# Admin's  Attitude Towards People Who Can't Afford $5

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 20, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404 "2004-03-20T15:57:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/41 "2004-03-23T01:34:19Z")

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> [@OneYogini](#):
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> So then, Cranky, what you’re saying is that when you read…
> 
> [cut because we’ve all read it]  
> …you “get from it” that this is an “argument” to make the SDMB free? Because if so, what I say stands…for fuck’s sake!! Oy!! What is argumentative about the quote???
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> :rolleyes:
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> I too agree…let’s all be friends, hold hands, sing kumbaya, light a candle, pray for world peace, do a rain dance, shake a stick, smoke what you got and live and let live. 😃

If you’ve got any interest in peace and “live and let live,” this Doper recommends your fingers further away from the rolleyes smiley. Fewer “fuck yous” and “fuck you dumbshit” personally addresed to me (and others) might also be in order.

I’ll concede your point. Cheeky Monkey was not, in fact, arguing that the SDMB shouldn’t charge to post. She was arguing that there are poor downtrodden people who will no longer be posting, and the moderators offended her by callously addressing people who felt that $5 os too expensive.

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**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/42 "2004-03-23T01:53:24Z")

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Quote by Cranky “I’ll concede your point.”

Thank you sir.

And as to your recommendations…I’ll take them into consideration. However, you should consider that I might have chosen to use language that was in order for the Pit. I do not regularly use such verbage on the undeserving or in other areas of the SDMB.

Namaste. Yogini 🙂

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/43 "2004-03-23T02:33:13Z")

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> [@OneYogini](#):
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> Quote by Cranky “I’ll concede your point.”
> 
> Thank you sir.

She’s a woman.

> [@](#):
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> Namaste. Yogini 🙂

Yogini sees the divinity in you, but also invites you to fuck off. I’m going to bring this up to my yoga class tomorrow and see how it flies.

being in the pit doesn’t require foul language. No one forced you to insult Cranky.

You see, I may be a yogi, but I wouldn’t dare sign my posts with yogic principles unless I was well accustomed to reflecting them in my time on the boards.

And when you gather up your hate to respond to me remember this:

When someone points at the moon, look at the moon, not the finger.

Namaste.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/44 "2004-03-23T02:36:49Z")

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> [@OneYogini](#):
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> Quote by Cranky “I’ll concede your point.”
> 
> Thank you sir.  
> However, you should consider that I might have chosen to use language that was in order for the Pit. I do not regularly use such verbage on the undeserving or in other areas of the SDMB.
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> Namaste. Yogini 🙂

I know where we’re posting; if you were elsewhere it wouldn’t be the me who was remarking on your “fuck you, dumbshit” greeting. Plenty of colorful language abounds in the pit, but not all use it as direct insults to fellow users. But you’ve noted how “deserving” I was.

By the way–I mean, by the fucking way–that’s Ma’am to you.

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**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/45 "2004-03-23T02:45:46Z")

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“And when you gather up your hate to respond to me”

You assume a lot don’t you? I don’t post in hate. Annoyance at times, but hate? C’mon. No way. It’s all about the love baby! 😉

You’re a yogi, you state in your post, but it took my “thank you sir” for you to say “She’s a woman.” :rolleyes: The “Yogini” didn’t clue you in?

“Yogini sees the divinity in you, but also invites you to fuck off”

You seem to enjoy your assumptions. Please don’t assume to know the intention behind my posts, or speak for me. The discussion was between Cranky and I, and I think we understood each other quite well, eventually. If you need the clarification - - I do not invite Cranky to fuck off.

“I wouldn’t dare sign my posts with yogic principles unless I was well accustomed to reflecting them in my time on the boards.”

Good for you. I’m sorry we’re not all as enlightened and are continuing in our growth as good people here on the SDMB and IRL. Thank you for your patience and understanding in this regard.

“When someone points at the moon, look at the moon, not the finger.”  
:rolleyes:

The sanctimonious stench is rising as high as the moon in this room it seems. Were you trying to come off as sanctimonious? I’m asking because I wouldn’t want to assume your intention? Would you care to come off your yoga mat and do some chanting with me?

Much love! 😉 Namaste. Yogini

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**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/46 "2004-03-23T02:48:50Z")

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OH for fuck’s sake. Okay - Cranky is a woman. Thank you ma’am indeed.

And as to my post to Jar about my being the woman - and not understanding it was Cranky you were referring to - I apologize. My error.

See - human. Humans make mistakes. 🙂 I admit it too. And apologize. Oy - what a hater I am.

I’d rather say fuck’s sake than use the Lord’s name in vain.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/47 "2004-03-23T02:51:52Z")

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> [@jarbabyj](#):
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> When someone points at the moon, look at the moon, not the finger.

Unless it’s Goatse.

In that case, try to look at the finger.

