# Add-A-Verse Blues **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 12, 2002, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616 "2002-05-12T10:44:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/41 "2002-05-25T19:22:34Z")
**Heaven’s Kitchen Blues** My woman feeds me breast and thigh, so good it makes me moan. My woman feeds me breast and thigh, so good it makes me moan. I gobble up her honey pie; she sucks the marrow from my bone. * * * turn up the flame, Tennessee “Sizzlin’ Meat” Cook ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/42 "2002-05-25T23:10:40Z")
Sometimes I wish I was single. And not part of a double. If I keep readin’ these post from that **hippie** man, It’s gonna get me in trouble. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/43 "2002-05-26T00:56:11Z")
I been lonely and been horny…really in a rut. I been lonely and been horny…really in a rut. Then along comes **hillbilly queen** Talking ‘bout playin’ with some butt. Now listen to me, y’all, I ain’t no heartbreaker. And I don’t intend to be no goddamn homebreaker. But if **h.q.**'s ever free, You damn right I would take 'er. * * * gotta be honest, Tennessee “Flirtin’ Fool” Ferguson ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/44 "2002-05-26T01:02:53Z")
I been lonely and been horny…really in a rut. I been lonely and been horny…really in a rut. Then along comes **hillbilly queen** Talking ‘bout playin’ with some butt. Now listen to me, y’all, I ain’t no heartbreaker. And I don’t intend to be no goddamn homebreaker. But if **h.q.**'s ever free, You damn right I would take 'er. * * * gotta be honest, Tennessee “Flirtin’ Fool” Ferguson ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/45 "2002-05-26T19:24:52Z")
Sorry about the double post. I guess the Blues Bug got me. You know how a blues song usually repeats the first line. Or sometimes the last line. Or sometimes the last line. * * * Love to All, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/46 "2002-05-26T20:39:08Z")
I done been off work for an hour. Yeah, done been off work for an hour. I try to survive Keepin’ this thread alive But I may fall asleep in the shower. * * * Peace, Tennessee “don’t know Blues from Limericks” Hipster ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/47 "2002-05-27T19:10:17Z")
. . . . . . . . . . Honey, spread your legs-- lemme dive in there an’ lick it. Honey, spread your legs-- lemme dive in there an’ lick it. An’ if you want some rock-hard lovin’, babe, Just tell me where to stick it. * * * I’m only depraved on account of being deprived, Tennessee "Big Ol’ " Johnson ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/48 "2002-05-27T23:03:58Z")
Well, there’s a Hippie down in TN, I thought I’d get to see. Lord, there’s a Hippie down in TN, I thought I’d get to see. But the boss man said “You’re stayin’ put till we work out what we need.” CJ (IOTW, I’m not going to Memphis for a while yet.) ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/49 "2002-05-28T03:10:48Z")
Oh lordy, that man’s done it again. To **TN\*hippie** this is ode, After that last verse he posted, I’m gonna need a shower that’s cold. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/50 "2002-05-28T03:12:03Z")
Once married a gal from Memphis, must be coincidental. Once married a gal from Memphis, must be coincidental. Cuz this hot babe I be flirtin’ with Is a Memphis POTENTIAL. Sadly, I now live at the other end of the state. * * * love each other, Tennessee “Outa Place” Flannigan ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/51 "2002-05-28T12:26:13Z")
The **hillbilly queen** done threw in a verse The **hillbilly queen** done threw in a verse 'Bout that cold shower thing… For me, babe, it only makes it worse. * * * I’ve fallen and I can’t get DOWN, Tennessee “Priapism” Goodlove ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/52 "2002-05-28T17:21:09Z")
That gal I got a crush on won’t let me be her honey. That gal I got a crush on won’t let me be her honey. She says I got the goods, But see, he has the money. * * * bluesy love to everyone, Tennessee “John E.B.” Goode ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/53 "2002-05-28T22:36:20Z")
Playstation, computer, and t.v. All goin’ at one time. If I step on another lego. I’m gonna loose my mind. Three more hours 'til his bedtime, When I can finally sit down. If anybody wants me, In the bubble-bath, I’ll be found. I got the bluuuuues, The school’s out, summertime blues. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/54 "2002-05-29T19:05:31Z")
Miss Queen, I’m sorry ya got those busy mama troubles Miss Queen, I’m sorry ya got those busy mama troubles I just wish I could join you And splash 'round in those bubbles. * * * good clean fun, Tennessee “Soapy” Waters ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/55 "2002-05-30T00:35:47Z")
Hippie, this game has been fun. No words can ever tell. I invite you to push my little button. The one that says email. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/56 "2002-06-01T00:58:49Z")
This gal (I’ll call her **royalty hick** ) Is a charming and sexy lil’ chick. I don’t know her well But she makes my heart swell And also pumps up my…_um_…ego. * * * Peace, Tennessee “Bluesy” Lem Rick ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/57 "2002-06-01T03:57:15Z")
🙂🙂🙂 …um… wasn’t that a limerick? ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/58 "2002-06-01T04:36:35Z")
Yeah, babe, I done admit it before. Yeah, babe, I done admit it before. Limericks are risky-- bad as hard dope or whiskey… I’m _addicted_…Down on this Killin’ Floor. * * * Y’all take care now, Tennessee “Black Irish” McJones ---
**Author:** ![weborator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@weborator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/weborator)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/59 "2002-06-12T00:44:53Z")
They call me weborator, I’m a spamming man Yea, they call me weborator now baby I’m a spamming man Won’t you visit my website Without you there, Lord it just ain’t right. ---
**Author:** ![Fatwater\_Fewl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4491bb/32.png) [@Fatwater\_Fewl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fatwater_Fewl)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/60 "2002-06-12T06:59:54Z")
You used to be my baby yeah, you used to be my sun but you turned into a supernova 'cause I didn’t like your fun You charred me into cinders baby, you left me gray as ash when you turned into a supernova and burned up all my cash Then you just faded, baby left me nothing to hold the supernova dissipated and things got real damn cold Now I got ice in my feet ice in my hands ice in my knees and mouth my tongue cracks apart when I ask why my heart’s a glacier now But I got me a new job as a freelance freezer for some ol boys down south laying on my hands makes people die 'cause my heart’s a glacier now ## So come on down and visit and baby, bring your man I got no hard feelings left, baby I just want to shake your hands That was fun. John [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616.md?page=4)