# Add a letter to a movie title

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [July 26, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385 "2011-07-26T14:40:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/1 "2011-07-26T14:40:07Z")

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Jawas: Small alien sand people menace a New England town.  
Start Wars: “Anakin, that’s the ugliest getup I’ve ever seen.”  
Roocky: A boxing kangaroo gets a chance to fight the heavyweight champ.  
TerminaToro: Get rid of that bull now!

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### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/2 "2011-07-26T14:44:40Z")

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_Diet Harder_ - lose weight, already!

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### Author: ![Seamack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@Seamack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seamack)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/3 "2011-07-26T14:49:46Z")

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The Goodfather - Whose your daddy?

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### Author: ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/4 "2011-07-26T14:53:47Z")

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The Thingy: Antarctic researchers terrorized by, um, a thingy.

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### Author: ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/5 "2011-07-26T15:02:01Z")

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\*Speedo \*There’s a bomb in my swimsuit…

\*Bratatouille \*When the kids at day care don’t behave, they’re sent to the kitchen for an ultimate time-out.

Kurosawa’s _Bran_ Even Japanese warriors get irregular now and then.

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### Author: ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/6 "2011-07-26T15:05:42Z")

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‘The Ringo’

If you watch him play drums, you die a week later.

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### Author: ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/7 "2011-07-26T15:11:47Z")

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Who Wants to Bed a Millionaire: Young singles try to hook up with rich folks in hopes of producing an 18 year contract.

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### Author: ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/8 "2011-07-26T15:16:30Z")

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‘The Good, The Brad, and the Ugly’.

A nondescript white guy joins in on a search for Confederate gold.

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### Author: ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/9 "2011-07-26T15:21:12Z")

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_Slaw I-VI_: Ugh, and aunt Sally brought the side…

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### Author: ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/10 "2011-07-26T15:23:48Z")

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Contacts: 2 hours of Jodie Foster searching for lost lenses.

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### Author: ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/11 "2011-07-26T15:25:40Z")

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**Closet Encounters of the Third Kind** - all this time, there really were aliens in the wardrobe.

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### Author: ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/12 "2011-07-26T15:28:08Z")

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**Carts** : Anthropomorphic grocery store equipment fight the takeover of their Mom and Pop operation by a national chain of superstores.

Not one of Pixars best efforts.

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### Author: ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/13 "2011-07-26T15:29:06Z")

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Chinotown (Chinatown): Staff at an outlet pants store fall in love, break up, and find themselves.

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### Author: ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/14 "2011-07-26T15:31:09Z")

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_Yeast of Eden_ – Eve’s figleaf causes problems

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### Author: ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/15 "2011-07-26T15:34:57Z")

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URP: Disney/PIXAR’s adventure about a crotchety old man sailing away to distant lands in a balloon-lofted house fails to take into account his weak stomach…and the complete lack of air-sickness pills to be had!

The Quiet Moan: Maybe John Wayne and Maureen O’Hara didn’t take nearly so long to consummate their marriage as the movie originally called for – they just kept things much more off-camera, with hints barely perceptible, as perhaps befitted the sensibilities of the times.

The Princess Bridle: Only one man could claim the heart (and the obediance!) of the feisty Buttercup (an equestrian name if I ever heard one!). What REALLY happened between these two young lovers, sequestered away in the stables for hours at a time?

Hmmm. 'Twould seem I’m looking for certain things in coming up with my own suggestions for this thread – things perhaps better left unexamined. Move along! Nothing to see here! 😃

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### Author: ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/16 "2011-07-26T15:39:30Z")

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**Mystic Driver** : Tom Cruise stars as a NASCAR professional who doubles as a paranormal investigator. Co-starring Queen Latifah in the #900 Miss Cleo Chevrolet.

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### Author: ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/17 "2011-07-26T16:31:36Z")

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_Maid Max_ A leather-clad housekeeper cleans up post-apocalyptic Australia.

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### Author: ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/18 "2011-07-26T16:42:41Z")

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Hit submit too soon…

\*Baitman \*The Caped Crusader goes fishing

_Ex-Men: First Class_ Follow four people in their swanky journey through gender-reassignment surgery

_Harry Potter and the Deathly Shallows_ For a small child, even two inches of water is enough to drown in.

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### Author: ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/19 "2011-07-26T17:18:55Z")

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Can we do TV as well? 'Cause I’ve got an idea for a show about the world’s leading forensic priapologist:

_Boners_. Coming soon on FOXY!

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### Author: ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/20 "2011-07-26T17:23:41Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> \*Baitman \*The Caped Crusader goes fishing.

**Supperman** - A strange visitor from another planet displays powers, abilities and an appetite beyond those of mortal men.

**Thorn** - An old Norse god transported to present-day America teaches the natives the Old Norse alphabet.

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