# Add my name to the FUCK YOU MANHATTAN petition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 9, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744 "2003-06-09T23:46:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/1 "2003-06-09T23:46:40Z")

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Okay, I don’t have time to express my thoughts and outrage but I must STRONGLY express that manhattan’s reasonings (to say nothing of his attitude!) for closing my thread instead of moving it to GD (link below). I have to go now to watch and see if the Ducks really do win tonight, as I have foreseen, or if I have to revise my theories a bit.

So everyone, pray for the Ducks!! They are fighting the Devils, after all…(more later)

Oh, and Achenar, if you’re reading this, I have no problem at all with what you said, in fact I laughed when I read your post. I know full well that my theories are FAR left field, and I accept that and even enjoy it. But it’s a far different thing to say you disagree than to call a person “STUPID”, especially from someone supposedly in a position of authority who INSULTS SOMEONE’S RELIGION, breaking the very rule he’s supposed to uphold!

I will definitely be reporting manhattan to all the admins over this. But I don’t have time to get pissed right now…I have a game to watch and enjoy.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&forumid=5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&forumid=5)

P.S. Get well soon, Lynn!!!

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/2 "2003-06-09T23:51:33Z")

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That link goes to the Pit forum, no thread specified. Which thread are we supposed to read?

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/3 "2003-06-09T23:54:45Z")

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That’d be [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189586), in which **Manhattan** ends with the remark:

> [@](#):
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> I’m not. **KGS** , your beliefs are stupid, this is not a General Question and you need not use a spoiler box to obscure your guess about the hockey game.
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> This thread is closed.

I gotta say, I agree. I think it’s stupid to say that you should have to use a spoiler box because you have a premonition that a certain team will win a sporting event.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/4 "2003-06-09T23:55:28Z")

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There’s a petition now?

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/5 "2003-06-09T23:57:02Z")

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[This one.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189586)

Biff?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/6 "2003-06-09T23:58:09Z")

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Not only that, there’s a torchlight procession scheduled for 10 p.m., or whenever the hockey game is over.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/7 "2003-06-09T23:58:46Z")

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My apologies, **KGS** – you’re right of course. At some point in the future humans will band together to deflect a meteor, which meteor will travel back in time to crash a Space Shuttle and make the Ducks win the Stanley Cup. Oh, and _The Matrix_ is prophesy, not a movie.

Stupidity is not a religion.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/8 "2003-06-10T00:00:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by KGS \*  
> **But it’s a far different thing to say you disagree than to call a person “STUPID”, especially from someone supposedly in a position of authority who INSULTS SOMEONE’S RELIGION, breaking the very rule he’s supposed to uphold!**

Well, yeah, generally, but your beliefs, if they’re as you represented them, are pretty stupid. I mean, your question was, boiled down:  
“Should I use a spoiler box to post future results that I claim to have seen in a vision, even though I haven’t given anyone any objective reason to believe my visions are accurate?”

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/9 "2003-06-10T00:05:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by manhattan \*  
> \*\*Stupidity is not a religion. \*\*

**Manny** , if you’re going to be like that, I’m not letting you in the Pyramid of Protection.

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**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/10 "2003-06-10T00:05:55Z")

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Dude, **The Matirx** is a movie. Pretend. Not real. Fiction.

If they Ducks win it is only because I fliped a coin. Heads the Ducks win, tails they lose.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/11 "2003-06-10T00:09:23Z")

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Well, **I** , for one, am going to predict the future.The Ducks will win the cup.Also,The Devils will win the cup.One of those predictions is true. I put a false one in there too, just so I won’t cause a breakdown in the worldwide economy when everyone bets on the winner. I do this for you.

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/12 "2003-06-10T00:09:57Z")

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**manhattan** is now my personal hero. If I used a sig, I would put “Stupidity is not a religion” in it.

I agree he was a bit abrasive, but what do you expect from posting stupid stuff in GQ?

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/13 "2003-06-10T00:14:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by manhattan \*  
> Stupidity is not a religion.

Classic. Well done, sir, on both the threadkilling and the quip!

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/14 "2003-06-10T00:15:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by manhattan \*
> 
> Stupidity is not a religion.

Manny: [Are you sure?](http://www.worldnetdaily.com/)

:rolleyes:

😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/15 "2003-06-10T00:15:43Z")

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_…sigh…_  
where is **BZOOOOOOO** when you need him?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/16 "2003-06-10T00:20:21Z")

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I feel for you **KGS**. The question was kinda, um, I’ll just say it was posted in the wrong forum because I don’t want to offend you or your religion. And then **manny** came and was mean and rude to you.

The fucking bastard. He looks like Evil Jesus IRL and he frightens me. Bone-chilling, goosebumb inducing fright. Fright that visits me n the middle of the night bringing along dreams and visions. The kind that makes me sweaty and tingly all over and makes my breast heave and my thighs tremble. . . uhm, what’s this thread about again?

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/17 "2003-06-10T00:23:40Z")

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Trying to make the world turn backwards so he can go back in time, and wondering what sound it would make.

He’s also watching Visa commercials and deciding that identical twins don’t _really_ resemble each other.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/18 "2003-06-10T00:25:59Z")

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::pumps fists into the air::

I _will_ get to retire in this century!

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/19 "2003-06-10T00:30:06Z")

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Nope. because I’m about to open a **Clodfire** thread, just for the hell of it.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/add-my-name-to-the-fuck-you-manhattan-petition/180744/20 "2003-06-10T00:33:29Z")

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curse both you, **Exgineer** _and_ the coding gods!

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