My guys (my foster son’s two boys):
B., age 2 1/2, came with daddy for a visit. Our cat had recently had kittens, and we took him to see the baby kittens, one of whom was pure black. His grandmother has a neutered male black cat named Blackie. He spotted it and said, “Look, Daddy, Blackie’s baby!” (The name stuck.) What gets me on this one is that at that young age, he had noticed that traits get handed down from generation to generation, and made the logical, if erroneous, conclusion.
At age 5 1/2, we had gone to visit his grandmother, where he was spending a week on a visit as well. Custom there is to watch the news over coffee after supper, and we stopped just in time to share coffee and the news. It was during the Clinton impeachment brouhaha, and the reporter made some reference to illicit sex. B. pipes up, “I know what sex is.” Five adults suddenly silent and turning as one to look at him. Grandma says, “Okay, tell us what sex is.” B. responds, “It’s when two people take off all their clothes and kiss.”
All things considered, I kind of like his definition!
His little brother J. is the apple of my eye, and knows it. He’s four. As they were preparing to move some distance away, we stopped to say goodbye – a very poignant time for all of us, because we were close. J. was already in bed, but when he heard us, he got up (a minor infraction of the rules, but acceptable at a time like this) and toddled out. Seeing me standing in the kitchen, he walked over, looked up at me with a very serious expression, and said, “I’m going to miss you very much.” My heart just cracked in two.