# Add-A-Verse Blues

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 12, 2002, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616 "2002-05-12T10:44:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/61 "2002-06-12T10:19:43Z")

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Beans, beans - The musical fruit…

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/62 "2002-06-13T15:57:09Z")

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I came into this thread talkin’ about rear end.  
Yeah, I entered this thread talkin’ 'bout rear end.  
I still can’t get no booty,  
But I found a new friend.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/63 "2002-06-13T17:30:15Z")

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A raise or promotion  
Woulda been heaven sent  
If I cash out some PTO  
I might be able to pay my rent.

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/64 "2002-06-13T20:14:42Z")

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Lord, I’m always weak and sleepy-- so tired I could weep.  
Yeah, I’m always weak and sleepy-- so tired I could weep.  
I guess it’s cuz I _drink and smoke_ instead of _eat and sleep._

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Love to y’all,  
Tennessee “Chronic Fatigue” Redeye

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**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-a-verse-blues/108616/65 "2002-06-13T21:28:58Z")

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Made this up the other night, while in class, listening to Barry Van Wie’s [Scuffle Shuffle Blues](http://barryvanwie.com/blues.cfm?product_name=Scuffle+Shuffle+Blues) cd:

I got those aquacize blues, baby  
Don’t know when this class will end  
I got those aquacize blues, baby  
You know my suit is wearing thin  
Miss Suzette makes us do crunches… and then we do them all again…

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