# Add-A-Verse Blues **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 12, 2002, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616 "2002-05-12T10:44:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/21 "2002-05-19T21:08:57Z")
My job is tough and I work hard, but I’m grateful for employment. Yeah I’m a slave, my job is rough; at least I got employment. Now my workday’s done, it’s time for fun But I’m too tired for enjoyment. * * * Tennessee “Hurtin’ Liver” Hippie P.S. to **BottledBlondJeanie** …your lyrics are arousing and your profile is intriguing. E me sometime. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/22 "2002-05-20T17:29:38Z")
I been so sad an’ lonely, Lord, I’m down on my luck. Yeah, I been so sad an’ lonely; I’m down on my luck. Lord, please send me a purty woman– One that likes to…uh…kiss. * * * _preferably from the South but with teeth in her mouth,_ Tennessee “Hurtin’ Liver” Hippie ---
**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/23 "2002-05-20T20:28:42Z")
Learning to play the gee-tar Trying to strum and play Learning to play the gee-tar baby But my fingers get in the way! ---
**Author:** ![Rubicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58f4c7/32.png) [@Rubicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubicon)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/24 "2002-05-20T21:53:35Z")
Sittin’ in my office Really gots to pee But the john is too far gone The walk’s over two hunnert feet So I crosses my legs I jiggles my feet I squirm and I squirm But I don’t leave my seat That’s cuz’ I’m lazy, woman I jes hope it ain’t too late That’s right I’m lazy, ol’ hoss Too lazy to urinate ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/25 "2002-05-22T00:54:16Z")
Here we go again: it’s the story of my life. Here we go again: it’s the story of my life. This lovely gal comes on to me… But she’s someone else’s wife. * * * good at backdoor escapes, Tennessee “Hurtin’ Liver” Hippie ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/26 "2002-05-22T02:21:45Z")
Woke up this mornin’ The Blues was sittin’ on my face Yeaaa, woke up this mornin’ And them Blues was sittin’ on my face I thought I had em about licked But I had to get on up and joiiiinnn the human race. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/27 "2002-05-22T04:14:45Z")
I’m feelin’ sad and weary. Feel like I’m in a rut. That man I been lovin’, Won’t let me near his butt. He gives me all his kisses, And all his dicky too. But he won’t give me no booty, To chase away these blues. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![dunne\_u.wurrie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@dunne\_u.wurrie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dunne_u.wurrie)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/28 "2002-05-22T05:33:44Z")
Readin’ these here poems, you know you just can’t beat it, Readin’ these here poems, you know you just can’t beat it, But that post from Ms. Hillbilly, It made me wish I didn’t read it. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/29 "2002-05-22T19:17:03Z")
Them Anal Blues by **hillbilly queen** I really didn’t mind. So she’s a little kinky-- the gal’s still mighty kind. If she ever got the notion to come and visit me The **queen** is always welcome to play with my behind. * * * I wanna be your Backdoor Man, Tennessee “Hurtin’ Liver” Hippie ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/30 "2002-05-22T20:57:46Z")
I need I say I need me a fix- I need it real bad- started Weight Watchers on Monday a coupla apples is all I done had I got the starvin’ and it’s only 5 pm BLUUUUUUEEEEESSSSSS ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/31 "2002-05-22T21:04:34Z")
woke up dis mornin’ soft pecker in my hand baby said she’s gonna leave for a fully funk-shun-al man, got them hung-down, brung-down, lo-down no good can’t-get-a-hard-on blues. ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/32 "2002-05-22T23:48:09Z")
I’m feeling full and stuffed Too much steak and onion I think I’m gonna puke i’ve got those overeatin blues. A little ice cream I did eat. A bit of apple pie. A plateful of caesar salad. a half gallon of milk. I’ve got those overeatin blues. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/33 "2002-05-23T19:29:17Z")
First night that we met, you said I was good-lookin’ First time I fixed you dinner, you said you loved my cookin’ But now you up an’ gone, babe And left me sad an’ shooken. You cried me a river and I cried a river, too You cried me a river and I cried a river, too Yeah, you cried me a river, babe Cuz I fried a liver for you. * * * Tennessee “D.T.” McGhee ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/34 "2002-05-23T21:11:01Z")
All this time gone by, I done avoided this thread Fo reasons I don’t know why, I done avoided this thread And now that I clicked on that link My cookies done marked it “read” ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/35 "2002-05-24T03:14:39Z")
it’s startin’ to get to me, I’m feelin’ low as dirt it’s startin’ to get to me, I’m feelin’ low as dirt ain’t no woman to hold an’ love me I be sad an’ sick an’ hurt. * * * Peace and Love to All, Tennessee “Blue Balls” Johnson ---
**Author:** ![caffeine\_overdose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@caffeine\_overdose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caffeine_overdose)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/36 "2002-05-24T05:17:15Z")
My baby she just changes her mind My baby she just changes her mind She don’t know if she wants to love me but she spends my money all the time ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/37 "2002-05-24T05:37:43Z")
I like shagging sheep I like shagging sheep I’ve got those… sheep shagging blues I like to drive them home I like to hear them moan I like to shag them in my car I like to hear them baaaaaaa… I like shagging sheep I like shagging sheep I’ve got those… sheep shagging bluuuues! (I swear I did not write this! Copyright belongs to an English bloke I met. When we used to drink, he would break out the guitar and and this song. Classic!) ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/38 "2002-05-24T05:57:16Z")
I’m gettin’ ready (da-da-da-da-dum)- ready to go to bed I got so much goin’ (da-da-da-da-dum) - goin’ on in my head don’t know if I can sleep - but sleepin’s what I need gotta work in the mornin’ - gotta make some green… Yeah-eh - I’m off to - dream - dream - dream hope I find what I need dream - dream - dream make me some green dream - dream - dream… dream - dream - dream… ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/39 "2002-05-24T09:47:35Z")
It’s a quarter to six and I got no clues. It’s a quarter to six and I got no clues. I’m hooked on this thread But I got no tunes in my head– Got the early mornin’ Writer’s Block Blues. * * * y’all have a good day, Tennessee “Achin’ Bones” Jones ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/40 "2002-05-24T17:59:27Z")
Hangin on the boards, wrote the funniest post you ever seen Hit submit reply the server burps and wipes the whole thing clean I got those slow SDMB blues… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616.md?page=3)