# Ad jingles you still remember

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 3, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949 "2013-03-03T23:43:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/21 "2013-03-04T02:36:33Z")

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All the jingles I know are from 1952-1962. Most people wouldn’t remember them.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/22 "2013-03-04T02:43:54Z")

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With all the beer jingles here (and yes, I certainly remember the Hamms bear):

_Here’s to good friends, tonight is kind of special…  
…tonight, let it be Lowenbrau!_

In addition, I remember every word of the Snoopy toothbrush jingle. I bust that out at work every once in a while. [Good grief, it’s fun to brush your teeth…](http://youtu.be/wtWEKQ54b04)

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**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/23 "2013-03-04T02:45:55Z")

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_Once upon a time there was an engineer,  
Choo-choo charlie was his name we hear.  
He had an engine and he sure had fun;  
He used Good 'n Plenty candy  
To make his train run!_

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/24 "2013-03-04T03:26:41Z")

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“I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.”

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/25 "2013-03-04T03:33:03Z")

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Aamco. Double A (Beep! Beep!) M C O.

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**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/26 "2013-03-04T03:33:04Z")

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[RaaainiEEER BEEeeerrrr…](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qXa9oqKL6E)

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/27 "2013-03-04T03:39:37Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> _Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should_ (Winston cigarettes)

Back in the days when TV variety shows did live commercials, I remember seeing the debut of this commercial on the old Garry Moore show. They brought the guy who wrote the jingle out and he conducted a group of singers and the audience in a sing-along. The group did the song and the audience clapped at the right spot:

Winston tastes good like a (clap,clap) cigarette should.

Turns out he was a mute and couldn’t sing the jingle himself.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/28 "2013-03-04T03:45:40Z")

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Everybody, sing along with me! I bet there’s not a poster in the thread that doesn’t recognize this bit of marketing genius:

Meow meow meow meow  
meow meow meow meow  
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow  
Meow meow meow meow  
meow meow meow meow  
Meow meow meow… MEOW!

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/29 "2013-03-04T03:46:15Z")

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I seem to be the only one of my friends and family that remembers

_Sprite makes better holidays, limon is the reason  
Sprite goes well so many ways to bring you cheer this se-ea-son!_  
I can’t even listen to whatever Christmas song this jingle is set to without thinking of this jingle.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/30 "2013-03-04T03:48:41Z")

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When you’ve bought a new car and want it to last  
Better get on over to [Ziebart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWWCv795Ks4)…fast!  
'Cause Ziebart keeps out rust and grime  
Things that junk a car before its time.

Rustproof treatment’s not the same  
If done by any other name  
Than Ziebart…Ziebart…  
It’s us…or rust!

(1977)

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/31 "2013-03-04T03:57:41Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> All the jingles I know are from 1952-1962. Most people wouldn’t remember them.

You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent?

43 beans in every cup of Nescafé…the all-coffee instant coffee with the let’s-have-another-cup taste?

Scotch Cellophane Tape, for every room-room-room in your home?

Know the real joy of good living…move up to quality, move up to Schlitz?

Stay young and fair and debonair…be sociable…have a Pepsi?

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**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/32 "2013-03-04T03:59:21Z")

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N E S T L E S

Nestle’s makes the very best…

CHOC-LATE

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**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/33 "2013-03-04T04:00:21Z")

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Brush-a brush-a, with the new Ipana…

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/34 "2013-03-04T04:51:54Z")

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This ad has stuck in my mind for 29 years, I guess you could call it successful…

[Kleine GTI](http://youtu.be/3zcm4oS9IaM)

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/35 "2013-03-04T06:16:42Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> All the jingles I know are from 1952-1962. Most people wouldn’t remember them.

Some of us will!

Tobacco tastes best  
When the filter’s recessed  
Smoke Parliament!

Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it some time?  
Muriel, Muriel Cigars!

Just get some Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie,  
It keeps you hair in place.

Bit-O-Honey goes a long, long way  
It’s the chewy candy you don’t have to chew  
Just melt it in your mouth till the nuts pop through.

How are you fixed for blades? Better look!  
Gilette Blue Blades we mean!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/36 "2013-03-04T09:54:11Z")

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Stronger than dirt! New Ajax laundry detergent is …

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**Author:** ![Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harvey_The_Heavy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/37 "2013-03-04T13:09:05Z")

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> [@Peanuthead](#):
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> Those goddamn telephone numbers really stick in your head don’t they?
> 
> National two nine thousand. - Linclon carpets in Chicago
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> Five eight eight two three hundred, Empire! - Empire carpets. Still going strong with a new number. Now it’s: _Eight hundred_, five eight eight…
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> And going waaaaay back: MElrose five five three hundred. - I have no idea what the product is but it goes back to the 1950s in New York City.

Don’t forget _HUdson three two seven hundreeeeeeeed!_ I have no idea what the company was or what they sold, but that is still burned into my brain thirty years after moving away from Chicago.

And you guys do realize that Empire Carpets is no longer a Chicago only thing, right?

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/38 "2013-03-04T13:33:19Z")

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\*(Doo doo doo doo, ooh ooh, ahh ahh…)

It doesn’t matter what comes,  
Fresh goes better in life,  
With Mentos fresh and full of life!

Nothing gets to you,  
Staying fresh, staying cool,  
With Mentos fresh and full of life!

Fresh goes better!  
(Mentos freshness!)  
Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life!\*

Mentos! The Freshmaker!

(I watched a lot of Comedy Central as a kid.)

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**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/39 "2013-03-04T13:34:17Z")

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One that I always remember for inexplicable reasons is:

Eight-O-O  
Three Two Five  
Three Five Three Five!

I have no idea whose number that is but think it was a hotel chain, maybe Hilton. I remember it because it was one of the first 800 numbers.

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-jingles-you-still-remember/651949/40 "2013-03-04T13:56:44Z")

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Brown eggs are local eggs,  
And local eggs are fresh!

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