# adopted by a kitten.  What to do?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adopted-by-a-kitten-what-to-do/626762>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 30, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adopted-by-a-kitten-what-to-do/626762 "2012-06-30T01:28:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adopted-by-a-kitten-what-to-do/626762/21 "2012-07-01T05:34:44Z")

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Step 1: Figure out where Enuma Elish lives.  
Step 2: Break into Enuma Elish’s dwelling.  
Step 3: Leave kitteh in dwelling.

Enuma Elish now has a pet.

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**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adopted-by-a-kitten-what-to-do/626762/22 "2012-07-01T15:11:18Z")

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I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC 20500. Go ahead, break into my house! 😃😛

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**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adopted-by-a-kitten-what-to-do/626762/23 "2012-07-01T20:34:49Z")

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No pic? Seriously?

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adopted-by-a-kitten-what-to-do/626762/24 "2012-07-01T20:42:43Z")

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well? do you have a kitten or not?

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adopted-by-a-kitten-what-to-do/626762/25 "2012-07-01T21:18:24Z")

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> [@JackieLikesVariety](#):
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> well? do you have a kitten or not?

Apparently not. No cat this morning either. For the last two days, my wife and I have avoided walking along the street she first appeared.

My phone has only one capability: make calls. No texting and no camera. Besides, I don’t know how to post photos and am not about to find out. Just imagine a small black and white cat.

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adopted-by-a-kitten-what-to-do/626762/26 "2012-07-01T21:24:49Z")

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congratulations on remaining pet free…I think.

and I am excited to learn I’m not the only one whose phone only does…calls.

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