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**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/48 "2004-03-23T03:05:52Z")

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DAMMIT - one more thing - Cranky…I want to clarify something to you as well, and to apologize if you thought it was directed to you. I DID quote you in my original post where I was pissed off…but I didn’t intend the entire post to be directed toward you. I was more or less commenting on the quote. (Which is why I didn’t at first name you as the quoter.) But the second paragraph of my first post, wherein I “go off” - lol" and was saying “fuck you for caring”, “fuck off dumbshit” or whatever, was meant “you” universal (SDMB poster) not YOU Cranky! OY! I just got that! :rolleyes: No wonder…

What a mess. See why I don’t post in the Pit or regularly. Misunderstandings abound. 🙂

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/49 "2004-03-23T03:22:07Z")

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> [@OneYogini](#):
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> Much love! 😉 Namaste. Yogini

Here’s what I’m missing. You fill your posts with swearing and vitriol, you call me sanctimonious and then you end with Namaste.

It makes no fucking sense. I don’t tear someone a new asshole and then say “God be with you”.

Just throwing a smilie and a platitude at the end of each of your posts doesn’t make you some divine peacemaker.

And Cranky’s my friend…I’m sure she didn’t mind me clarifying her sex to you :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/50 "2004-03-23T03:35:02Z")

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Will somone remind me again why I reopened this mess? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/51 "2004-03-23T03:39:43Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Will somone remind me again why I reopened this mess? :rolleyes:

To prevent 10 more whining threads just like it?

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**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/52 "2004-03-23T03:43:37Z")

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“Here’s what I’m missing. You fill your posts with swearing and vitriol, you call me sanctimonious and then you end with Namaste.”

Fill my posts with swearing? I use 3 or 4 swear words in a two paragraph post and it’s “filled” with swearing. C’mon. And vitriol - that’s overstating a bit, IMHO. Calls for intent. Again, don’t assume my intent. Also, I didn’t call you sanctimonious…in fact I asked if you were trying to come off as sanctimonious, because I didn’t want to assume.

“It makes no fucking sense. I don’t tear someone a new asshole and then say “God be with you”.”

Not everything has to make sense, I’m afraid. But I do not believe I came close to tearing anyone a new asshole, and if I would have tried, it may have been a bit pathetic. I’m not a great pitter (or debater for that matter). And I wouldn’t end an “asshole tearing” with “God be with you” either. I don’t view “namaste” and what it holds in meaning for me to be on par with a “God be with you”. That’s just my perspective. Yours may very well differ. And if so, it’s all good. We agree to disagree.

“Just throwing a smilie and a platitude at the end of each of your posts doesn’t make you some divine peacemaker.”

As if I was trying to be a divine peacemaker. Again, your assumptions are flying around like crazy! What, someone can’t have their moments of “pissed off-edness” (lol!) and then let it all out and say “namaste” to someone. To show maybe that it’s not all as huge a deal as you’re making it out to be. You need to lighten up a little - - even if it is the Pit.

“And Cranky’s my friend…I’m sure she didn’t mind me clarifying her sex to you.”

I wouldn’t want to assume. 😉

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/53 "2004-03-23T03:44:00Z")

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Me: This milk’s really sour!  
Czarcasm: Ooh, let me try!

Thanks, **Czarcasm** and others, for doing the hard work to keep this zoo running for the rest of us. I’d extend the metaphor by talking about poo-flinging monkeys, but I’m sure you’ve already come up with all these ideas already.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/54 "2004-03-23T03:54:44Z")

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When come back to trainwreck, bring pie!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/55 "2004-03-23T03:56:58Z")

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Why do the _other_ moderators get the masturbating monkeys, and I get stuck with the poo-flinging variety? 😃

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/56 "2004-03-23T03:58:33Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Will somone remind me again why I reopened this mess? :rolleyes:

Richard Dawson: Show me “He’s fucking insane!”  
_DING_  
Richard Dawson: Number 1 answer!  
_audience applauds_  
–_Family Feud: The Dope Years_

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/57 "2004-03-23T03:59:30Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Why do the _other_ moderators get the masturbating monkeys, and I get stuck with the poo-flinging variety? 😃

Which would you prefer, monkey generative fluid, or monkey-digested solids?  
And what decisions have you made in your life which have led you to this crossroad where you are trying to figure which option you dislike least? 😃

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**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/58 "2004-03-23T04:04:41Z")

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Confuscious say:

Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker.

Man who make Confuscious joke, use bad English.

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/59 "2004-03-23T04:07:53Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Why do the _other_ moderators get the masturbating monkeys, and I get stuck with the poo-flinging variety? 😃

It could be worse, they could be masturbating WITH poo. Noone wants that.

Except maybe the poo.

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admins-attitude-towards-people-who-cant-afford-5/235404/60 "2004-03-23T04:10:58Z")

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When come back to trainwreck, bring jizz! 😃

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