guilty-pleasures/445568/73 "2008-04-22T15:25:25Z")
[QUOTE=Savannah]
Weather’s weird this spring, eh? Can you believe it _snowed_ yesterday?
I was imagining a little warm rain, instead.
::runs and hides and never posts again::
[/QUOTE]
::lights a cigarette, takes a long thoughtfull drag and releases it with a sigh::
Ah yes, unfortunately in real life the, shall we say “Raincloud” or “Fireman (Firewoman)” is often not in the right state of mind at the time. Both parties really should be open to the experience for maximum pleasures.
Another one of those dark secrets that is best left in the fantasy world.
::sighs again, one more long thoughtfull drag, this time a bit morose. Tosses cigarette on the sidewalk, crushes it with a twist from his gumsole shoe, then with head down and coller up strolls silently beyond the glare of the streetlight, never to be seen again.::
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