# Adebaran is still a mindumbingly inane fucking asshole.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 25, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508 "2003-10-25T16:49:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/1 "2003-10-25T16:49:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Forgot to ask: anyone interested in some pictures showing the murders comitted by that terrorist nation during the invasion?
> 
> You are so incredible peaceful bloodthursty… So maybe I should give you some reason for a bit of celebrations in the weekend?  
> What do you want… Children with their head blown off? Children with their limbs teared off? Children burned alive?  
> Will that make your day?
> 
> Just ask, I’ll give it to you.  
> Salaam. A  
> Always at service for the needing

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=219393](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=219393)  
It’s amazing. Truly. He NEVER stops. The same stupid bullshit - OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. He’s like **december** on a bad day without Thorazine.

:rolleyes:

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### Author: ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/2 "2003-10-25T16:51:04Z")

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> And by the way: Seen the election circus and the serious doubts about the outcome of that ridiculous play, I consider GW Bush an illigitimate leader of the USA. Does that mean that I can form some organisation and start plotting to plot to overthrow him in the name of "democracy?  
> Or do you believe only the US formed, US based and US controlled terrorist organisation which is widely known as the CIA has the God given Right to do such things on a global scale.

:rolleyes:

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### Author: ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/3 "2003-10-25T18:07:52Z")

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Yeah, we all know. Just have fun with him. He’s actually quite entertaining - but dont’ go too far in baiting him, since that’s not really kosher on the boards.

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### Author: ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/4 "2003-10-25T18:12:46Z")

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I know too, that’s why I said “Still.” This is my second Aldebaran pitting, his fifth.

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### Author: ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/5 "2003-10-25T19:35:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Neurotik \*  
> \*\*Yeah, we all know. Just have fun with him. He’s actually quite entertaining - but dont’ go too far in baiting him, since that’s not really kosher on the boards. \*\*

Aldi’s many things, but he’s certainly not kosher.

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### Author: ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/6 "2003-10-25T19:59:25Z")

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I imagine he’ll pop up now and describe _halal_ in condescending detail.

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### Author: ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/7 "2003-10-25T20:17:04Z")

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Fionn: And wrong too, no doubt.

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### Author: ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/8 "2003-10-25T20:17:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*I know too, that’s why I said “Still.” This is my second Aldebaran pitting, his fifth. \*\*

Why pit him a second time? When you did it the last time, wasn’t it [The ULTIMATE Aldebaran Pitting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=210750)? What is there to add?

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### Author: ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/9 "2003-10-25T20:59:33Z")

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Don’t worry guys, he will be in here shortly to tell us all how we’re childish about how we pitted him.

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### Author: ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/10 "2003-10-25T21:19:34Z")

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I did think he had a point in his opening post there.

I was hoping he and Daisy would start going at it _mano a mano_, or perhaps _typo a typo_, which is particularly appropriate when Alde really gets his knickers in a twist.

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### Author: ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/11 "2003-10-25T22:17:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*  
> \*\*Aldi’s many things, but he’s certainly not kosher. \*\*

- Grabs brib and cuttlery \* Good thing I’m not Jewish.

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### Author: ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/12 "2003-10-25T23:14:00Z")

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From now on, the GREAT AND DREAD CTHULHU demands that the word bib here on be referred to as a brib. Or else I will send deep ones to eat your children.

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### Author: ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/13 "2003-10-25T23:52:00Z")

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You could hold your own \*typo a typo \* with anyone.

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### Author: ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/14 "2003-10-26T00:45:05Z")

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I have hope for **alde**.

Be patient. Keep working with him.

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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/15 "2003-10-26T00:54:09Z")

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One thing about our sudden influx of wild-eyed Muslim fundies . . . They _really_ make me appreciate our wild-eyed _Christian_ fundies!

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### Author: ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/16 "2003-10-26T00:54:19Z")

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In re: the OP, you wanna give us an update on Francisco Franco while you’re at it?

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### Author: ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/17 "2003-10-26T01:15:27Z")

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Now he’s debating “I’m a better Muslim than you, asswipe” with some other fervent prophet named **AlahAkbar**. This promises to be highly entertaining.

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### Author: ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/18 "2003-10-26T01:25:23Z")

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I predict **AlahAkbar** will not last long.

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### Author: ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/19 "2003-10-26T01:26:59Z")

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In re: the OP, you wanna give us an update on Francisco Franco while you’re at it?  
Who the fuck is that?

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### Author: ![Jabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@Jabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jabba)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adebaran-is-still-a-mindumbingly-inane-fucking-asshole/209508/20 "2003-10-26T01:42:13Z")

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[General](http://www.iwm.org.uk/collections/books/bookfaq29.htm) [Francisco](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Franco) [Franco](http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/general_francisco_franco.htm).

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