# Admit it - you missed me
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 23, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488 "2000-08-23T19:20:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/1 "2000-08-23T19:20:01Z")
Back from the Medieval period, I am returned, with stories to tell (at a later date when I’m recovered).
Let the adulations begin.
What did I miss? 😃
Esprix
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### Author:  [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/2 "2000-08-23T19:27:18Z")
Glad to have you back Esprix! Looking forward to hearing all about your trip.
btw, we have never spoken before. I’ve been lurking for about 6 months, but finally got off my ass and started posting recently. Decided it was time to contribute…
The discussions haven’t been the same without you!
Regards,
MH
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/3 "2000-08-23T19:27:40Z")
Well, we’ve never actually been introduced but I have to tell you I was thinking about you this very morning. How psychic is that? Glad you’re back in one piece.
Oh, news…Swiddles is having her wisdom teeth out and going back to school.
ChiefScott got back safely and spent a good weekend with his son.
Oh, and Demo got named Mr. Beauty…I think.
That’s all I can think of right off.
Glad to have you back.
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/4 "2000-08-23T19:31:22Z")
I missed you Esprix! I even went over to the People Pages last week to make sure you still, you know, existed.
Looking forward to hearing all about it! 🙂
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### Author:  [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/5 "2000-08-23T19:33:06Z")
Esprix? Esprix who?
Sure I missed you. I notice that you didn’t say you missed me.
Typical…
😉
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### Author:  [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/6 "2000-08-23T19:33:06Z")
Alright, damnit, I’ll admit it: I missed you.
My aim _is_ improving, however.
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/7 "2000-08-23T19:34:40Z")
You missed a bit! Snark dumped me like a hot potato; he is just too mentally ill to have a relationshipwith anyone. So you may say I told you so.🙂
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### Author:  [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/8 "2000-08-23T20:09:52Z")
I missed you. In reality, everyone missed you so much that nothing happened on the boards while you were gone. All of our lives stopped in anticipation of your return. Now that you are back, we can continue on. Thanks for returning.
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### Author:  [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/9 "2000-08-23T20:24:15Z")
Well, I had noticed your absence, but didn’t know why you were gone. Glad to see you back! 😃
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/10 "2000-08-23T20:32:53Z")
I missed you, you big faggot.
:: flees ::
😃
* * *
Yer pal,
Satan
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### Author:  [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/11 "2000-08-23T20:33:09Z")
He didn’t tell you? He finally went and got that sex-change operation. His new name is Esprixina, queen of Philladelphia. S/he joins Portnoy and twistoffate in asking for a changed name.
Oh that’s right, I forgot Esprix(ina). Mr. Cynical died. He was killed by that rat bastard Portnoy.
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### Author:  [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/12 "2000-08-23T21:27:02Z")
Esprix!!!
I’m so happy your back. Great Debates has NOT been the same w/o you!
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### Author:  [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/13 "2000-08-23T21:28:37Z")
“your back” should, of course be, “you’re back”
DoH!
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### Author:  [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/14 "2000-08-23T21:35:49Z")
Admit it? Never!
Aw, crap. I’m a terrible liar. I’ve definitely missed your posts, **Esprix**. It’s very good to see that you’re back.
> [@](#):
>
> Oh that’s right, I forgot Esprix(ina). Mr. Cynical died. He was killed by that rat bastard Portnoy.
Not quite. Mr. Cynical was just horribly wounded. In the end, he was able to rise up and overcome the evil villain, Portnoy.
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/15 "2000-08-23T21:40:09Z")
Esprix’s back???
WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!
_runs in, tackles Esprix, and smooches him_
Welcome back, honeybunny! I missed you!
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/16 "2000-08-23T21:55:19Z")
Hey there Hot Rod! Glad to hear you’re back. You know I missed you. You’re the only one who’ll hit on me.
😉
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/17 "2000-08-23T22:05:10Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \*
> \*\*Hey there Hot Rod! Glad to hear you’re back. You know I missed you. You’re the only one who’ll hit on me.
>
> 😉 \*\*
_taken aback_
Keee-rist, ChrisP, I’d have been hitting on you all along if I thought you were interested…I think you’re adorable.
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### Author:  [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/18 "2000-08-23T23:32:01Z")
Hey, Esprix. I’m the new resident teenaged lesbian, and I just wanted to say hi…
Rehoboth is the nicest place in the world. I should know- I live 10 minutes away from it.
I admire your threads… hope to get to know you. 🙂
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### Author:  [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/19 "2000-08-23T23:34:55Z")
Welcome back mate.
We await your tales with baited breath.
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/admit-it-you-missed-me/30488/20 "2000-08-24T03:58:59Z")
_matt sashays over to give Esprix his welcome-home blowjob_
…a boy can dream, right?
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