# adding new smilies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [May 10, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297 "2002-05-10T15:54:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/41 "2002-05-13T05:57:03Z")

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Enderw24 - I wouldn’t recommend that because my webpage probably won’t be there forever and those threads would be confusing in the future.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/42 "2002-05-13T06:36:43Z")

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For the love of all that is good, no one draw a ::d&r:: smiley. Thank heavens the submission period is over.

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/43 "2002-05-13T10:28:52Z")

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God help us all.

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**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/44 "2002-05-13T12:36:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kabbes \*  
> God help us all.

That’s it!! We need a smiley to represent this sentiment. Lord knows I think this to myself often enough while browsing the SDMB.

Oh wait… I neither use nor like the use of smileys.

Never mind.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/45 "2002-05-13T14:29:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \*  
> \*\*Enderw24 - I wouldn’t recommend that because my webpage probably won’t be there forever and those threads would be confusing in the future. \*\*

[#28](http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/smpoll1/)

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/46 "2002-05-13T14:33:52Z")

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You whooshed me?!? #18

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/47 "2002-05-13T15:40:53Z")

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Due to a misunderstanding about the number of smilies to be added, a poster has withdrawn his/her submissions, so there ist still time to submit more smilies. I should have been more clear in my original post, but as I stated above in my answer to White Lightning, we are only adding one at a time.  
The [current list](http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/smpoll1/).

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/48 "2002-05-13T16:11:06Z")

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P.S. The submission period will end either at the time mentioned in the OP: 24 May 2002 24:00 (12 midnight - PDT - California, USA Daylight Savings Time), or when we reach 50 submissions, whichever occurs first.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/49 "2002-05-13T18:55:42Z")

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There are two threads in IMHO related to the smiley poll:  
[Statisticians or electoral process specialists - question on polling](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=114877)

[Pre-smiley poll debate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=114883)

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/50 "2002-05-13T19:12:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Achernar \*  
> \*\*If anyone has any ideas for smileys but lacks the time or talent to draw them, I’d love to try my hand at it, even though I don’t have any clever ideas. Anyone? Thanks. \*\*

How about a Drool smiley, a la Homer Simpson? Y’know like, “Mmmm…donuts…_drool_”

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/51 "2002-05-13T21:35:45Z")

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I’m probably laying myself wide open to ridicule here, but the caveman smiley looks a bit like a Jesus smiley to me

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/52 "2002-05-13T23:17:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Achernar \*  
> \*\*If anyone has any ideas for smileys but lacks the time or talent to draw them, I’d love to try my hand at it, even though I don’t have any clever ideas. Anyone? Thanks. \*\*

Hey! Combine the “caveman” smilie and smashie and instant OG Smash! smilie (alternatively, you could give him a mallet and make him look like Lawrence Oliver in _Clash of the Titans_)

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/53 "2002-05-16T02:57:17Z")

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I just sent a file off to **Arnold** , so you all can quit discussing this now. All of you will love what I sent in and there will be no further debate once it is posted.

However, if I could enlist someone’s help… I have an idea for the greatest emoticon ever, but it is beyond my capabilities as an artist.

So if anyone would like to take a crack at “bloody homicidal clown-ish,” by all means please do so.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/54 "2002-05-16T17:50:48Z")

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> I’m probably laying myself wide open to ridicule here, but the caveman smiley looks a bit like a Jesus smiley to me

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought so. On the other hand, it might be a nice counterpoint to ;j.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/55 "2002-05-16T18:10:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sofa King \*  
> I just sent a file off to **Arnold** , so you all can quit discussing this now.

Sofa King, you’re such a kidder that I don’t know if you really sent me a smiley or not. I didn’t see anything in my inbox.

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**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/56 "2002-05-16T19:03:20Z")

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Is there any need for an alien smilie _and_ a martian smilie? Perhaps those two should be paired up like other similar ones…

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/57 "2002-05-16T19:31:39Z")

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Yo La Tengo - not all aliens are from Mars! Go post that in the IMHO thread discussing the new smilies (see link on page 1 of this thread) and see if the authors agree. I personally think they should be separate.

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/58 "2002-05-16T20:22:54Z")

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You didn’t get my smileys? I’ll send it again tonight.

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/59 "2002-05-16T20:24:30Z")

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This makes me feel bloody homicidal clown-ish, by the way.

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**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adding-new-smilies/108297/60 "2002-05-16T22:17:46Z")

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> _Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried_  
> **Yo La Tengo - not all aliens are from Mars! Go post that in the IMHO thread discussing the new smilies (see link on page 1 of this thread) and see if the authors agree. I personally think they should be separate.**

True, they’re not the same thing, but when would a martian smilie “make sense” when an alien one would not?  
Oh forget it. I give up.

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