# Ad Slogans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-slogans/9272>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 22, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-slogans/9272 "2000-03-22T00:08:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ad-slogans/9272/41 "2000-03-27T20:14:00Z")

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“Pepsi Cola hits the spot  
Twelve ounce bottles that’s a lot  
Twice as much for a nickel, too  
Pepsi Cola’s the drink for you.”

"I’d like to teach the world to sing . . . "

“Nine out of ten doctors prefer Chung King Chow Mein.”

“Show us your Pizza Spins pack!”

A little dab’ll do you.

Every boy wants a Remco toy – and so do girls!

Fascination, Remco’s Fascination.  
Fascination, the game we love to play.

The best candy on Earth comes from Mars.

I’d fly to the moon for a Lorna Doone.

You eat the box, too? Sure, it’s the best part.

You’re darn tootin’ I like Fig Newton.

We will sell no wine until we’re paid for it.

The San Francisco treat.

That little old winemaker – me!

My beer is Rheingold the dry beer.  
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer. (NYC and northeast).

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

Floating heads, floating heads . . .

## (For many of these, you should hear the song.)

“What we have here is failure to communicate.” – Strother Martin, anticipating the Internet.

[www.sff.net/people/rothman](http://www.sff.net/people/rothman)

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