# Add a letter to a movie title **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 26, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385 "2011-07-26T14:40:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/81 "2011-07-27T21:27:14Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > **Shaving Private Ryan:** An infantryman visits a barber college. The sequel to this film is _Guess Who’s Combing to Dinner_. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/82 "2011-07-27T21:48:57Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > **Me** - starring Peter Lorre as an egotistical child murderer. AM – Peter Lorre only kills before noon. FM – Peter Lorre, the radio announcer as killer. Ma – Peter Lorre’s mother is the killer. MP – Peter Lorre goes to Westminster. Om – Peter Lorre turns to Buddhism. PM – Peter Lorre only kills after noon. SM – Peter Lorre gets really nasty. ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/83 "2011-07-28T12:33:03Z")
**Born on the 14th July** - happy Bastille Day! **Bjorn on the 4th July** - a Norwegian enjoys the American celebrations on his summer vacation. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/84 "2011-07-28T13:19:00Z")
> [@ministryman](#): > > _ **The Men Who Stare at Goatse -** _ NO explanation is necessary. The first time I saw the actual title of this movie I thought this is what it said. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/85 "2011-07-28T14:01:57Z")
_Doug Day Afternoon_ - former animated TV star gets involved in a bank hostage situation. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/86 "2011-07-28T14:05:36Z")
_B.E.T - The Extra Terrestrial_ Alien takes over a Las Vegas Casino ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/87 "2011-07-28T14:05:51Z")
_ **The Seven Year Bitch** _–Hmm…several ways to go on this one, I’ll let you decide. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/88 "2011-07-28T14:07:39Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > _B.E.T - The Extra Terrestrial_ Alien takes over a Las Vegas Casino or starts a Black Entertainment empire. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/89 "2011-07-28T17:00:42Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > _Marty Poppins_ – The Banks family knew they should have stuck with a traditional female nanny. Starring Martin Short Nice. But you appear to have overlooked Paddy Chayefsky’s take on the story: \*What do you wanna do tonight, Jane? I dunno. Whadda you wanna do tonight, Michael? I dunno. Whadda you wanna do tonight, Bert? I dunno. Whadda you wanna do tonight, Uncle Albert?\* ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unexpected\_Okapi\_Debacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_unexpected_okapi_debacle/32/7702_2.png) [@The\_Unexpected\_Okapi\_Debacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unexpected_Okapi_Debacle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/90 "2011-07-28T18:24:58Z")
_ **The Hobo Bit** _ - Touching story of a dragon and the diminutive transient with a serious case of lockjaw permanently clamped to his left buttock. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/91 "2011-07-28T18:35:29Z")
**The Women** - Damian’s mother was a real bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/92 "2011-07-28T18:44:16Z")
**Batman Beguines** - the Caped Crusader does a slow rumba. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/93 "2011-07-28T18:44:17Z")
Made Men - mob flick Maid Men - short lived sitcom involving an all male domestic cleaning service Mead Men - documentary about guys who ferment honey Mad Omen - SyFy original movie Mad Mend - HGTV’s 100 worst DIY moments ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/94 "2011-07-28T18:55:59Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > Om – Peter Lorre turns to Buddhism. I almost posted “ **Om** - a Bollywood interpretation of _Othello_.” ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/95 "2011-07-28T20:32:26Z")
**Pink Floyd’s The Wall-E** – Dark tale of a 'bot with mommy issues ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/96 "2011-07-28T20:54:15Z")
_Day off the Dead_ - Relaxing between gigs with Jerry Garcia ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/97 "2011-07-28T22:52:23Z")
_Erection_ - High School teacher can’t lose his - penis ensues ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/98 "2011-07-29T00:05:08Z")
> [@Labtrash](#): > > _Erection_ - High School teacher can’t lose his - penis ensues Foul! If this is supposed to be a take-off on ‘Election’, you ain’t playin’ right. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/99 "2011-07-29T00:52:59Z")
**Star Warts** – _The description is omitted out of a kindly regard for the sensitivities of the readers._ **Batman and Robing** – The Caped Crusader does a P.S.A. on the importance of good costuming. Bending the rule past the breaking point, but it had to be done: **KTHXBA1138** **Dan, Tony, and Cleopatra** – Married to the Queen of Egypt, Tony is in Denial about her affair with his best friend/erstwhile gay lover Dan. **Kingly Ear** – Comedy of a deposed monarch turned psychological counselor **The Teen Commandments** – Religious Right indoctrination film for adolescents **The Tent Commandments** – Ten safety tips for campers, narrated by Charlton Heston **Ion the Beach!** – After nuclear holocaust, Aussie scientists discover that they can prevent fallout by an electrostatic charge along the entire shore of the continent. Now it’s a race against time… **Won the Beach** – Contest winner receives an unusual prize. **Batman Baggins** – A caped hobbit sets out to defeat Sauron using only his wits, the darkness, and the contents of his utility belt. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-letter-to-a-movie-title/590385/100 "2011-07-29T01:54:29Z")
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