# Actually line of dialogue that just occured

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-line-of-dialogue-that-just-occured/33774
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 19, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-line-of-dialogue-that-just-occured/33774 "2000-09-19T19:57:40Z")
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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-line-of-dialogue-that-just-occured/33774/1 "2000-09-19T19:57:40Z")

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Supervisor: I’m going out for some nuts.  
Me: Don’t you think there’s enough nuts in  
this office?  
Supervisor: Yes, but I want some nuts I can eat!  
Me: _choke,choke_

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### Author: ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-line-of-dialogue-that-just-occured/33774/2 "2000-09-19T20:05:19Z")

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You might have a sexual her-ass-ment case here.

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### Author: ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/actually-line-of-dialogue-that-just-occured/33774/3 "2000-09-19T20:24:10Z")

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Reminds me of my favorite inappropriate for the workplace joke.

Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?  
A: Walnuts.  
Q: What do you call nuts on a chest?  
A: Chestnuts.  
Q: What do you call nuts on a chin?  
A: A blow job.